Thursday, March 17, 2011
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“Swing Lessons at the Decatur County Ballroom took a turn for the strange when Instructor Brandt introduced his innovative new dance step, ‘The Queasy Stripper.'”
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- In memoriam: bcs
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Owner of West Coast Customs at his night job
Oh honey, your tuck just fell out…
wow that sloth can sure pull some tail
The wedding guests look on in horror as Chad tried to consummate the marriage with his rendition of the shirtless guido fist-pump hump dance.
Groomsman Vinnie and Bridesmaid Domenica brought the Jerz style to the wedding in the Hamptons.
A Chippendales groomsman fulfills his dream of tonguing a bridesmaid.
Just Awful. Auto-nominate for the weekly. Worst douche so far this year.
There once was a douchebag named Sean.
Who took his shirt off to show brawn.
He stipped down to suspenders.
And went on a bender,
Divorce papers arrived after dawn.,
The spread of crab-infested bridesmaids throughout Nassau and Suffolk Counties caused Chippendales to re-think its wedding planner division.
He wanted to show off his arms,
Mickey thought it would do not much harm.
At a wedding on acid,
His penis went flaccid.
Marina fucked John in the barn.
She wanted a roll in the hay.
A bridesmaid she’s horny all day.
She tried to meet Tony.
Buy he was too bony.
And Angelo here is too gay.
FOX was not pleased with the ratings for ‘Dancing with the Stunned’.
Shouldn’t have unwrapped the 6’x4′ package from the FedEx carrier.
…and suddenly the beast turned on Belle. She tries desperately to pummel him.
It’s tradition in Pennsyltucky for the groom’s unemployed freeloader of a brother to bless the marriage by date raping the maid of honor. It’s consider extraordinarily auspicious if, rather than leaving her blacked-out out in a hotel room with an unnaturally sore ass, he mounts her on the dance floor during the band’s rendition of Mony Mony.
PETA was pleased to see that they had another successful primate release from the MSU research labs when they heard the melodic strains of “Oh, Me So Horny” and brachiating coming from the Kellogg Center before Lenny carried Cynthia to the top of it and started flinging his own poo at anybody wearing maize and blue.
My big fat guid wedding
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Snow White’s ears still ringing from clubbing the night before, she misunderstands when asked to “try on the slipper.”
The winner of that night’s wedding raffle, Billy Joe Bobb Stumphumper, gets the chance to add a branch to the long straight line that is the family tree after Darla accidentally wandered into the reception looking for the nearest gas station.
Shit. That should have been Cinderella. Totally blew the joke. Fucc me.
In all seriousness i feel bad for the father of the bride who footed the bill for this debacle. Even sadder is the other D-Bag in the background who looks like he can’t wait to get in on the action.
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“Oh, Me So Horny” and brachiating in the same sentence is shear genius. Doc Bunsen FTW!!!!
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Son!!!!!!
This is why Desperate Housewives was not made into a reality show.
Cougar Town: “ur doin it rong”
The rape would end a split second later when Myrna’s invisible bat cracked into the perpetrator’s skull, showering splintered bone and gray matter on the hard pine floor below.
The nuptial crowd was stunned when Gertrude leapt from the dance floor and pushed a fully mature sea lion out of her gaping womb.
Though he had felt it come close many times before, this time Mortimer knew that Elsie’s vestigial tail had punctured his scrotum.
Ever mindful of the guest’s safety and the threat of an imminent melt-down, Mina sacrificed her groin grotto to squelch Wilbur’s fully exposed fuel rod.
The guests were shocked and appalled when Denny showed up at the wedding sporting his Real Doll Fanny Pack.
Taynna complained that Julie had stolen her routine as she watched in horror with her date Chip at the Greater Charelston Area Cotillion. Etty Mae’s College Preparatory and Charm School is seeking applications for a new Head Mistress.
“The Funky Chicken” just gets more X-rated as time goes on.
And CND 10:38a FTW.
The pit crew cheers in the background as Tony and Carla struggle to complete lap 319 of 500 at the Petty wedding but they know this couple will never reach the finish line due to Tony’s faulty crankshaft.
Douche: “Thunderthighs? They were right”
Hot Chick: “Nice dog collar, you get that at Petsmart?”
Open Bar: the best and most dangerous words in the English language.
The new bridal shower planning guide unfortunately includes embarrassing Brandt dog as the “entertainment”,the older ladies weren’t amused.
I hope he’s making that face because someone us choking him telekinetically…
is^
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Illiteracy is no laughing matter…
This pic really hurts, because I used to be able to go out on the town, minding my own bizznitch, shirtless with dress slacks and a bow tie, and no one paid any attention to me, except the girls at the bridal shop.
If it fits, it ships. Ship it!
So this is how Billy Joel makes ends meet these days.
Please god i hope that is not a wedding, if so shoot them and forever hold your peace.
I think it is a wedding. The tables behind them look weddingish.
That Gru sure can pull some tail.
That Lars Ulrich sure can pull some tail.
That Tom Sizemore sure can beat some tail.
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Too soon?
Blue October fans were at first unsure of the band’s new direction into Jazz Dancing.
Crucial Head @ 11:28 pm, btw
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Still chuckling like a Croatian at a Serbian funeral cortege.
Unfortunately, Todd’s solution to Linda’s tapeworm problem was raping them.
The randy couple would later decide that while urethra sex provided the ultimate joy-friction it did not outweigh the guaranteed twin bladder infections that follow.
When the band struck up “Hang On, I’m Comin’ ” it was only a matter of time….
Coot and Rachel scoot the latest wedding reception fad dance, the Turducken, wherein the chicken in inserted into the duck and both inserted into the turkey trot.
Wait’ll ya see what happened when Phil slipped on a Jordan almond…
“Going commando” at wedding receptions is the latest dance craze..
Charlie took advantage of Cindi’s fetish for Menorahs by screwing a candelabra into his scalp goiter.