Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Cheech and Shlong

They just don’t make hippies like they used to.

I blame Phish.

# posted by douchebag1
1:58 pm March, 1 skrag2112 said...

He holds up two fingers in response to “How many years did you spend in 5th grade?”

2:03 pm March, 1 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

Phish has been the cause of many hott girls dating goofy hipsters. I got dumped for one of those sandal wearing freaks. It’s winter! Buy some shoes that aren’t made of hemp!

2:07 pm March, 1 Collaz B. Popped said...

Blondie is high and fwappable.

2:15 pm March, 1 soy bomb said...

I’m a big fan of these hippie chicks. Big fan. No doubt they’ve experimented in some “free love” 69 action after ripping tremendous bong hits in their “cousin” Tristan’s loft as somali rose incense wafted through the sex-filled air. They giggled shyly at each other before slowly moving in for a…um…guhh…
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I’m shutting it down for a while. Laterz

2:16 pm March, 1 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

This pic smells of granola, patchouli, and long unwashed clothes. Problem with crunchy granola hotts is that their bush is thicker and denser than the Brazilian rain forest, but smells like low tide at Morro de Sau Paulo. Whoever decided bad hygiene was cool should be forced to eat an 8yr old used Birkenstock.

2:16 pm March, 1 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I blame Josh’s and Ari’s parents for not smacking the crap out of their hipster asses and making them get jobs instead of majoring in music theory and english lit. Sweet little free-spirit blond with the “I just toked off a two foot bong” look in her eyes, you can do better.

2:21 pm March, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Crudsby, Hash, Jills, and Bung.

2:25 pm March, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

My wife and I and her rabbit took a trip to Stowe to see Santana about 20 years ago. Opening act is Phish. What a bunch of Grateful dead poseurs! They were fucking awful. By the end of their set Mrs, and I were asleep and the rabbit was dead. Surrounded by Vermont hippies, I realized waking up that I was on the face of the mountain and that we slept through Santana. Fucking Phish, they killed her rabbit. Fuck Santana too. Son.

2:27 pm March, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Douched and Confused.

2:31 pm March, 1 Et Tu Douche? said...

Hot hippie chicks sans patchouli oil and their free wheeling out look on life, sex & happiness kick ass!!!.
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Phuck Phish!!!! and is that frobots cousin brobot?
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Son!!!!

2:40 pm March, 1 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

The realist in me thinks all drugs should be legalized. The Darwinist in me looks at this picture and thinks “Maybe Singapore has the right idea”.

2:41 pm March, 1 Et Tu Douche? said...

@ Rev, “Phish. What a bunch of Grateful dead poseurs!”
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You nailed it on the head. Son!!!! and I might add their fans “PhishHeads” are poseurs too.

2:47 pm March, 1 Claude Douchenbagger said...

I give all 4 notta hippie. Guys are slackers and chicks are wearing bras so that is def not a hippie chick for both.

2:49 pm March, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

That Heath Ledger can sure still pull some tail while lookin’ up at the underside of a large grey slab.

2:52 pm March, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

This must’ve been the worst Oscar after-party in the world if Heath Ledger, Scarlet Johansonn, Anne Hathaway and Owen Wilson were there. Then again maybe it was the best. Then again maybe you got into the Rev. Chad’s stash and these are just some random assholes from Walmart.

2:54 pm March, 1 Vin Douchal said...

This is the tribute band “Gephilte Phish”.
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They play a bunch of tunes nobody can name as they jam on the cajon and kazoo until the audience is put into a catatonic trance at which time they rifle through their wallets and purses for rolling papers and novelty roach clips.
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No. You can’t ride in the back of my pick up into town

2:57 pm March, 1 mr.reeve said...

This picture reminds me of this movie………

2:58 pm March, 1 Taint Nuthin But A G-Thang said...

Oh, dear blondie, please, oh please, sit on my face. I need a good flossing.

3:00 pm March, 1 Et Tu Douche? said...

New England, mid to late 80’s, prep school, Volvo driving, spring time east coast, GD spring touring, Sugar Magnolias? obviously not but they do remind of those good old days.

3:03 pm March, 1 Et Tu Douche? said...

The Onion nailed it regarding Phish and their fans as read
Here

3:04 pm March, 1 Cheeto Fingerz said...

Ugh. Phish phucking sucks hacky ballsack. I don’t know if I’d label these dudes douchebags just yet. Lefty looks a couple of sandwiches short of munchie picnic basket and righty looks like my friend’s brother, but dumber. The chicks are some of the most natural I’ve seen on this site in awhile. I was beginning to think all women had boob jobs, and belly piercings. Oh yeah, and neck tattoos. (Thanks a lot Et Tu, I almost had it completely eradicated from my brain.)

3:05 pm March, 1 Et Tu Douche? said...

This is what I meant.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/phish-collapses-onstage,1076/

3:33 pm March, 1 Anthony LaBaglia said...

Maybe they need to try them fake Marshall cabinets a la Slayer, etc…

3:41 pm March, 1 Wedgie said...

My nine-year-old daughter asked me “How high is high?” So I showed her this pic of the Rev.

3:47 pm March, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

You know it tooik Spicoli about 875 times of watching this before he got it right.

3:48 pm March, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ fucck it. I give up.
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5:12 pm March, 1 Charles Ulysses Farley said...

I think Cheech’s two fingers indicate how many feet brunette Betty’s forearm is shoved up Schlong’s ass. Don’t let the facial expression fool you. He loves it.
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And as has been said many times before. Phuck Phish (Slap)!

5:24 pm March, 1 Doucheous Rufus said...

The brunette is awesomely cute, but her square boob kind of freaks me out.

5:29 pm March, 1 Fatness said...

Nice square implant there, greenie.

7:17 pm March, 1 Medusa Oblongata said...

I’d slap them all in the face. With a sizzling hot steak made from an endangered animal, of course.

8:00 pm March, 1 banana hammock said...

Is Douche Swiffer plural for Douche Swiffer’s?

9:01 pm March, 1 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Looking at this photo, one sees a bad case of
a) jaundice
b) curry powder overdose and indigestion
c) urine soak
d) sulfur dioxide about to blow

9:40 pm March, 1 Stephanie said...

They look like hippies cause they smell like ass. The patchouli oil isn’t working guys.

4:16 am March, 2 Collaz B.Popped said...

Phish = one of the most overrated bands ever. EVER.

Phuck Phish.

5:25 am March, 2 FoghornLeghorn said...

I give them all a notta. I don’t think I’d want to hang out with the boys, but it would be fun to road trip with the girls, weed smiles, square boobs, and all.
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I don’t know a lot about Phish, but I did see a video of them jamming with Neil Y. on “Down By the River”, and it was kind of excellent. In a trance-inducing way.

7:27 am March, 2 Steve L. said...

i’m glad my last name isn’t Chong. or Shlong.

10:04 am March, 2 Wheezer said...

Dave’s not here, man, because he can’t stand douchebaggery. But Dave would like those pert blonde boobies.

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