Tuesday, March 1, 2011
Cheech and Shlong
They just don’t make hippies like they used to.
I blame Phish.
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
- Mr. Biggs
- Vin Douchal
- Sergeant Scrote Stain
- boatbutter
- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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He holds up two fingers in response to “How many years did you spend in 5th grade?”
Phish has been the cause of many hott girls dating goofy hipsters. I got dumped for one of those sandal wearing freaks. It’s winter! Buy some shoes that aren’t made of hemp!
Blondie is high and fwappable.
I’m a big fan of these hippie chicks. Big fan. No doubt they’ve experimented in some “free love” 69 action after ripping tremendous bong hits in their “cousin” Tristan’s loft as somali rose incense wafted through the sex-filled air. They giggled shyly at each other before slowly moving in for a…um…guhh…
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I’m shutting it down for a while. Laterz
This pic smells of granola, patchouli, and long unwashed clothes. Problem with crunchy granola hotts is that their bush is thicker and denser than the Brazilian rain forest, but smells like low tide at Morro de Sau Paulo. Whoever decided bad hygiene was cool should be forced to eat an 8yr old used Birkenstock.
I blame Josh’s and Ari’s parents for not smacking the crap out of their hipster asses and making them get jobs instead of majoring in music theory and english lit. Sweet little free-spirit blond with the “I just toked off a two foot bong” look in her eyes, you can do better.
Crudsby, Hash, Jills, and Bung.
My wife and I and her rabbit took a trip to Stowe to see Santana about 20 years ago. Opening act is Phish. What a bunch of Grateful dead poseurs! They were fucking awful. By the end of their set Mrs, and I were asleep and the rabbit was dead. Surrounded by Vermont hippies, I realized waking up that I was on the face of the mountain and that we slept through Santana. Fucking Phish, they killed her rabbit. Fuck Santana too. Son.
Douched and Confused.
Hot hippie chicks sans patchouli oil and their free wheeling out look on life, sex & happiness kick ass!!!.
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Phuck Phish!!!! and is that frobots cousin brobot?
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Son!!!!
The realist in me thinks all drugs should be legalized. The Darwinist in me looks at this picture and thinks “Maybe Singapore has the right idea”.
@ Rev, “Phish. What a bunch of Grateful dead poseurs!”
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You nailed it on the head. Son!!!! and I might add their fans “PhishHeads” are poseurs too.
I give all 4 notta hippie. Guys are slackers and chicks are wearing bras so that is def not a hippie chick for both.
That Heath Ledger can sure still pull some tail while lookin’ up at the underside of a large grey slab.
This must’ve been the worst Oscar after-party in the world if Heath Ledger, Scarlet Johansonn, Anne Hathaway and Owen Wilson were there. Then again maybe it was the best. Then again maybe you got into the Rev. Chad’s stash and these are just some random assholes from Walmart.
This is the tribute band “Gephilte Phish”.
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They play a bunch of tunes nobody can name as they jam on the cajon and kazoo until the audience is put into a catatonic trance at which time they rifle through their wallets and purses for rolling papers and novelty roach clips.
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No. You can’t ride in the back of my pick up into town
This picture reminds me of this movie………
Oh, dear blondie, please, oh please, sit on my face. I need a good flossing.
New England, mid to late 80’s, prep school, Volvo driving, spring time east coast, GD spring touring, Sugar Magnolias? obviously not but they do remind of those good old days.
The Onion nailed it regarding Phish and their fans as read
Here
Ugh. Phish phucking sucks hacky ballsack. I don’t know if I’d label these dudes douchebags just yet. Lefty looks a couple of sandwiches short of munchie picnic basket and righty looks like my friend’s brother, but dumber. The chicks are some of the most natural I’ve seen on this site in awhile. I was beginning to think all women had boob jobs, and belly piercings. Oh yeah, and neck tattoos. (Thanks a lot Et Tu, I almost had it completely eradicated from my brain.)
This is what I meant.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/phish-collapses-onstage,1076/
Maybe they need to try them fake Marshall cabinets a la Slayer, etc…
My nine-year-old daughter asked me “How high is high?” So I showed her this pic of the Rev.
You know it tooik Spicoli about 875 times of watching this before he got it right.
^ fucck it. I give up.
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I think Cheech’s two fingers indicate how many feet brunette Betty’s forearm is shoved up Schlong’s ass. Don’t let the facial expression fool you. He loves it.
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And as has been said many times before. Phuck Phish (Slap)!
The brunette is awesomely cute, but her square boob kind of freaks me out.
Nice square implant there, greenie.
I’d slap them all in the face. With a sizzling hot steak made from an endangered animal, of course.
Is Douche Swiffer plural for Douche Swiffer’s?
Looking at this photo, one sees a bad case of
a) jaundice
b) curry powder overdose and indigestion
c) urine soak
d) sulfur dioxide about to blow
They look like hippies cause they smell like ass. The patchouli oil isn’t working guys.
Phish = one of the most overrated bands ever. EVER.
Phuck Phish.
I give them all a notta. I don’t think I’d want to hang out with the boys, but it would be fun to road trip with the girls, weed smiles, square boobs, and all.
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I don’t know a lot about Phish, but I did see a video of them jamming with Neil Y. on “Down By the River”, and it was kind of excellent. In a trance-inducing way.
i’m glad my last name isn’t Chong. or Shlong.
Dave’s not here, man, because he can’t stand douchebaggery. But Dave would like those pert blonde boobies.