Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Cowpoke

Lets turn it over to Miller for this one.

# posted by douchebag1
3:33 pm March, 15 Stephanie said...

First?! I have to wonder about this?

3:33 pm March, 15 Stephanie said...

The joke is… cowboy that wants a poke,right?

3:46 pm March, 15 That girl said...

So not funny in the least.

Holy balls?

3:50 pm March, 15 Et Tu Douche? said...

In the immortal words of Vince Lombardi “What the hell is going on here”

3:54 pm March, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I think the most disturbing thing about this photo is that both of them seem alright with what he’s wearing. I mean, c’mon, green is totally NOT his color!

4:41 pm March, 15 All These New People said...

They switched tops?

4:52 pm March, 15 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

High Colonic Drifter
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True Shit
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Winchester’s I.Q 73
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Rooster Cockburn
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The Bleeth, the Gay, and the Ugly
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The Daughters of Kate Elder
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4:53 pm March, 15 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

On the set of Midnight Cowboy II. Joe Buck poses with a fan before the “truck stop scene” in which he felches 30 no-doze addicted truckers.

4:54 pm March, 15 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

He Wore a Chartreuse Ribbon

5:01 pm March, 15 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Fort A-Douche-y

The Gaybag From Laramie

5:10 pm March, 15 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

The Man Who Feliciated Liberty Valance

5:14 pm March, 15 Charles Ulysses Farley said...

The Unforgiveable.
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Lonesome Douche.
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Felcherado.
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Bleeth Cassidy and the Chartreuse Kid.

5:15 pm March, 15 Charles Ulysses Farley said...

Anyone else notice that Gay Brooks foot looks like some kind of eagle talon or lobster boy appendage?

5:19 pm March, 15 Fatness said...

For a Few Douches More

5:23 pm March, 15 Fatness said...

Flaming Frontier
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(didn’t even have to change anything for that one…)

5:24 pm March, 15 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

The Outlaw Blowsthe Males

5:25 pm March, 15 Fatness said...

Bone-nanza

5:26 pm March, 15 Fatness said...

Faggin’ Train

5:28 pm March, 15 Fatness said...

The Douchey Companions
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The Pissfits
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The Gloryhole Guys

5:29 pm March, 15 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

The Whore Wagon

5:36 pm March, 15 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

Two Fools For Sister Sara

6:03 pm March, 15 Sir Boo said...

Stephanie who gives a fuck that you’re first?

6:07 pm March, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The previous Chad Kroeger rant did bear a bit of resemblance to the real Chad Kroeger. It was not me, someone is screwing around. I try to be more crazy and, in rare instances, amusing. I dig Japanese chicks and sushi. I have been sober for three days. It ends now. I love you, Nancy Dreuche.

6:12 pm March, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Bronanza
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I can see how they got the info. How did they get my burka picture?
.

6:14 pm March, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

San Francisco Rodeo?

6:14 pm March, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

St. Patrick’s Day Frolick.

6:15 pm March, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Seven Grooms for Seven Homos.

6:16 pm March, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Wild Green Chest.

6:16 pm March, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Good, The Bad, and The Fugly.

6:18 pm March, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Bridge on the River Guy. What? That wasn’t a western.

6:23 pm March, 15 Medusa Oblongata said...

High Poon

6:24 pm March, 15 Medusa Oblongata said...

The Wild Cuntch

6:25 pm March, 15 Medusa Oblongata said...

Butch Cassie and the Sundouche Kid

6:49 pm March, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Lady Anteacid.

6:49 pm March, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Oak Ridge Gays.

6:50 pm March, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Willie Feltchon.

6:50 pm March, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Johnny Gaycheck.

6:51 pm March, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Conway Titty.

6:52 pm March, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

DarkSock?

6:52 pm March, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Daddy?

7:23 pm March, 15 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Exactly How Green WERE My Pastures?

7:23 pm March, 15 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Soylent Green, Revisited

7:24 pm March, 15 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Half Martian, Half Cowboy,

7:24 pm March, 15 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Dude Ranch Green

7:25 pm March, 15 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Green Green, it’s green they say
On the far side of the hill….

7:26 pm March, 15 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

….wonder if he’s wearing matching underwear…

7:28 pm March, 15 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

If you’re gonna expose your torsos, why wear a see-through green knit top? WHY???

7:30 pm March, 15 soy bomb said...

I’m not gonna go and get fired up over some dude who’s obviously clowning around. I’ll turn my attention to his lady friend.
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Nope. Nothing there either. *returns back to irregularly scheduled porn program, already in progress*

7:31 pm March, 15 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Hop-a-long Cassidy the Easter Bunny found her green Easter grass, not in a basket but on a basket-case.

7:34 pm March, 15 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

He who wears a ten-gallon hat only half-full wears a twenty-gallon shirt half-empty.

7:36 pm March, 15 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Mebbe he’s got some long green in his pocket to compensate for the short green on his torso.

7:39 pm March, 15 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Kookaburra laughed and laughed, for dayglo his gayday must be.

7:43 pm March, 15 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Acid-wash has a whole diff meaning in Queensland.

8:03 pm March, 15 DarkSock said...

Broke-Dick Mounting

8:03 pm March, 15 DarkSock said...

Two Fists for Sister Sara’s Mule

8:04 pm March, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!
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The Prime Minister of Japan just announced that all workers have left the reactors. It’s true. The rebuilding has been contracted to an American company led by a mysterious architect named Mr. DarkSock. Wow, just wow!

8:04 pm March, 15 DarkSock said...

True Shit (Pounders)

8:05 pm March, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Tresure Of The Sierra Padre.

8:06 pm March, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fistful of Fisting.

8:06 pm March, 15 DarkSock said...

^Fake Chad @ 8:04 pm. Duh-huh.
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Sorry, RevChad, but you may need to pull a Steve Zodiac and become a Troy Temptest.
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It happens.

8:06 pm March, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

For A Few Hollas More.

8:13 pm March, 15 The Minister Scott Stapp said...

Who’s stealing my shit? See you in a few days.

8:26 pm March, 15 Wedgie said...

Wow, that’s really gay. Was there ever a Western by that name? I’m not sure, but……wow, that’s really gay.

8:59 pm March, 15 Doucheous Rufus said...

The Shitist

9:00 pm March, 15 Doucheous Rufus said...

They Call Me Glow Body

9:03 pm March, 15 Doucheous Rufus said...

Take a Hard Ride (that one’s real)

9:08 pm March, 15 Doucheous Rufus said...

The Maverick Queen
(another real one)

9:09 pm March, 15 Doucheous Rufus said...

Gunfight at the B. O. Corral

9:10 pm March, 15 Doucheous Rufus said...

Good Day for a Hanging

9:11 pm March, 15 Nancy Dreuche said...

@RevChad 6:07p, you sure have a weird way of showing it. Anyway good luck with your issues. Mental and computer-wise.

9:13 pm March, 15 Doucheous Rufus said...

(some more real titles)
Annie Get Your Gun
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The Bandit Queen
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Fancy Pants
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The Lusty Men

9:14 pm March, 15 Doucheous Rufus said...

Shame

9:20 pm March, 15 Doucheous Rufus said...

The Douchiest Gun in the West

9:21 pm March, 15 Doucheous Rufus said...

More Douche than Alive

9:23 pm March, 15 Doucheous Rufus said...

Choadsmoke

9:25 pm March, 15 Doucheous Rufus said...

Jism

9:27 pm March, 15 Doucheous Rufus said...

Gayhill, Douche Marshall

9:28 pm March, 15 Doucheous Rufus said...

The Train Bobbers

9:30 pm March, 15 Doucheous Rufus said...

The Ho’s Soldiers

11:13 pm March, 15 The Dude said...

I hate my hard on, sort of…

11:34 pm March, 15 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

@Traveling bags…what the hell kind of Western inspired post is that?
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I do like your name tho…is it NBA inspired?

12:52 am March, 16 Motorcycle Accessories said...

I dig Japanese chicks & sushi. I have been sober for four days. It ends now. I like you, Nancy Dreuche.

2:03 am March, 16 LJ said...

Halloween? Me thinks, probably.

6:59 am March, 16 Deltus said...

3:10 To Yuma Boyfriend, So Get Sucking

8:02 am March, 16 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Git a rope, boys. We’re having a Texas necktie party!

8:02 am March, 16 Nancy Dreuche said...

I like you too Motorcycle Accessories. Where’s Motorcycle Parts these days? I hope it’s not slummin’ it at “The Chive”.

9:02 am March, 16 tall guy said...

In the words of joe Jackson: “…all the gays are macho can’t you see their leather shine?” Or their little lime green mid-drift number…

Sheesh!

10:28 am March, 16 Collaz B. Popped said...

I’d fwap on her next door hotness all Sunday night long, after the pool party bbq has ended.

11:26 pm March, 16 Stephanie said...

Sir Boo,fuck you too…you have issues,I guess you wanted to be first. You should never fuck with a 50 year old woman with a large whip.

4:43 am March, 17 Sir David Douchenborough said...

Brantley Gilbert has a gay cousin in Australia?

8:50 am March, 17 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

To put an exclamation point on this one:
The Man From Semen River

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