Monday, March 14, 2011

Creepy Vegas Hippie and Cocktail Carrie Voted

Creepy Vegas Hippie and off-duty Cocktail Carrie took time out of their busy schedules of slow and pointless wander to come by and vote in the HCwDB of the Month.

Have you voted yet?

# posted by douchebag1
1:42 pm March, 14 jonezy said...

He once had a thriving career as a Captain Kangaroo impersonator.
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Until the court case.

1:45 pm March, 14 chaserofthehott said...

I think that guy sold me pot once.

1:46 pm March, 14 Fatness said...

Three watches and a penis on his left arm. Nice.
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Two saltwater and one oldbag on the bleeth. Nice.
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My eyes, gouged out. Nice.

1:52 pm March, 14 Douchelexic said...

Hey, when you are in your 70’s and grandma is no longer around, then what do you have to loose? Douche it up, creepy Vegas hippie bag. You’ve earned it.

1:58 pm March, 14 Vin Douchal said...

“She ain’t fucking you , old man…”
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“Wanna bet your cock on it?”

2:00 pm March, 14 Vin Douchal said...

Look at those fucking pants. Who has pants like that? Who wears pants like that? Where do you find pants like that?
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Those pockets make those pants look like Joe Biden’s fishing waders

2:04 pm March, 14 Vin Douchal said...

He looks like Bruce Dern from 2021 sent back in a time machine

2:04 pm March, 14 soy bomb said...

Is this what the squares were referring to when they told us to “Just Say No?”

2:08 pm March, 14 Long Time, First Time said...

Dude in the back obviously just got whiff of “Old Hippie Bongwater Fart.”

2:08 pm March, 14 smackdouche said...

Everything about this picture makes my eyes hurt.

2:21 pm March, 14 Wheezer said...

Meanwhile, Ron Howard’s great-nephew in the background said, “Hey, what do mean this drink is ‘courtesy of Mr. White’? Who’s that?”

2:21 pm March, 14 Vin Douchal said...

He has four plastic rings, three costume jewelry watches and a cock between the fingers of his left hand. The other hand is in the bottom of a swamp in the Mekong Delta

2:23 pm March, 14 Wheezer said...

This could sober up Reverend Chad.
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Immediately.

2:23 pm March, 14 UFO Destroyers said...

Vin,
His pants look that way because they are probably on backwards. That way, he can just unzip his fly and poop in the pool.
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No comments on his vest yet. That makes me wonder….

2:29 pm March, 14 The Minister Scott Stapp said...

He didn’t listen when the dude announced, “Do not take the blue acid.’

2:30 pm March, 14 Wheezer said...

The Fashion Police called to say, “Ummmmm, sir? You stole one of our hats. Please return it promptly.”
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Seriously, it’s highlighted.

2:32 pm March, 14 The Minister Scott Stapp said...

She’s had a baby. Grandpa burnout is the father and grandfather of pretty little Judy Sunburst.

2:35 pm March, 14 Destiny's Choad said...

Give me 26 (no more, no less) bong hits and I’d totally do that old douche. I’d probably also be dead, so win-win. I wonder what the badge on his hat is for? Federal Bikini Inspector?
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She looks like a wild ride that I must be “this tall” to take. Fortunately, I don’t make the height requirement. Party on chick who is like totally into hookah and medicinal herbage. Just remember where you parked your vagina last night and you’ll be okay.

2:38 pm March, 14 Destiny's Choad said...

And if that dude killed Chester Cheetah for that vest, it will harsh my mellow harder than one of Rev. Chad Kroeger’s Vaginas Falling Off Monologues ever could.

2:40 pm March, 14 banana hammock said...

Careful kids…….. it’s a two headed, three armed Hot Chick-Capt. Kangaroo Monster with Ron Howard’s bulbous headed nephew close by.

2:52 pm March, 14 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Ever since the economic downturn, the Vegas talent pool for studmuffins/pool boys has shrunk farther than Charlie Sheen’s manhandle after a four day, Bree Olsen-bender…leading to the inevitable downgrade in whatever mancandy is being paraded about.
Strangely, the Cocktail Carries and other dayclub Bleeths barely seem to notice…
Hmmm…
Maybe it’s time for the old Choad to break out the banana hammock?

2:58 pm March, 14 banana hammock said...

I believe that his pants are on backwards to provide easy rectal access for Ron Howards nephew?

3:00 pm March, 14 banana hammock said...

this is what happens when a game of “smell my finger at the ben-gay rally” goes horribly right!

3:14 pm March, 14 dbBen said...

I hadn’t seen Donald Sutherland in a while. It looks as if life has been good!
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“Puppet Masters Rules!”

3:17 pm March, 14 doucheywallnuts said...

I thought George Carlin was dead.

3:31 pm March, 14 Deltus said...

Just… no. I can’t deal with him. As soon as I’d start to, I’d try to explain him, and then my head would explode.
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So just, no.

3:34 pm March, 14 Greg said...

@Choad 2:52p, it is time to bust out the banana hammock.
@banana hammock, whenever o’clock, prepare to be busted out.

3:54 pm March, 14 Wedgie said...

He’s never sure exactly what time it is.

3:57 pm March, 14 Wedgie said...

I saw this guy before, in “The Faces of Meth”. This is the “Before” pic, believe it or not.

3:57 pm March, 14 Et Tu Douche? said...

I give a wag of my finger to Vegas hippie guy for somehow veering off the path of enlightenment and stopping by a Vegas Poo Party. If any one knows what time it is he sure does.
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While were on the topic of Hippies, RIP Owsley “Bear” Stanley

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4:19 pm March, 14 Douchble Helix said...

This guy used to be on sitcoms on TV. The elderly bank guard on Sanford & Son, a dude preparing omelets on the Love Boat…

4:42 pm March, 14 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Yea, the sun shines bright on the Old Kentucky Douche and his Homey.
Bourbon’s up!

4:59 pm March, 14 Dr. Feelgood said...

Definitely some things that happen in Vegas should be buried there. Wasn’t that dude old Roy Rogers gofer in some western oaters?

5:36 pm March, 14 Llama Llover said...

@Organic Alpaca Nutriton, I’m not sure mixing llamas and fire would be such a good idea. I am still interested in those shirts though.
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That old hippie douche has all of the lucky charms marshmellows for rings. It leprechan’t get any lamer than that.

6:21 pm March, 14 Wedgie said...

Epic surf yesterday and Wedgie is dazed from getting pounded…..fucced up my shoulder again. Hooray for highly addictive painkillers in large quantities.
Rev?

7:26 pm March, 14 Douchble Helix said...

Could Tall Opie’s wrist be any limper?

7:31 pm March, 14 Douche Springsteen said...

Looks like an older version of the Chicken Fucker from that South Park episode.

7:33 pm March, 14 soy bomb said...

^
BAHAHAHAHA!!!11!!! Springsteen! Great call.

8:09 pm March, 14 Llama Llover said...

Even though the two dudes pictured here aren’t your “classic Vegas D-bags”, its still not making me want to head there anytime soon. And yes Mr. Springsteen, spot on reference. That weirdo fucks the chickens and ol’ grandpap here makes jewelry and hats from the feathers and beaks.
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Seriously dudes on this site looking to get laid, if you’re even remotely attractive find out where these freaks are hanging out and go there. If this is the competition you definitely have more than a snowball’s chance in hell. Its still Vegas though so it might help to have a little money too.

8:16 pm March, 14 Shane said...

vote, like your life depends on it. the future is at stake here

8:32 pm March, 14 Douche Springsteen said...

In case you’re not a South Park, here’s what I’m talking about.

8:34 pm March, 14 Douche Springsteen said...

Oh well I tried posting a pic but the html tag didn’t work and I’m 3/4 of the way through my bottle of 3 buck chuck, so maybe someone else could find it and post it. If at first you don’t succeed, fuck it.

8:41 pm March, 14 DarkSock said...

That Keenan Wynn can sure pull some tail. For a dead dude.
GR
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Eat your heart out, Baron. Top that obscure reference.

8:44 pm March, 14 DarkSock said...

@ Et Tu:
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Damn. I wasn’t a Dead Head, but Owsley was a bad ass sound engineer ahead of his time; legendary for his mic’ing and “wall o’ sound” as he was for being an LSD chef extraordinaire.
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Take heart, Reverend Chad; the dude lived to be 76 on a diet of meat, eggs and cheese only since the 60’s; beat cancer because he claimed he starved the tumor of carbs, and after decades of chewing LSD and various substances, died of a fuccen car crash.
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G’night, Bear.

8:45 pm March, 14 Wheezer said...

Chicken Fucker episode

8:48 pm March, 14 DarkSock said...

That Paul Benedict sure can pull some tail.
etwq

8:50 pm March, 14 DarkSock said...

“However, in 2045, it was Gallagher who had the last laugh.”

9:20 pm March, 14 Anonymous said...

It looks like there’s mildew or black mold or some kind of fungus growing from his pubic are up his stomach and chest.

9:35 pm March, 14 DarkSock said...

Conductor Sam went off the rails on his Crazy Train.

9:36 pm March, 14 DarkSock said...

^and by “rails” I mean “meds”.
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and by “train” I mean “Mrs. Kroeger”.

10:26 pm March, 14 Vin Douchal said...

Dude on The Bachelor could have picked the 28 year old heiress to a car dealership fortune with huge knockers that was ready to take the third input and swallow anytime/anywhere/anyhow , this is how much she digs this dope…..
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… Or the “12 on a ten scale”, hot as fuck southern blonde gal with the voice to melt your balls off that makes you want to hump a cactus just to halt your libido in it’s tracks >>BUT<< … she has a 5 year old daughter meaning no hanky panky until 9:30 each night and lots of kiddie shit right away…..
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I’m a fag.. I love this stuff

12:27 am March, 15 Motorcycle Accessories said...

Three costume jewelry watches & a cock between the fingers of his left hand. The other hand is in the bottom of a swamp in the Mekong Delta

5:18 am March, 15 justadouchalo said...

After the One Ring was destroyed and Sauron banished from Middle Earth for ever, Gandalf headed to Vegas for some seriously well-deserved R&R.
And brought Frodo’s little wiener with him, for reasons unrevealed.

5:27 am March, 15 boatbutter said...

I’d like to Wavy her Gravy…. with an 8 mil dome hat on.

6:00 am March, 15 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

What if Sam Elliott became a psychedelic wizard / ice cream man? This is what if. Don’t follow him into the truck to lick Mr. Softy. Trust me.

6:05 am March, 15 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Also looks a bit like Terrible Teg Nougat. That is, old, demented, gun obsessed, rocker douche with a creamy candy filling. Don’t ask me how I know that last bit.

6:08 am March, 15 FoghornLeghorn said...

That Sheryl Crow can really pull some tail.

7:45 am March, 15 Scroteophobic said...

How much she is so blasted she thinks that she has found a spiritual George Clooney. She’s found that older, sensitive man who is interested in the same things she is, who will be a partner on her journey to discover more about herself and the universe. Who appreciates her and is mature enough not to be chasing her friends. His disdain for money implies that he is secure financially as well.
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Tomorrow morning will not be fun, Carrie.

9:11 am March, 15 Et Tu Douche? said...

@DarkSock,
Re; Wall of Sound

Yup, Stacks of JBL’s powered racks of Macintosh 2300 Amplifiers
http://www.audioheritage.org/html/history/jbl-pro/jbl-pro.htm

9:12 am March, 15 Wheezer said...

Is that the infamous Alexandra Wallace with Colonel Sanders?

1:31 pm March, 15 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Odd twist – here the hott wants a pick with the douche not the other way around

3:46 pm March, 15 Stephanie said...

Wow,I’ve got to go to Vegas and just watch the carpet scrape go by.

3:59 pm March, 15 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Old dude is clearly a kleptomaniac with absolutely no fashion sense. He just made his way through a “vintage” clothing store and then he picked up Carrie here on his way out of the mens room.

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