Thursday, March 3, 2011

Danny Mandana Has a Thought

It involves Danny’s love for Bud Light Lime and vague confusion about why he feels funny when he watches “300” on dvd.

Jennifer thinks ironic douchery is amusing. Jennifer has life lessons to learn.

# posted by douchebag1
7:19 am March, 3 Mr. White said...

At least Jennifer’s shirt accurately reflects what will soon happen: “SHE WAILS.”

7:20 am March, 3 Wedgie said...

Quick, tell us what it is before it dies of loneliness.

7:20 am March, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I have always had a yearning for girls with boys bodies and very white teeth to jizz on. Her skinny arms are perfect for handjobs. Her teeth are sparkly white like Yanni’s piano. Fuck Yanni. on. And I like flat girls cause I never knew one.

7:21 am March, 3 Istandouche said...

“…vague confusion about why he feels funny when he watches “300″ on dvd.”

great line 🙂 made me laugh out loud in the middle of the office. Thanks again DB1.

She’s Mediterranean tasty.

7:54 am March, 3 jonezy said...

it looks like a game of bocce ball could break out any minute in the background.
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I wouldn’t mind throwing my balls as close as I could to her pallino…

7:56 am March, 3 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Danny Mandanna trying to manage a multivariate equation in his little pea brain…like how much would it cost to buy Jennifer enough Margaritas to separate her from her panties…and how many hours at Jiffy Lube that works out to.

7:58 am March, 3 Wheezer said...

“Grooooo?”

8:14 am March, 3 Don't Douche For Me Argentina said...

Are there hearts on Danny boy’s bandana? Making the thinker pose Danny does not make up for the lack of intelligence in your eyes. You know how you can just tell people are stupid by their blank expressionless eyes. Thank Bob for sunglasses or half of humanity’s secret would be out.

8:22 am March, 3 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

I gotta agree with the Rev. Chad… I likes me the same thing!

8:24 am March, 3 Douchble Helix said...

Nah, just a Pop Tarts flavor saver’s time has come!

8:41 am March, 3 Anonymous said...

Long haired brunettes with Aviators and white pearly whites make it so I can’t concentrate on my work.

8:54 am March, 3 Science said...

@Rev Chad 7:20a, You should’ve tried one for a spin Rev. Usually the smaller chested gals have a higher sex drive. Must have to do with their slightly elevated testosterone levels. As long as that doesn’t translate to them also having a full on beard these chicks are down to get down at the drop of a hat. Or the drop of your pants. But hey, I get it, big boobs are nice to look at it.

8:57 am March, 3 Douchble Helix said...

Boone’s gf from Animal House.

9:17 am March, 3 Et Tu Douche? said...

Dear Jennifer,
I see you have on what looks like a Bob Marley & The Wailers shirt. One of my strongest pet peeves is people who claim to to love Reggae & BM&W yet the only album they have and listen to repeatedly is “Legend” Here’s hoping you’re not that girl.
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Danny is a dope, I really don’t think he’s posing here this IS his natural expression.

9:18 am March, 3 Vin Douchal said...

Jennifer has life lessons to learn. They are readily available at jizzonmyglasses.com

9:26 am March, 3 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

The thought in this case is, “did I just shart?”

9:37 am March, 3 Medusa Oblongata said...

FUCK BOB MARLEY.
PETER MOTHERFUCKING TOSH.In the words of Flyteeth, Mr. Tosh has much TARMAL.
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Although I will say, the early Wailers, the ska Wailers, before all this “Bob Marley and the Wailers” shit, were great.
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Danny thinks: “Maybe if I turn her face down, I could pretend she’s Jeff.”

9:38 am March, 3 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Jennifer thinks Danny is deep because he looks thoughtful all the time. She is going to be disappointed when she learns he either forgets what he was doing, just sharted, or most often: both.

9:46 am March, 3 dbBen said...

Do I detect a hover hand? Perhaps an Id level reaction that he realizes his hand shouldn’t touch the hott. Alien hand syndrome, it’s been well documented

10:23 am March, 3 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Danny’s Mission: Pose with his hand held in a manner that would make him seem thoughtful and intelligent.
Mission Status: Failure.

10:42 am March, 3 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Danny wonders- Is my ‘stache manly? Will it tickle tommy’s balls? This is a life lesson that will be branded onto Jennifer’s brain when she gets home early from work.

11:16 am March, 3 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Why is it that I ALWAYS sit to pee?”
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“Why do all the other guys make fun of me for doing it it?”
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“My dog pee sits when it pees.”
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“My dog is REALLY cool.”
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“I MUST be really cool then too.”
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“Now how did that tampon get stuck in my ass?”

11:26 am March, 3 Anonymous said...

Have we seen these two before? I think we have. Except last time she was wearing purple, and he was the Abercrombag.

Notice the small perky breasts, the aviators, and his douchespike!!

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2010/09/the-abercrombag/

11:31 am March, 3 DarkSock said...

Wow…my chin feels like my recently shorn ballsac….”

11:32 am March, 3 DarkSock said...

” …how many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? “

11:32 am March, 3 DarkSock said...

“…if I had a beer mug as tall as infinity, where would I drink from? “

11:33 am March, 3 DarkSock said...

” …is it, wipe front to back? Or back to front? Or wipe every third time? “

11:58 am March, 3 Bigphatnotadouche said...

Danny is wondering if his GED will get him that high paying gig as an IT programing specialist like he sees on the early morning informercials.
The Hott is wondering what is that smell.

12:51 pm March, 3 Fatness said...

867-5309

1:09 pm March, 3 Deltus said...

“…Jeff is looking *so* good in the gym these days, but why do I notice so much?”

1:10 pm March, 3 Deltus said...

“…I enjoy the thought of punch a queer, but especially if they’re good looking, and then my fists become kisses, and wait WHAT?”

3:20 pm March, 3 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

It doesn’t make me gay if I like to wear her thongs, does it?

6:06 pm March, 3 Douchble Helix said...

11:26 am Anonymous May be on to something…

7:32 pm March, 3 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Yup, 11:26 is on to her, at least.
Mandanna of Alien-heads is no doubt musing about the fact that his head is narrower than his arms and wonderin’ if POPEYE forecefed him spinach in his sleep.
Or if aliens made him do it.

7:42 pm March, 3 Steve L. said...

i volunteer to offer Jennifer all the life lessons she needs.






as if you didn’t see that one coming.

6:49 am March, 4 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Bud Light Lime? that shit’ll kill ya! So drink up, Danny. This Bud is for you!

7:15 am March, 4 Anonymous said...

I was a little troubled by the skinnier arms, wondering if that was him. I’m pretty sure it’s her. However, without being able to see his left arm for the tell tale tats, hard to say. And he’s missing the massive diamond eardouche studs.

10:28 am March, 4 Stephanie said...

“hm.. should I get a tattoo that says Affliction on my arm,real big like?”

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