Friday, March 11, 2011
Friday Haiku
Rocket Man gets old,
Gaybag exemption granted,
Near Celebupear.
Kim Kardashian.
Rich and famous. Should have been
Nothing but fluffer.
-The Reverend Chad Kroeger
And someone saved my
life tonight…with her sex tape
and her giant butt.
-Mr. White
Hear “The Bitch is Back”?
Well he ain’t singin’ it, Son.
He just mumbled it.
-Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
Saturday night may
be all right for fightin’, but
not with Father Time.
-Wheezer
Pear molded from clay
Like the Kabbal’s great Golem
Elton squeaks bean fart
-Vin Douchal
Kim loves Elton John
Her dad says he was cool. John
thinks she’s a waitress.
-Mr. Scrotato Head
Overexposed ass
been tapped by all men in sight;
of whom do I speak?
Why is she famous??
And why is her tall sister, Lurch?
I do not get it!
Elton not so bad;
he has brought lots of great rock,
has a true purpose.
Rocket Man relieved.
Revels in gender choices.
Lady sings the poos.
He may look like a gaybag, but Sir Elton does so much charity work that I think it’s an instant nottabag. Seriously, is doing charity a douchetribute? Nope, I don’t think Sabio and his Canadian Thunder boyz would ever think about doing something as selfless as working at a food bank or something of the sort.
Now Kardashian on the other hand is a fucking douchebag. Not a bleeth, a douchebag. In fact, I propose that any reality TV star is presumed Douche unless proven otherwise.
Kim Kardashian.
Rich and famous. Should have been
Nothing but fluffer.
Huh? The Bitch Is Back?
That one never leaves the “news”
without a butt shot.
^^^^^
Yep, no haiku today. Too busy watching Japan get crushed by massive waves. Mega downer.
For Tonight only!
He sings Tiny Dancer new:
Fake Fat-Ass Dancer!
Surfs Up! L.A. style.
Snake Plissken rides board, “Escape
From Kardashian.”
And someone saved my
life tonight…with her sex tape
and her giant butt.
Don’t care what they say,
Kim Kardashian is hot.
You know you’d hit it.
Use parents mild celeb
Status. Create something out
Of Poo. Big butt skank.
Hear “The Bitch is Back”?
Well he ain’t singin’ it, Son.
He just mumbled it.
Candle in the Wind
snuffed by Kardashian fart;
John: “Smells like semen.”
Elton is melting
due to whore inferno of
talentless plastic.
Benny And The Butt.
Elton not amused. Smiles for
Fans, not Kim’s cans. Son.
Saturday night may
be all right for fightin’, but
not with Father Time.
Yeah, blue jean baby,
Whorey lady, she catches
semen for the band.
Why is she famous?
Hot, slutty, and vacuous
Americans Want
.
Great face, greater ass
I’d watch her rake leaves backwards
I’m part of problem!
Kim records single.
Goes like this, “Slurp, Slurp, Slurp Slurp,
Gargle, gag, Swallow.”
Overheard comment:
“Don’t let the Sum (Bitch) go down
on me”. Cause he’s gay?
If you ever feel
attracted to her, her song
will stop that right quick.
Pear molded from clay
Like the Kabbal’s great Golem
Elton squeaks bean fart
For Tonight only!
He sings Crocodile Rock new:
It’s Crock O’ Crap Rock!
Kim mulling over
Sir Elton’s application
To be new sister
Elton wants to know
if this will be last pic with
last fame-seeking whore.
From two thousand four:
titled, They Call Her The Scat.
Look what cat dragged in.
“Are you someone that
can keep me famous?” asks Kim.
Elton ages fast.
Moist betwixt their cheeks,
A mix of sweat and semen,
they share the same plight.
She has no idea
that he’s not interested.
She’s that fuccen dumb.
All the choads love Kim
Love lies bleeding in her crotch
Snore, yawn, dull, useless
I want to now hear
hit, “Goodbye Yellow Prick Choad”
to complete this view.
He oozes talent.
She oozes semen and puss.
We’ll remember him.
So hold me closer
Tiny brain big ass cuntrag
‘Cause I’m fall-down drunk
Elton and Kimmy
Two princess together
Two sides, one bad coin
New duet remake
Hit “Don’t Go Breaking My Fart”
Kim blows the chorus.
errr.
Elton and Kimmy
Two princesses together
Two sides, one bad coin
She can put out a
candle with wind from between
her ears when head moves.
Kardashian fame:
a cultural hemorrhoid.
That’s why we’re hatters.
Secret Agent John
Scours the dregs at awards show.
Finds bio-hazard.
Did Elton have a
stroke? Of bad luck to be in
the same room with her?
Kim to be used as
New weapon to be dropped on
Libya. No Fly Zone.
He had to get drunk
to endure photo op with
this pointless fame whore.
Is this a promo
photo for alpaca lube
investment party?
Elton recruits Kim for
Relief mission. He sings songs. She
Sucks water to ocean.
Sing it: Cock-it Man,
Goodbye my yellow prick dude,
and Cock-o-dile Cock
His “Midnight Creeper”
is back to ’73.
A premonition??
After this photo
delousing and bleach rinse were
needed for Elton.
Kim loves Elton John
Her dad says he was cool. John
thinks she’s a waitress.
In his wasted state
Elton might go for that chick
Is she made of wax?
Elton records next
album in echo chamber.
Kardashian’s twat.
The Pinball Wizard
Has shelves full of gold records
She collects condoms
Elton is pissed to
learn knighthood doesn’t allow
to murder freely.
Kim’s CD release
party. Everyone’s in black
To mourn death of rock
Hic. Does you know this
Bitch? Blurp. It touches me. Get
Me a fucking gin.
Elton’s been knighted,
But she’s had more ‘rocket’ man,
Which means she likes cock.
What do these two
Have in common. They both blow.
He spits. She swallows.
If someone told Kim,
“He’s totally an athlete!”
She’d do Sir Elton.
He knows Rock is old.
And Kimmie’s digging for gold.
‘Splains why dress is tight.
Kim noticed something,
He looked like someone she knew,
Her sister Khloe
Tsunami rescue.
Kim donates ass. Remember
Pearl Harbour. Son.
.
Too soon.
What’s red and white with
Black all over. Kim during Saints
Pre-season party.
Dirty Little Girl
thinks he’d like her technique for
Jamaican Jerk-Off
.
Doesn’t understand
Captain Fantastic also
a brown-dirt cowboy
My parents named me
Mr. Reginald Kenneth Dwight
and I bite pillows
Elton has Grammys
And Tonys. Kim wants them too
John: Boys or trophies?
My parents named me
lil’ Reginald Kenneth Dwight
and I bite pillows
Elton’s not happy
Posing with media whore
But he loves her shoes
Those spectacles are
the only item of Pink
he’s interested in
No douche hand gestures
Cuz Elton can’t understand
the “two in the pink”
He’s no threat to hott
But she’s as bleeth as it gets
This photo’s a wash
A great musician.
Funeral For a Friend is
Auto-notta-douche
Harmony and me
are really good company.
Elton does Haiku!
She is the douchebag,
but finds him hott since he’s rich;
weird twist to fit site.
Is this a display?
A hellish wax museum?
Hope they are not real….
i mean damn! this dude really wrote some great rock and roll. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eyjBBcUO9k&feature=related
this song fucking kills it
Elton is gay ‘cuz
Golem looking bleeths like Kim
Drove him to the Dick….
More balls in their face?
Kim Fat ass or Sir Elton?
Elton by a pube….
Elton sure could rock.
Kim likes big black cock. At least
Ten inches to hole.
Love Lies Bleeding. Not
Hardy shirt. Elton classic
My favourite queer.
Kim Kardashian
famous for being famous
thank you autotune
WHEEZ…
.
Just saying… POOR CHOICE FOR HALL OF MOCK
^But great choice for Hall of Cocck. Am I right fellas? Eh screw it. Wait no, it works this time.
Wait no it doesn’t make sense. This is why I’m no in the hall, damnit. There’s always next year.
Burn down the mission
Talentedless money whore
Fifteen minutes is over
No haiku here but the sight of her makes me ill
Kim Kardashian
music “career” DOA
sad song said so much
@soy bomb, 9:20 a.m. –
.
But she shows her ass,
so her undeserved time in
spotlight continues…..
.
(And that haiku of yours needs to be added to the front page.)
Yogurt receptacle
Elton fires publicist
Bubble butt fame skrag
“The rich are diff’rent
from you and me,” says F. Scott,
American sage.
His mitts tickle keys
and cock; hers rub cock and keys
to the Money Vault.
Talent Massif such
as Elton’s never sags, but
her mammaries will.
Great face, greater I did watch her rake leaves backwards I âm part of issue!