Friday, March 11, 2011

Friday Haiku

Rocket Man gets old,
Gaybag exemption granted,
Near Celebupear.

Kim Kardashian.
Rich and famous. Should have been
Nothing but fluffer.

-The Reverend Chad Kroeger

And someone saved my
life tonight…with her sex tape
and her giant butt.

-Mr. White

Hear “The Bitch is Back”?
Well he ain’t singin’ it, Son.
He just mumbled it.

-Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt

Saturday night may
be all right for fightin’, but
not with Father Time.

-Wheezer

Pear molded from clay
Like the Kabbal’s great Golem
Elton squeaks bean fart

-Vin Douchal

Kim loves Elton John
Her dad says he was cool. John
thinks she’s a waitress.

-Mr. Scrotato Head


# posted by douchebag1
7:06 am March, 11 Wheezer said...

Overexposed ass
been tapped by all men in sight;
of whom do I speak?

7:07 am March, 11 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Why is she famous??
And why is her tall sister, Lurch?
I do not get it!

7:07 am March, 11 Wheezer said...

Elton not so bad;
he has brought lots of great rock,
has a true purpose.

7:08 am March, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Rocket Man relieved.
Revels in gender choices.
Lady sings the poos.

7:09 am March, 11 Guns-N-Douches said...

He may look like a gaybag, but Sir Elton does so much charity work that I think it’s an instant nottabag. Seriously, is doing charity a douchetribute? Nope, I don’t think Sabio and his Canadian Thunder boyz would ever think about doing something as selfless as working at a food bank or something of the sort.

Now Kardashian on the other hand is a fucking douchebag. Not a bleeth, a douchebag. In fact, I propose that any reality TV star is presumed Douche unless proven otherwise.

7:09 am March, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Kim Kardashian.
Rich and famous. Should have been
Nothing but fluffer.

7:10 am March, 11 Wheezer said...

Huh? The Bitch Is Back?
That one never leaves the “news”
without a butt shot.

7:10 am March, 11 Guns-N-Douches said...

^^^^^
Yep, no haiku today. Too busy watching Japan get crushed by massive waves. Mega downer.

7:11 am March, 11 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

For Tonight only!
He sings Tiny Dancer new:
Fake Fat-Ass Dancer!

7:11 am March, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Surfs Up! L.A. style.
Snake Plissken rides board, “Escape
From Kardashian.”

7:12 am March, 11 Mr. White said...

And someone saved my
life tonight…with her sex tape
and her giant butt.

7:12 am March, 11 Jeff Reed Towel Dispenser said...

Don’t care what they say,
Kim Kardashian is hot.
You know you’d hit it.

7:13 am March, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Use parents mild celeb
Status. Create something out
Of Poo. Big butt skank.

7:13 am March, 11 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Hear “The Bitch is Back”?
Well he ain’t singin’ it, Son.
He just mumbled it.

7:13 am March, 11 Wheezer said...

Candle in the Wind
snuffed by Kardashian fart;
John: “Smells like semen.”

7:13 am March, 11 Luis Douchuel said...

Elton is melting
due to whore inferno of
talentless plastic.

7:16 am March, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Benny And The Butt.
Elton not amused. Smiles for
Fans, not Kim’s cans. Son.

7:16 am March, 11 Wheezer said...

Saturday night may
be all right for fightin’, but
not with Father Time.

7:16 am March, 11 Mr. White said...

Yeah, blue jean baby,
Whorey lady, she catches
semen for the band.

7:17 am March, 11 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Why is she famous?
Hot, slutty, and vacuous
Americans Want
.
Great face, greater ass
I’d watch her rake leaves backwards
I’m part of problem!

7:17 am March, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Kim records single.
Goes like this, “Slurp, Slurp, Slurp Slurp,
Gargle, gag, Swallow.”

7:17 am March, 11 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Overheard comment:
“Don’t let the Sum (Bitch) go down
on me”. Cause he’s gay?

7:19 am March, 11 Mr. White said...

If you ever feel
attracted to her, her song
will stop that right quick.

7:19 am March, 11 Vin Douchal said...

Pear molded from clay
Like the Kabbal’s great Golem
Elton squeaks bean fart

7:20 am March, 11 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

For Tonight only!
He sings Crocodile Rock new:
It’s Crock O’ Crap Rock!

7:20 am March, 11 Vin Douchal said...

Kim mulling over
Sir Elton’s application
To be new sister

7:22 am March, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Elton wants to know
if this will be last pic with
last fame-seeking whore.

7:22 am March, 11 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

From two thousand four:
titled, They Call Her The Scat.
Look what cat dragged in.

7:24 am March, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Are you someone that
can keep me famous?” asks Kim.
Elton ages fast.

7:24 am March, 11 Hunter said...

Moist betwixt their cheeks,
A mix of sweat and semen,
they share the same plight.

7:25 am March, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

She has no idea
that he’s not interested.
She’s that fuccen dumb.

7:25 am March, 11 Vin Douchal said...

All the choads love Kim
Love lies bleeding in her crotch
Snore, yawn, dull, useless

7:25 am March, 11 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

I want to now hear
hit, “Goodbye Yellow Prick Choad”
to complete this view.

7:27 am March, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

He oozes talent.
She oozes semen and puss.
We’ll remember him.

7:27 am March, 11 Vin Douchal said...

So hold me closer
Tiny brain big ass cuntrag
‘Cause I’m fall-down drunk

7:27 am March, 11 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Elton and Kimmy
Two princess together
Two sides, one bad coin

7:28 am March, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

New duet remake
Hit “Don’t Go Breaking My Fart”
Kim blows the chorus.

7:28 am March, 11 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

errr.
Elton and Kimmy
Two princesses together
Two sides, one bad coin

7:29 am March, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

She can put out a
candle with wind from between
her ears when head moves.

7:30 am March, 11 Wheezer said...

Kardashian fame:
a cultural hemorrhoid.
That’s why we’re hatters.

7:30 am March, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Secret Agent John
Scours the dregs at awards show.
Finds bio-hazard.

7:31 am March, 11 Bull N' A Douchebag China Shop said...

Did Elton have a
stroke? Of bad luck to be in
the same room with her?

7:32 am March, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Kim to be used as
New weapon to be dropped on
Libya. No Fly Zone.

7:32 am March, 11 Wheezer said...

He had to get drunk
to endure photo op with
this pointless fame whore.

7:32 am March, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Is this a promo
photo for alpaca lube
investment party?

7:34 am March, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Elton recruits Kim for
Relief mission. He sings songs. She
Sucks water to ocean.

7:34 am March, 11 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Sing it: Cock-it Man,
Goodbye my yellow prick dude,
and Cock-o-dile Cock

7:35 am March, 11 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

His “Midnight Creeper”
is back to ’73.
A premonition??

7:35 am March, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

After this photo
delousing and bleach rinse were
needed for Elton.

7:37 am March, 11 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Kim loves Elton John
Her dad says he was cool. John
thinks she’s a waitress.

7:37 am March, 11 Choad McSkeevy said...

In his wasted state
Elton might go for that chick
Is she made of wax?

7:38 am March, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Elton records next
album in echo chamber.
Kardashian’s twat.

7:39 am March, 11 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

The Pinball Wizard
Has shelves full of gold records
She collects condoms

7:42 am March, 11 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Elton is pissed to
learn knighthood doesn’t allow
to murder freely.

7:42 am March, 11 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Kim’s CD release
party. Everyone’s in black
To mourn death of rock

7:42 am March, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hic. Does you know this
Bitch? Blurp. It touches me. Get
Me a fucking gin.

7:42 am March, 11 Condouchious said...

Elton’s been knighted,
But she’s had more ‘rocket’ man,
Which means she likes cock.

7:44 am March, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

What do these two
Have in common. They both blow.
He spits. She swallows.

7:44 am March, 11 Condouchious said...

If someone told Kim,
“He’s totally an athlete!”
She’d do Sir Elton.

7:45 am March, 11 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

He knows Rock is old.
And Kimmie’s digging for gold.
‘Splains why dress is tight.

7:47 am March, 11 Condouchious said...

Kim noticed something,
He looked like someone she knew,
Her sister Khloe

7:48 am March, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Tsunami rescue.
Kim donates ass. Remember
Pearl Harbour. Son.

.
Too soon.

7:50 am March, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

What’s red and white with
Black all over. Kim during Saints
Pre-season party.

7:50 am March, 11 Wheezer said...

Dirty Little Girl
thinks he’d like her technique for
Jamaican Jerk-Off
.
Doesn’t understand
Captain Fantastic also
a brown-dirt cowboy

7:58 am March, 11 paperorplastic said...

My parents named me
Mr. Reginald Kenneth Dwight
and I bite pillows

8:00 am March, 11 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Elton has Grammys
And Tonys. Kim wants them too
John: Boys or trophies?

8:01 am March, 11 paperorplastic said...

My parents named me
lil’ Reginald Kenneth Dwight
and I bite pillows

8:06 am March, 11 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Elton’s not happy
Posing with media whore
But he loves her shoes

8:07 am March, 11 the douche is alright said...

Those spectacles are
the only item of Pink
he’s interested in

8:09 am March, 11 the douche is alright said...

No douche hand gestures
Cuz Elton can’t understand
the “two in the pink”

8:09 am March, 11 Deltus said...

He’s no threat to hott
But she’s as bleeth as it gets
This photo’s a wash

8:11 am March, 11 the douche is alright said...

A great musician.
Funeral For a Friend is
Auto-notta-douche

8:11 am March, 11 the douche is alright said...

Harmony and me
are really good company.
Elton does Haiku!

8:12 am March, 11 Wheezer said...

She is the douchebag,
but finds him hott since he’s rich;
weird twist to fit site.

8:18 am March, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Is this a display?
A hellish wax museum?
Hope they are not real….

8:18 am March, 11 the douche is alright said...

i mean damn! this dude really wrote some great rock and roll. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eyjBBcUO9k&feature=related

this song fucking kills it

8:23 am March, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Elton is gay ‘cuz
Golem looking bleeths like Kim
Drove him to the Dick….

8:25 am March, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

More balls in their face?
Kim Fat ass or Sir Elton?
Elton by a pube….

8:30 am March, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Elton sure could rock.
Kim likes big black cock. At least
Ten inches to hole.

8:32 am March, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Love Lies Bleeding. Not
Hardy shirt. Elton classic
My favourite queer.

8:40 am March, 11 soy bomb said...

Kim Kardashian
famous for being famous
thank you autotune

8:50 am March, 11 Long Time, First Time said...

WHEEZ…
.
Just saying… POOR CHOICE FOR HALL OF MOCK

9:07 am March, 11 Bull N' A Douchebag China Shop said...

^But great choice for Hall of Cocck. Am I right fellas? Eh screw it. Wait no, it works this time.

9:08 am March, 11 Bull N' A Douchebag China Shop said...

Wait no it doesn’t make sense. This is why I’m no in the hall, damnit. There’s always next year.

9:14 am March, 11 Et Tu Douche? said...

Burn down the mission
Talentedless money whore
Fifteen minutes is over

9:17 am March, 11 Et Tu Douche? said...

No haiku here but the sight of her makes me ill

9:20 am March, 11 soy bomb said...

Kim Kardashian
music “career” DOA
sad song said so much

9:31 am March, 11 Wheezer said...

@soy bomb, 9:20 a.m. –
.
But she shows her ass,
so her undeserved time in
spotlight continues…..
.
(And that haiku of yours needs to be added to the front page.)

9:38 am March, 11 Et Tu Douche? said...

Yogurt receptacle
Elton fires publicist
Bubble butt fame skrag

8:29 pm March, 11 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

“The rich are diff’rent
from you and me,” says F. Scott,
American sage.

8:46 pm March, 11 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

His mitts tickle keys
and cock; hers rub cock and keys
to the Money Vault.

8:48 pm March, 11 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Talent Massif such
as Elton’s never sags, but
her mammaries will.

1:58 am March, 14 Motorcycle Accessories said...

Great face, greater I did watch her rake leaves backwards I âm part of issue!

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