Wednesday, March 2, 2011

General LickArthur

Nice job storming the beaches of Mandy, there, General LickArthur.

Your army camouflage will serve you well if the assistant manager to the assistant manager gets pissed that the fries aren’t salted and comes looking for you.

# posted by douchebag1
7:13 am March, 2 Kennedy Smith said...

Methinks Mandy was expecting a harmless little smooch. Then this happened. Poor Mandy.

7:14 am March, 2 Kennedy Smith said...

Her hospital ID bracelet will serve her well after this.

7:18 am March, 2 The Dude said...

The General needs to be court martialed, and by that I mean a tongue-lashing with a hot frying pan.

Mandy needs to come hide in my bunker.

7:25 am March, 2 Mr. White said...

In my dreams I hear again the crash of guns, the rattle of musketry, the strange, wet slapping sounds of the battlefield.
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-General Lickarthur

7:26 am March, 2 Mr. White said...

It is fatal to enter any Bleeth without the will to spooge.
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-General Lickarthur

7:27 am March, 2 Mr. White said...

It is part of the general pattern of misguided policy that our country is now geared to an arms economy which was bred in an artificially induced psychosis of war hysteria and nurtured upon an incessant abuse of the Goose.
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-General Lickarthur

7:28 am March, 2 Douchble Helix said...

Did someone say ‘Poor Mandy’? Does anyone else remember that earliest of computer video porn loops?

7:28 am March, 2 Mr. White said...

A general is just as good or just as bad as the crabs under his ball sack make him.
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-General Lickarthur

7:29 am March, 2 Mr. White said...

I am concerned for the security of our great Bleeth Nation; not so much because of any threat from without, but because of the insidious venereal diseases working from within.
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-General Lickarthur

7:31 am March, 2 Mr. White said...

The world is in a constant conspiracy against the bros. It’s the age-old struggle: the roar of the crowd on the one side, and the voice of DJ Pudwhack on the other.
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-General Lickarthur

7:31 am March, 2 jonezy said...

Hotel.
Motel.
Holiday Inn….

7:32 am March, 2 Steve L. said...

reading the passage “storming the beaches of Mandy” made me unconscious for a few seconds.
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or minutes.
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or hours.
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whichever.

7:36 am March, 2 Mr. White said...

Like the old soldier of the ballad, I now close my military career and just fade away, an old soldier who tried to do his duty as God gave him the light to see that duty. Oh, wait, I’m choking on my own vomit, bra. Someone roll me over.
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-General Lickarthur

7:45 am March, 2 Claude Douchenbagger said...

What a douche, he doesn’t even know the correct areas he should be licking.

7:46 am March, 2 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Not surprisingly, his cockk does the same thing when he presses it against her lips. He says its her fault.
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.What?

7:48 am March, 2 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Didn’t LickArthur invade the Feel-a-penes?

8:02 am March, 2 creature said...

“honey, you have some ‘mayo’ on your lip…let me get it for you, hmmm ‘mayo'”

8:03 am March, 2 boatbutter said...

It’s good to see some side boob again.

8:07 am March, 2 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@boatbutter^
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So true. Not nearly enough profile shot of douchebags on the site lately.

8:08 am March, 2 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

I think she’s sucking on his tongue stud.

8:11 am March, 2 Count Mockula said...

This douche just puked up a full grown woman. That had to hurt.
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That’s not a tongue depresser, that’s a lady!

8:11 am March, 2 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Mandy looked around uncomfortably, aware of the many stares from fellow poolgoers as she noisily inflated her floatee. She had to admit though, that it wasn’t nearly as ackward as last summer’s model, when she’d had to spread the ass cheeks to get her lips around the valve stem.

8:27 am March, 2 Vin Douchal said...

Bro’s stopped calling me “Dawg”. Time to get that back. Next up , licking my nutsack for 20 minutes

8:29 am March, 2 That girl said...

Serious?

8:32 am March, 2 Deltus said...

This douche needs a bat to the head. Only thing that’ll learn him some empathy. Nothing funny to say, this pic just really gets my anger up.

8:36 am March, 2 Hermit said...

Later that evening, much to his consternation, the general will open his camouflage bag and find that the infamous undercover operative “Lactating Linda” has filled it with mercury-tainted breast milk, rendering his lap top and sensitive military documents useless.

8:51 am March, 2 The Dude said...

@SH 8.11 – that made me spring a leak! lmfao

9:08 am March, 2 the douche is alright said...

can we get a better look at the Hott? boobies look good from the side

9:13 am March, 2 Taint Nuthin But A G-Thang said...

Mandy is lickable, but that means IN PRIVATE. This guy is indeed a choad.

9:15 am March, 2 Mr. White said...

@taint
Appropos of nothing, your avatar makes me giggle like a brain-damaged Bleeth every time I see it.

9:19 am March, 2 Douchble Helix said...

I, too, like the side boob. No interest in the full frontal face, thank you.

9:34 am March, 2 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Wow, what low level traif these two are…They can’t even afford to stay at a place that has central air conditioning. Where are they, Port au Prince?

9:41 am March, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Honestly, why do wimmen put up with shit like this? If I would have done this at any time during my youth (or even now) I would expect to get either one right in the puss or one right in the nads. And you know what? I’d deserve it. Is this how low women’s self-esteem has sunken as a group? If I ever saw some lame-ass choadwank do this to my niece, I’d be dangling him by his ankles out a window forcing him to sing Barney songs at the top of his lungs while addressing me as Sir Goddamn it!

10:00 am March, 2 Wheezer said...

She’s not sure at the moment, but this is where Mandy thinks she remembered hearing how dogs’ mouths are more sanitary than human mouths.
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The boils that marred her face two days later confirmed this, and no amount of followup licking from Rover could cure them. Joey never called her again.

10:16 am March, 2 Baron Von Goolo said...

The strawberries taste like strawberries, and the skankberries taste like skankberries!

10:36 am March, 2 Luis Douchuel said...

Hey, what are you are talking about? I stormed the beaches of Phillip!
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-General Lickarthur
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You see what I did there? Historical accuracy + gay pun = me crying silently in mother’s basement.

11:06 am March, 2 Kennedy Smith said...

Dr Bunsen is so right. Oh, here’s a camera! Imma lick your chin. WTF? Why would you do that to a girl (in public)?

11:13 am March, 2 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I think it that is against the law in 27 states. Son.

11:34 am March, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I dunno. I think calling this a “lick” is a little like saying Charlie Sheen dabbles with drugs. He is full on lapping her face like a dog. That takes it from Why do it public to Why do it anywhere?

11:46 am March, 2 Baron Von Goolo said...

It’s her own fault for having peanut butter on her chin.

12:16 pm March, 2 Captain Garanichode said...

Cantseeme…
-The General

5:49 pm March, 2 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

C’mon now, St Paddy’s Day is two weeks away, and he’s already lickin’ the Wearer of the Green.
And ignoring her boobies.
More like a friggin Lickrachaun than a fruggin’ general.

8:42 pm March, 2 Stephanie said...

I think it’s time I’d invent some poison lipstick James Bond style,ya think?

9:09 pm March, 2 Count Mockula said...

^If the lipstick is poisoned Steph, wouldn’t it kill the wearer of said cosmetic as well? Just askin’.

3:39 am March, 3 psd-to-xhtml said...

Our country is now geared to an arms economy which was bred in an artificially induced psychosis of war hysteria and nurtured on an incessant abuse of the Goose.

7:19 am March, 3 Istandouche said...

This has gotta be one of the most revolting pictures ever posted on this site. Curious why he’s not in the running for the weekly.

3:37 am March, 4 Collaz B. Popped said...

^agreed Instan – when the DB brazenly flashes tongue for a photo, making tongue contact with the hottie with naturals = always in the running.

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