Sunday, March 27, 2011
Gunter’s Ding Ding Dong
The great “Gunter” would like you to touch his Tra-la-la.
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Amelia Earheart at 0:40. Really? Hot chicks made sense but before I would watch that E-Bag again I would rather chew on Oprah’s HPV ravaged prolapsed uterus. With capers and a port wine reduction, of course. A dude’s got to have some garnish.
Was this a frolic of a fraulick?
Eurodouche softcore discotechie porn is number 8,675 on the list of things I enjoy Sunday morning, right behind being eaten by crack addicted alligators. And to add insult to injury, you know they all hiding Euromuffs as thick and musky as a cave bear pelt under their hotpants.
Could it be Gunter is a European observer of bag culture and this video was made in jest to mock the euro clubbaggery?
I don’t know man. I just don’t know anymore.
Where’s Bobbie Batz and his parking lot bretheren when you need a dose of Sunday frolic that actually makes you chuckle?
Oh wow. For the hottest hott on the planet – google “Katarina Olendzskaia”.
Pick your jaw off the floor three hours later.
Welcome to the latest Sunday edition of “DB1 Hates Us.” I don’t think there’s any amount of Hungarian faux-lesbian erotica that’s going to make up for having to see Gunter’s bare ass.
I agree with Mr Biggs, the ass shot was uncalled for.
Aww nuts, my browser doesn’t support this video. And neither does common decency.
Gunter is German for turd, I’m told.
^Touché is French for “Blow me”.
@Et Tu
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You mean Batz from Goodfellas? It would me nice to see these douches photoshopped into that scene.
I got about 35 seconds in and couldn’t stand it any more. Ugh.
Part of my mind has to believe that this was made in jest. It has to believe that, because otherwise my psyche would collapse in on itself. The other part knows this wasn’t a joke, it was made in earnest, and that’ll send me weeping in the corner for a couple of hours. Excuse me.
@Rev,
Bobbie Batz I thought was that parking lot frolic king that use show up on frolic vids here awhile back.
Wait what just happened? I clicked the play button 2 hours ago. I just woke up in a pool of my own vomit.
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Who’s semen is this?
Maybe someone could re-edit this shit, cutting out all the crap, leaving just the uh, uh…
Fuck it. Never mind.
I think this is Weird Al’s cretinous twin Sparky, trying to get SOMEONE to touch his J-J-Johnson. What a putz.
As soon as I saw Gunter’s bare ass, I panicked and closed my browser.
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No need to tell me what followed. My eyes are full of bleach and I’m posting through a ghostwriter. I hope she’s hott.
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SLAP!
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OWWWWW!
this is definitely mock of the highest order…check out his other vids
@Ya,
Thanks for that… I think. It’s like someone turned a Hentai cartoon human. Appealing, yet still bizarre.
On a sultry, humid night many years ago, I met a large-breasted, Brazilian exotic dancer while on a Greyhound bus rolling through central Florida en route to Atlanta. I was tired, but managed to strike up a conversation with her. We were discussing South American deforestation, and the deleterious effects of topsoil erosion, when suddenly she paused and cooed in her seductive Brazilian accent, “At the next stop, let’s get a room and discuss this further.”
The bus pulled into a stop in Ocala, and we checked into a cheap motel. We weren’t inside for a minute when she ripped my clothes off and started f#@king me like an epileptic lemur with a cleft palate.
After we made love on the bed, we had frenzied sex on top of the dresser, which resulted in the TV crashing to the floor. Still unsatisfied, she lured me into the bathroom where we did unspeakable things on the cold, tile floor amongst the stale urine, mildew and cigarette butts.
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Long story short, I woke up the next morning alone, and found that my wallet and shoes were missing, and I had an open, oozing sore on my tra-la-la.
Oddly enough, this has the same chords as every Nickelback song
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Gunther not only has a shiny cockkenballs on his forehead but also on the chin. And, on medium camera angles his entire face looks like cockkenballs, …..or may be that’s what he looks like to me
Oddly enough, Gunter used his Tourette’s Syndrome to create a betting matrix and picked Final Four. Go Butler.
I dig it.
I would pay $3,435 to watch Gunter and Freddie Mercury make a Chupacabra airtight, if you know what I mean.
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Or a belching hobo dressed like Kathy Bates.
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Or a lit hibachi.
Heh heh heh.
I cain’t mock dis shit…
Heh heh heh.
^Coincidentally, that was a sweet 3-5-3 Haiku…
Fortunately (or not) we here at the old flesh foundry are painfully aware of Gunther. I saw this video many moons ago and by many moons I mean before I was committed to the insane asylum.
Gunter, I’ll touch your Tra la la – with a crisp swing of a shovel. Your head will go DING DING DEE-de-DEE DONG.
my being just threw up on its shirt, in public, fuck you DB1, fuck you right in the brownstar you evil cunt, if i see this hidiousnes again i will seek you out, and after my few days of travel i will forcibly T-bag you, photograph it, publish it, and make sure every member of your family finds their way to a copy, you asshat
@Hermit, sounds like you got hornswaggled and boinked by Brazillian Emo Hulk. The description matches. Large breasted, exotic, brazillian…Sorry about the sore. I take back what I said about meeting up at the Golden Arches.
Ya’ll are spelling it wrong. It’s “Günther”. Ya bunch of redneck un-Eurotrash queers.
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Apparently his site’s still up, but now missing the kick ass flash intro of yesteryear. Kinda sucky, looking like Sweden’s sexualizer is vying for a comeback with a new single but falling well short of quality classics like Teeny Weeny String Bikini and Pussycat. At least there are still the four things that Günther always lives for: Champagne, Glamour, Sex and Respect!
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Eff yeah.
And for all you newbies, some of us regs were mocking Günther’s tra la las back in 2008.
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I’m still waiting for the Pacific NW tour.
I got about 10 seconds and couldn’t stand it anymore.
congratulations, Gunther. you have no ass hair.
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actually i don’t know why that was worth congratulating.
Jacques – whos a newbie? i was dancing to this song back in 2004 – 7 years ago 😉
The other part knows this wasn’t a joke, it was made in earnest, & thats all send me weeping in the corner for a couple of hours. Excuse me.
I’m shorting the Euro this morning.
@ JD–How exactly does one do an Umlaut, anyway? I’ve been trying to figure that out for ages. Damn north American keyboards….
I am obsessed with Gunther.
recall the 2009 HCwDB halloween celebration.
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2009/11/an-hcwdb-halloween/
Army of Douche-ness
@Medüsä. Do it the läzy wäy. Cöpy/Päste.
@ Medusa:
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Being too lazy to figure it out, I just find a word on line with umlauts in it (usually Mötley Crüe has the vowels I need), then cut and paste the desired letter into your screed.
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viola!
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Hüsker Dü
^ grape mimes think o’ Mike
Or ask that Umlaut Smackdown guy. Or Lllahmeahhh.
I’m with the Rev Chad, it’s a fraulick.
Maneuver.
And it’s choking me up enuff that I need a heimlich.
Maneuver.
He’s a Teutonic piece of Gunter Grasse-fed porch beef.
@ hanna 1:29
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If we’re all trying to one up each other ’round here, then I was fucking your momma’s cankley fat trailer park ass back in 1996. That was 15 years ago and my cawk still reeks of bacon grease and emu carcass 😉
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If not, then my apologies.
For a video with so much delicious cheesecake, why do I have the urge to never have sex again?
Krass! Diese Story hätte ich absolut nicht für möglich gehalten 😉
Also ich denke dies war eh nur ne Trendsache