Thursday, March 17, 2011

Happy St. Patrick’s Day!!

From all of us here at HCwDB.

And by all of us, I mean me.

Tummy ached and sugar crashing from too many Hostess treats.

And from Four Prong. Who even dyed one of his prongs green for the occasion.

And from Four Prong’s bevy of Aryan Paid-to-Pose Kellys (APtPKs). Who all have abs. Lickable, poochable abs.

# posted by douchebag1
6:46 pm March, 17 Nancy Dreuche said...

*Shakes fist at sky*
Where is the justice in this world?! That little doucheprechan ruins everything!

6:58 pm March, 17 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Erin go bleccchhhh!

7:00 pm March, 17 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Four Prong, the Little Kings of our drinking time.

7:01 pm March, 17 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Aryans go without bras!

7:10 pm March, 17 Wedgie said...

Three hotties, a dyke and a WTF brunette who looks like she needs a pointy hat and a broom to ride on. Wrong holiday, scary beast. Get back in the closet ’til Halloween.

7:22 pm March, 17 DarkSock said...

Dear “Ask DB1”:
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Wrongness Brunette’s farts reek of unjustly fermented apricots. This gives me an erection. Does this make me like Reverend Chad Kroeger?
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Regards,
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Ambien ‘Sock

7:31 pm March, 17 Deltus said...

Middle two hotts can’t even suck in the gunt properly anymore. Their APtPK days are coming to a quick end.
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Personally, I blame 4 Prong. Not because anything he did caused them to gain weight. Just because fuck him, that’s why.

7:41 pm March, 17 Wedgie said...

Deltus, your logic is, as always, irrefutable.

7:57 pm March, 17 Anthony LaBaglia said...

HCwDBwGBwSM=

Hot Chicks with Douchebag with Grody Bitches with Stretch marks

8:04 pm March, 17 Guid is Good said...

Look a reprechaun.

8:47 pm March, 17 The Dude said...

I love wommins, especially greenies.

8:50 pm March, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Irish folks like to say “There are only two kinds of people in the world: The Irish and those that want to be Irish”
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To which I say ” There are only two kinds of people in the world: The Irish and those that keep their puke on their own shoes”

9:53 pm March, 17 DarkSock said...

Q: What’s the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding?
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A: One less drunk.
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I can say this because I’m part Irish, part Choctaw Indian. Loves the fire water. Hates the Liver.

10:02 pm March, 17 DarkSock said...

Damn You Mrs. Kroeger. Suppressor of Mental Flatulence.

10:36 pm March, 17 soy bomb said...

GOD DAMMIT DB1!!!!!!111!!
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Didn’t need to see the pronger today, or ever. Looking for hotts but sucked in by the douche vortex that is four prong.
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Not cool.

6:56 am March, 18 Deltus said...

@soy bomb: that sucking vortex might have been started by the 4 hotts here trying to pull in the gunt, and 2 of them unsuccessfully. HA!
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@DarkSock: you’re part Irish, part Choctaw Indian? I’m surprised you’re ever sober enough to type.

7:02 am March, 18 Wheezer said...

St. Pat’s leprechoad
and a pot o’ golddiggers
makes me upchuck green

7:50 am March, 18 Douche Assassin said...

Apparently APtPk’s are all anorexic. Say that 5 times fast.

Son.

8:03 am March, 18 Doucheywallnuts said...

Pronger looks bad. Has aged a lot. Actually I think it’s Larry Storch, not the Pronger.
http://images.tvrage.com/people_galleries/4/9335/4068.jpg

8:18 am March, 18 DarkSock said...

@ Deltus:
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[qhwrn099=0

12:22 pm March, 18 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Far left Kelly’s side view, waist width to breast protrusion ratio in off the charts-including her round ass score results in the perfect sin curve graph as she arches her back across the my cowhide ottoman.

12:26 pm March, 18 banana hammock said...

Darksock is an elder of the Mickaho Tribe

10:04 pm March, 18 Stephanie said...

Where’s the tsunami when you need one?

11:37 pm March, 18 Motorcycle Accessories said...

she needs a pointy hat and a broom to ride on. Wrong holiday, scary beast. Get back in the closet â til Halloween.

2:18 am March, 21 buy gold said...

Roosevelts terrier Fala was a popular White House figure from 1940 until FDRs death and is buried near FDR at Hyde Park New York…

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