Thursday, March 17, 2011
Happy St. Patrick’s Day!!
From all of us here at HCwDB.
And by all of us, I mean me.
Tummy ached and sugar crashing from too many Hostess treats.
And from Four Prong. Who even dyed one of his prongs green for the occasion.
And from Four Prong’s bevy of Aryan Paid-to-Pose Kellys (APtPKs). Who all have abs. Lickable, poochable abs.
*Shakes fist at sky*
Where is the justice in this world?! That little doucheprechan ruins everything!
Erin go bleccchhhh!
Four Prong, the Little Kings of our drinking time.
Aryans go without bras!
Three hotties, a dyke and a WTF brunette who looks like she needs a pointy hat and a broom to ride on. Wrong holiday, scary beast. Get back in the closet ’til Halloween.
Dear “Ask DB1”:
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Wrongness Brunette’s farts reek of unjustly fermented apricots. This gives me an erection. Does this make me like Reverend Chad Kroeger?
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Regards,
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Ambien ‘Sock
Middle two hotts can’t even suck in the gunt properly anymore. Their APtPK days are coming to a quick end.
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Personally, I blame 4 Prong. Not because anything he did caused them to gain weight. Just because fuck him, that’s why.
Deltus, your logic is, as always, irrefutable.
HCwDBwGBwSM=
Hot Chicks with Douchebag with Grody Bitches with Stretch marks
Look a reprechaun.
I love wommins, especially greenies.
Irish folks like to say “There are only two kinds of people in the world: The Irish and those that want to be Irish”
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To which I say ” There are only two kinds of people in the world: The Irish and those that keep their puke on their own shoes”
Q: What’s the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding?
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A: One less drunk.
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I can say this because I’m part Irish, part Choctaw Indian. Loves the fire water. Hates the Liver.
Damn You Mrs. Kroeger. Suppressor of Mental Flatulence.
GOD DAMMIT DB1!!!!!!111!!
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Didn’t need to see the pronger today, or ever. Looking for hotts but sucked in by the douche vortex that is four prong.
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Not cool.
@soy bomb: that sucking vortex might have been started by the 4 hotts here trying to pull in the gunt, and 2 of them unsuccessfully. HA!
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@DarkSock: you’re part Irish, part Choctaw Indian? I’m surprised you’re ever sober enough to type.
St. Pat’s leprechoad
and a pot o’ golddiggers
makes me upchuck green
Apparently APtPk’s are all anorexic. Say that 5 times fast.
Son.
Pronger looks bad. Has aged a lot. Actually I think it’s Larry Storch, not the Pronger.
http://images.tvrage.com/people_galleries/4/9335/4068.jpg
@ Deltus:
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Far left Kelly’s side view, waist width to breast protrusion ratio in off the charts-including her round ass score results in the perfect sin curve graph as she arches her back across the my cowhide ottoman.
Darksock is an elder of the Mickaho Tribe
Where’s the tsunami when you need one?
she needs a pointy hat and a broom to ride on. Wrong holiday, scary beast. Get back in the closet â til Halloween.
Roosevelts terrier Fala was a popular White House figure from 1940 until FDRs death and is buried near FDR at Hyde Park New York…