Monday, March 28, 2011

HCwDB of the Week: Minnesota Marnie and Dieter

While last week saw a number of potential Weekly Winning hottie/douchey cohabit, and while Marnie isn’t our traditional hott munch, the combo of Orange Dieter and sweet girl-next-door innocent was all this site was set up to combat.

And while it was a busy and productive week of mock in which we met the European Jan Lärggmän, and also enjoyed some quality Golden Globes, I probably should’ve given the award to Androgyne Satan and Hott.

But I just can’t get around Dieter’s smug punchworthy Orangeness and Marnie’s midwestern innocence.

So chalk up the Weekly to the creepy pairing of utter and infathomable wrongness.

And your humble narrator stumbles into the kitchen over the ferret breeding cage to enjoy a tasty bowl of Count Chocula. Fortified with 9 essential vitamins and minerals. So it’s good for me.

# posted by douchebag1
7:16 am March, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He has a very quaint attic closet apartment. In the mosserland they call the style Kraftsmanns. Am I right?

7:17 am March, 28 Douche Springsteen said...

This isn’t any easier to look at the second time around. Certainly not with a Monday morning hangover.
We need to ban pre-pubescent leathery orange skinned German imports in this country.

7:35 am March, 28 Bigphatnotadouche said...

That David Bowie could pull some tail…

7:36 am March, 28 Wedgie said...

Maybe you should re-name the site Hot Chicks with Deutschebags.

7:59 am March, 28 DarkSock said...

I dunno; I kinda like him as Romero in Escape from New York. Awesome death scene, hissing like a wet fetus.
qqwet
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*hopes this will be enough to lure the Baron out of his spider hole…*

8:04 am March, 28 DarkSock said...

Dieter’s weenus is so small he can only emit pee molecules

8:04 am March, 28 DarkSock said...

Dieter’s weenus is so small he uses shed maggot husks for condoms

8:05 am March, 28 DarkSock said...

Dieter’s weenus is so small he has sex with her nose pores.

8:06 am March, 28 DarkSock said...

Dieter peed in a ferret once.

8:06 am March, 28 DarkSock said...

Dieter’s weenus is so small when he ‘bates it looks like a hurried New Yorker pushing an elevator call button.

8:17 am March, 28 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

That’s a sweet 12″ black and white TV he has. I’m kinda feeling bad for him now… he lives in an 8×8 foot crawlspace with half a ceiling, and has to watch Germany’s Got Talented Super-soldiers on a tiny B&W tele,

8:25 am March, 28 Et Tu Douche? said...

Disgusting on many levels

8:31 am March, 28 Et Tu Douche? said...

What’s with the Euro trend here the last 2 days? I needs me some good ol fashioned American baggery.

8:42 am March, 28 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

She went to Europe to “you know, tour the continent, like you and mom did while you were in college”. Two years later and Dieter says if she takes it in the pooper like a good girl he might, just might, let her go.
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But Dieter says that every night.

9:18 am March, 28 Banana Hammock said...

“the load that should have been swallowed…”
-Dice

9:53 am March, 28 Mockarena said...

This is her gay cousin Svengärd. I hardly think this qualifies as a true HCwDB pic. You are a ninny DB1. Girly Satan and Cindy Sanchez should have won. You shoulda gone with your gut instincts. Then again your gut instinct enjoys the cereal stylings of “Count Chocula” when “Cookie Crisp” is the clear winner.

10:10 am March, 28 Medusa Oblongata said...

Something tells me he smells of cheap pilsner and Nutella.

11:18 am March, 28 Jeet Kune Douche said...

For the sake of humanity and the greater good, somebody needs to convince Dieter that the latest thing in Peacock fashion to attract the babes is to douse yourself in gasoline and light a match.

11:29 am March, 28 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

I still want his neck snapped like a chicken bone.

12:55 pm March, 28 Wheezer said...

Dieter the 5-ball, side pocket…..
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…..oh wait, I need to chalk up my cue…..

1:47 pm March, 28 ehcuodouche said...

I can smell her fear.

2:19 pm March, 28 Anonymous said...

What I wouldn’t give to put on a pair of Doc Marten steel toed shoes and kick Deiter in the Weenis, Tom DempseyStyle.™

4:19 pm March, 28 Luis Douchuel said...

He has the face of one of the cartoon gargoyles.

7:48 pm March, 28 Wedgie said...

I wonder if he lets her touch his tra-la-la.

8:12 pm March, 28 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Bleached-blonde Eurobags drink Orangina for sure, for sure, then pick up naive American girls in the Cantina.

9:00 pm March, 28 fatness said...

It doesn’t count if we don’t vote. But this pair would have won anyway.

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