Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Homies Who Say “Yo”

Oh Vanessa and Katie.

How horribly wrong your night out has gone.

What stories of woe you’ll tell your besties Senior Year when you look back on Freshman orientation. For you did not heed the legend of the Homies Who Say “Yo.”

And so you shall suffer the consequences of youthful mistake. With awkward boob grab and puke in the back seat of your Honda that, like, its smell just won’t go away even after you used, like, two cans of Glade.

# posted by douchebag1
9:28 am March, 1 Wheezer said...

Vanessa and Katie are potentially Girl Next Door cuties, and I like that.
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“Da Boyz” here don’t understand that the Backdoor Boys and ‘InSphinc are clichéd crap, and copping that look doesn’t provide a “unique” identity. Of course, this is the message we’ve tried to communicate to these chumps for the last 5 years here.
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Just think: it’s March, and this is HCwDB’s birthday month! Never forget The Mission.

9:34 am March, 1 Jim Beam said...

Is that The Sitch?

9:38 am March, 1 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

“The Situation” needs to have his face kicked in.

9:46 am March, 1 Wedgie said...

I remember my Senion year. I flunked spellin’ & typin’.

9:46 am March, 1 Wedgie said...

Proofreadin’ too. Son.

9:58 am March, 1 creature said...

…not to mention the prince albert that got stuck to your uvula

10:21 am March, 1 jonezy said...

and after bringing them a herring, the Homies responded:
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“We are no longer the Homies that Say ‘Yo!'”
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“We are now the Homies that Say ‘Holla!'”
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“Bring us a groin shaved shrubbery!”

10:22 am March, 1 Captain Garanichode said...

I detect that these fellas “knit each other’s booties” …
The Hott’s are safely their sisters.

10:32 am March, 1 Et Tu Douche? said...

He is nothing more then a pawn to the Cabal that is Sumner Redstone & Madison avenue. That he “earned” reportedly $5 Mil last year is an indictment against greed and a portion of our society that eats up this drivel. The girls posing with him with such delight in their faces the other douche with that look of confused idiocy on his face makes my mind & soul weep.

10:32 am March, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Yo son that party at Chuckie Cheese was off the hook yo! I was like totally mackin’ on this hottie in the ball pit until her mom got all up in my face and was all like “Yo asshole, my daughter is only 12. Why don’t you do the world a favor a cut off the birth defect of a dick of your yours with the pizza cutter!” My boyz had to hold me back ‘coz I almost slapped the bitch yo! Good thing Vanessa and Katie came along or me and V-Blade here woulda been shut out youknowwhatimsayin’? Good thing they dumber than us ’cause I told ’em the Boones Farm we had was like some real expensive shit so they bought all the tokens for us to play skee ball all night. The wine musta been bad because after three sips I started pukin’ the shit up in Katie’s car. Had to been the wine ’cause I can hold my liquor. I ain’t no punk. Sheeeet, I can drink a six pack of Bud Lime and not get a buzz or nothin’ so that wine was fucked. Anyway, bitch threw us out so we just grabbed our bikes and rode over to V-Blade’s and watched Transformers for like the ninth time. Yeah, it was a pretty cool night.”

11:37 am March, 1 Deltus said...

At first I thought Katie had a detonator in her hand, and she was smiling because 2 seconds after the picture was taken, she found the sweet release of death after the nightmare that was her evening with such choadscum. Alas, it’s just her drink. She’s having a time good enough to smile with these bags, and so she’s a Stage 1 now. Shame, cause she’s really pretty.

12:06 pm March, 1 Cheeto Fingerz said...

Damn these douchebags wear a lot of jewelry. The Queen of England is jealous.
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Yo.

12:11 pm March, 1 mr.reeve said...

I have a very special “protein’ vodka drink for you Mike. Cum and get it, son.

7:37 pm March, 1 Medusa Oblongata said...

Why are all the chicks on this site named Katie all of a sudden? Jus’ curious.
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I have a belief in ‘name theory’. I make no apologies to anyone whose name I am about to use here. Feel free to argue, but I have overwhelming life evidence to corroborate. My sister and a few friends came up with this in high school. We knew three Kathys, none of whom knew each other. All three were huge bitches. We all pooled our collective brains to think of other Kathys through life, and they were all bitches, too. As I’ve gotten older, and have met Kathys along the way, they, too, have been been bitches as well. Carries are either skinny hippies, or fat goth girls. Todds are male Melissas and neither are to be trusted. Double letters, especially double S, means MEGA conniving cunt. Mikes are chronically unemployed.
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So…..what conclusion did we come up with about Katie? Knowing two in high school and one in college, and another one that I’ve been close to all my life, there is only one answer to that.
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Katies are sluts.
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Party on, DB1, you have brought my master thesis to a close and you didn’t even know it.

8:21 pm March, 1 banana hammock said...

@Cheeto Fingerz
Elton John is jealous?

9:45 pm March, 1 Stephanie said...

2 cans of Glade and a Bic Lighter is much better.

7:26 am March, 2 Steve L. said...

i hate Seniors and Fresh(wo)men with equal passion.

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