Thursday, March 31, 2011

Hyman Lickowitz

Hyman Lickowitz has one thing to say to the kids: Dry, lifeless hair can take the fun out of your life. But you can put it back with Brylcreem!

# posted by douchebag1
9:18 am March, 31 Bigphatnotadouche said...

That MacKensie Phiilps can pull some douche..

9:19 am March, 31 MockStar said...

He’s preforming CPR on her stoma hole. What a guy!

9:37 am March, 31 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

wow, that Mr. Ed can really pull some douche.

9:39 am March, 31 MockStar said...

Damn that Joey Fatone can really pull some, um what’s the opposite of tail?

9:50 am March, 31 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Lampreys are such a bugger to get off once they attach themselves.

9:56 am March, 31 jonezy said...

That commercial is pretty much the exact same concept as AXE commercials, but the question remains, does Brylcreem double as a vaginal lubricant?

9:56 am March, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

As disgusting as the picture is. I think the time I used 30 year old Brylcream as lube in my teens turned out much, much, worse.

10:00 am March, 31 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Looks like any night out in any club in Queens, NY.

10:02 am March, 31 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Are we sure he’s not a vampire? it looks like he’s aiming for the jugular. Run, MacKensie, run!

10:04 am March, 31 DarkSock said...

Watch out, MacKenzie; a little douche’l do ya!

10:05 am March, 31 MockStar said...

And Brylcreem? A commercial using the promise of sex with attractive females if you use the product advertised? What sort of idiots would fall for that kind of mass market manipulation? Oh right.

10:05 am March, 31 DarkSock said...

“A rose for the lady? WHOA!….How ’bout a sugar cube?”
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I miss Duck Man.

10:06 am March, 31 DarkSock said...

I’m gonna get some Brylcreem and get my ass laid, Son.

10:07 am March, 31 DarkSock said...

an’ shit.

10:16 am March, 31 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

She must have had some dried cum still on her neck.

10:26 am March, 31 memphis doucheworkers local 421 said...

clearly the breakout douche maneuver of 2011 is face-lick/flailing herp tongue. There’s been way too much of this popping up lately

10:40 am March, 31 soy bomb said...

Dude’s actin’ all cray-zay! Better cut you off from all that, what is it, Arrowhead®?

10:54 am March, 31 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Olivia’s throat nipple never failed to get her nightly action.

10:55 am March, 31 Vin Douchal said...

“Aaaay, baby, it’s in the Karma Sutra…. it’s a move called ,”The Slug… c’mere …”

11:38 am March, 31 DarkSock said...

Olivia took advantage of Ronnie’s fetish for neck goiter pus.

12:30 pm March, 31 Banana Hammock said...

Much better than earlier efforts that ended up requiring a bar towel to sop up her forehead.

1:13 pm March, 31 smackdouche said...

Who knew Joey Fatone was hooking up with Bjork?

5:23 pm March, 31 Stephanie said...

He’s got his mouth on the wrong spot.

8:53 pm March, 31 Guid is Good said...

The Douche lick would appear to be the GSR for 2011.

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