Monday, March 28, 2011

Justin Timberfake

He’s bringing douchey back.

Pumped up Heidi will smack my bare bottom with a ruler. Because I didn’t finish my porridge.

# posted by douchebag1
9:24 am March, 28 I douche, therefore I am said...

I’d definitely timber her fakes

9:25 am March, 28 Steve L. said...

for once the phrase “pumped up” does not cause me to vomit.
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and i’m ashamed of that because Heidi is more likely than not a bleeth. i’m judgmental like that.

9:30 am March, 28 Mockarena said...

Aw, her pinky is raised off of her glass. Sweetie, that doesn’t make up for the whore dress. Just clarifyin’.
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He looks like every douche I hated in highschool. Isn’t he Nick Carter of the Backdoor Boys?

9:33 am March, 28 DouchYouWannaDance said...

I’m not so sure he isn’t a mannequin.

9:43 am March, 28 Vin Douchal said...

She has nice manners, notice her extended pinky . Why in the world I’d notice that, couldn’t say.
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His pants are especially talored to accomodate his vestigal tale, disguised as a less disgusting third foot growing from his left hip .
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Boobs

9:50 am March, 28 Anonymous said...

It is just me or is her head freakishly large?

9:57 am March, 28 Et Tu Douche? said...

Anorexia & Big fake boobs is a winning combination and by winning combination I mean she’s got self loathing issues. Douche is a dick.

10:00 am March, 28 Medusa Oblongata said...

He’s wearing more makeup than I am right now.

10:03 am March, 28 Chupacabra said...

Justin’s peaches-and-cream complexion and barely-there chin stubble make him look like an English schoolboy in douche drag.

10:06 am March, 28 massengill said...

Girlfriend is lookin a little top heavy.
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If not for the giant fake cans she’d look just like a steel cut nail.

10:12 am March, 28 Joey Bagadouchey said...

He is the product of a homosexual tryst between Billy Idol and Eddie Haskell from ‘Leave it to beaver’ Speaking of ‘ beaver’ I’d love to be a little rough on hers, Ward, yes I would indeed.

10:43 am March, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She’s so skanky her vitamins are Cipro.

10:47 am March, 28 Banana Hammock said...

She is 4’10” of filthy pole bender, and he is simply a pole.

10:55 am March, 28 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Heidi’s dry cleaner is arguably even worse than mine. Usually I’m missing a few buttons, I complain, they sew them back on. I don’t know how Heidi is ever going to repair that beautiful dress. To add insult to injury, they also lost her panties.

11:05 am March, 28 Bigphatnotadouche said...

Nice bolt-ons on Heidi.

11:05 am March, 28 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

That Carmen Electra sure can pull some clueless albino pudwack.

11:21 am March, 28 Jeet Kune Douche said...

I’m gonna give Timberfake a pass – he looks like he’s simply too young and impressionable to know better.
As for Heidi…………..if she publicly heaped scorn and ridicule on me, I’d probably swoon. That’s a girl whose poomp I’d eat. Slurp!

12:37 pm March, 28 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Little known fact: Justin paid more for this picture than he makes in week as an air freshener sniff-tester.
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Little know fact: Heidi is the reason they have to stop once a set to wipe down the pole with ammonia.
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Little known fact: You can also raise your pinky while huffing glue to add a bit of glamour.
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Little known fact: You aren’t allowed to touch Heidi in the VIP room, but a facial technically requires no touching…QED

12:48 pm March, 28 Wheezer said...

And if, as with Tapless in Seattle above, she is performing a ‘bag tag, the marriage offer is still open.
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I’m into hott polygamy.

3:13 pm March, 28 Charles Ulysses Farley said...

That may be former Playboy Playmate Jennifer Wolcott. Not sure. I’ll need to see more boobage to confirm. I’ll leave it to someone with HTML skills to post a photo for all to judge.
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Hey definitely is the leftover sludge in an overturned Andy Gump after a Molly Hatchet, Nitty Gritty Dirt Band, & .38 Special show at the Iowa State Fair.

3:14 pm March, 28 Charles Ulysses Farley said...

^ That should be He. Nice spelling, fuck face!

3:26 pm March, 28 Wedgie said...

I think plastic surgeons should have to adhere to the same rules as bartenders: know when to say “when”.
Fuccen-a how ’bout a little moderation there, missile-tits?

5:29 pm March, 28 DarkSock said...

Justin TimberFelch

7:46 pm March, 28 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Slit skirt fashions sure have changed from back in the day.

7:47 pm March, 28 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Kate Middleton warms up for her bachelorette party.

7:49 pm March, 28 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

It’s always a fetching sight to see the ladder of success worn on the sidecars of a svelte yet buxom broad.

8:28 pm March, 28 iDouche said...

See what happens when you dry the spunk off your dress by draping it over an electric fan?
DO YOU SEE?

7:28 am March, 29 Condouchious said...

I’d like to get ‘N her Sync…wait what?

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