Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Kafka’s Basement

A waking nightmare.

# posted by douchebag1
7:01 am March, 1 Mr. White said...

Was this taken before or after they all turned into cockroaches?

7:07 am March, 1 Wheezer said...

Again with Kitchenbag on the left? Is he trying to weasel his way into the HoS or something?
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Did Snooki drop a few stone?

7:10 am March, 1 Mr. White said...

@wheezer
I thought the guy on the left was Snookl.

7:15 am March, 1 Wheezer said...

Same here, Mr. White. It looks to have tried either SlimFast or TrimSpa, baby!

7:16 am March, 1 Wheezer said...

(…..or maybe FingerDownTheThroat…..)

7:26 am March, 1 Cheeto Fingerz said...

Hey, this place is a lot more swanky than my Mom’s basement. They even have beanbags. Fun!

7:31 am March, 1 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Aiiie! The Douchepocalypse is upon us!
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I was sure we had more time to prepare for the end of days…

7:38 am March, 1 Bigphatnotadouche said...

This picture was taken at the Milf Monthly Book Club of New Jersey meeting after the power went out as the Douche Zombies attacked. Police said there were no survivors.

7:46 am March, 1 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Night of the Douchebag Dead

7:46 am March, 1 Anonymist said...

Photographer forgot to look through the view finder… wound up filling two thirds of the shot’s frame with useless background.

7:50 am March, 1 Anonymist said...

Two members of the Fantasy Four!

Mrs. Boobtastic and Thing

For the record: Michael Chiklis >>> Snooki. Just sayin.

7:55 am March, 1 jonezy said...

I think he also made a metamorphosis from Rambro

7:56 am March, 1 jonezy said...

and his Hott’s boobs DEFINITELY made a metamorphosis at some point in the past

7:56 am March, 1 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

To me this looks like a still frame of grainy film at the beginning of a snuff film.

8:05 am March, 1 Claude Douchenbagger said...

The smiles on the girls faces on the ends look forced as they talk through their teeth, to the girl in the middle without moving their lips, “Are you sure those aren’t blood stains on the carpet?”

8:17 am March, 1 soy bomb said...

Looks like a killer party.
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Those Hotts are beyond saving. Either Bleethed out beyond belief or dead. Is that being redundant?

8:19 am March, 1 Anonymous said...

Jesus H. Fucking Christ. Even though the quality of this picture is not good, I swear to God I could feel the life being drained from my body and soul by looking into the eyes of Cockroachbag on the left.

8:34 am March, 1 douche bagel said...

kitchenbag, basementbag, whatever… as long as he stays indoors you can fumigate

8:38 am March, 1 Crottenham said...

Douche on the left auditioning for the new Hulk movie? Not sure Bruce Banner with tats is the look you want….

8:58 am March, 1 creature said...

there were only bones left after they ate those poor girls…if it were me, there only be no breast, I fill up quickly

9:14 am March, 1 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

I’m amazed that these guys aren’t wearing leopard skins, carrying clubs and dragging these women around by the hair.

9:15 am March, 1 Blind Squirrel said...

Knuckledrag Bags

9:22 am March, 1 Captain Garanichode said...

Looks like the book jacket photo for the Best Seller “When Cousins Fuck”… just sayin’

9:24 am March, 1 Et Tu Douche? said...

Kitchenbag says hey and by hey I mean groooo, grrrrrrr, burp
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Son!!!!.

9:44 am March, 1 Wedgie said...

Your shirts are not tight enough, guys. It’s irritating; buy clothes that fit.
Girls, stop buying clothes, and take those off.

10:00 am March, 1 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Semi-attractive brunette milf seems… shall we say… overdressed for the basement, not to mention the basement dwellers.

10:01 am March, 1 creature said...

more like Kafka’s fmunda

10:16 am March, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Why do I have the feeling this is is the last known picture of these three chicks before they were thrown down a hole and told to put the lotion of their skin while these three took turns yelling “Do you wanna fuck me me?” in each others faces while dancing around in frilly robes to Goodbye Horses?

10:33 am March, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Where is the Obelisk? Son.

10:46 am March, 1 Charles Ulysses Farley said...

“Your ears you keep and I’ll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, “Dear God! What is that thing,” will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.”
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And for someone reason, the freak on the left freely chose to look like that.

10:50 am March, 1 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

The clump of bamboo really classes up the joint. Now all we need is for someone to make splinters of aforementioned bamboo and go all Charlie on these fools. Rambro knows what that’s all about.

10:58 am March, 1 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Somewhere, Gregor Samsa is weeping….with an apple in his back and an unused can of Axe body spray sitting silently in the corner of his room…

11:07 am March, 1 Douchble Helix said...

I think skinny Snooki (the one in the front row) had the photo darkened, etc… ’cause in regular light, that face is grotesque.

11:09 am March, 1 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Balthazar Colossus, pictured left, is the world’s leading authority on human use of bovine growth hormones. Ironically, he tore the other two world’s leading authorities into human confetti, cementing his status as the primary (and sole) living authority.

11:10 am March, 1 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Balthazar Colossus, pictured left, is the world’s leading authority on human use of bovine growth hormones. Ironically, he tore the other two world’s leading authorities into human confetti, cementing his status as the primary (and sole) living authority.

11:17 am March, 1 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Rambro is Kitchebag? WTF you need a score card to keep track on this site. And I believe the orange tone of their skin threw off the aperture setting on the camera.

11:31 am March, 1 Hong Kong Douchey said...

Collective IQ of the Room?: -32. Yeah, that’s a negative, Son.

11:33 am March, 1 Deltus said...

The infection is so thick in that picture, I have to wipe down the laptop.

12:57 pm March, 1 collosus of choads said...

woah, just woah

1:06 pm March, 1 Morbo said...

Vladimir, on the right, looks like he’s checking for the OK from someone to begin the assault and his two buddies are wondering what the hell is taking so long. Janice, on the left, just caught the first glimpse of the photographer’s nervous yet giddy cackle — and the glint of a hunting knife. Two hours later all three hotts (OK, one hott in the middle and two Jersey Shore wannabes) were bleeding through a tarp in the trunk of Vlad’s souped-up Celica.

1:38 pm March, 1 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Display from Madam Douchade’s Amber-colored Wax Museum.

6:35 pm March, 1 BoPeep said...

At first I thought I knew what was so wrong about these guys, but none of them are old enough to have been Thalidomide babies, so I guess I’m still at a loss.

7:24 pm March, 1 Medusa Oblongata said...

I’m gonna go commit seppuku now. See ya later.

7:43 pm March, 1 Guid is Good said...

Steven Seagal begins to regret assembling an ensemble cast for Under Seige III.

9:15 pm March, 1 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Somebody took this photo 35 years ago with a Polaroid, like, get real, it’s mellow yellow.

9:27 pm March, 1 ehcuodouche said...

Guy on the left is a weekly winner. Can’t remember the name.

9:47 pm March, 1 Stephanie said...

Girls! Run as fast as you can!!!

9:49 pm March, 1 Stephanie said...

Who let the monkeys out of the cage?

7:23 am March, 2 Steve L. said...

THIS PIC IS A TOILET.
that is all.

7:24 am March, 2 Steve L. said...

an UNflushed toilet, i might add.

1:38 am March, 3 Sir David Douchenborough said...

Is that close to Mordor or something?

5:19 am March, 4 Plowboy said...

Gorillas in the mist…

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