Thursday, March 3, 2011

Lords of the Fries

For Üter, Gunter, Moritz and Ülrick, the night The Dusseldorf Fraülein Club left its alleyway door unlocked would be a day the Fries wouldn’t soon forget.

# posted by douchebag1
11:29 am March, 3 DarkSock said...

The Teetenbrau quadruplets were understandably hard to ween.

11:30 am March, 3 Geoffrey said...

Hi Gunter!

11:33 am March, 3 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Damn it mom, why can’t we go to the mall and get our family pictures taken there like most normal people do?”

11:35 am March, 3 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

The DVD outtakes for the episode of Degrassi Junior High when Joey Jeremiah went to a strip club, as always, disappointed.

11:35 am March, 3 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

This has to be photoshop? If not, I’m inclined to give them all a nottadouche pass, and instead give them an A+ for contemporary social studies.
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Sure beats risking your hide going through your friend’s older bother’s room looking for his playboy collection. Cheers, mini-studs!

11:42 am March, 3 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Quick question for everyone: How do you know the kid closest to the stripper’s ass is gay?
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Answer: Because he’s too busy fuccen POSING instead of NOMMING on the delicious pear in front of him. Hand in your man card son!

11:44 am March, 3 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Lori was determined not to be just another wall flower in this version of The Shartridge Family no matter how much Danny stuck his tongue out or how loudly and retardedly Keith moaned in the background.

11:55 am March, 3 Don't Douche For Me Argentina said...

Gunter’s expression is priceless. It says “Yeah, this like an every day thing.” There’s a crowd behind them too. Must be some weird European Variety Show. Like “Sabado Gigante” but German or Swedish. Nothing says ratings like women in gold bikinis posing and doe eyed little douchebags. Throw in a bear riding a tricycle and I’d definitely watch it with the sound turned off.

12:01 pm March, 3 Don't Douche For Me Argentina said...

@Doc B 11:42a, the reason that kid isn’t Nomming the pear is if this is in fact taken in Europe nudity or near nudity isn’t made as big of a deal as it here. So this kid is probably around quality pear like this 24-7. Must be nice, huh?

12:09 pm March, 3 Wheezer said...

Somewhere in Germany, a distraught Johann Largemann contemplates his poor decisions. He was relieved of duties as The Dusseldorf Fraülein Club’s head bouncer for not checking IDs more carefully.
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“Gott im Himmel!” said the club owner. “You believed zeese boys verr 35-year-old bankers? Get out of my sight!”

12:10 pm March, 3 Wedgie said...

Juergen Bieber.

12:11 pm March, 3 Wedgie said...

Auf wienersehen.

12:13 pm March, 3 Vin Douchal said...

Snow Orange and the Four Schweinhundts

12:20 pm March, 3 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

parent fail

12:28 pm March, 3 Et Tu Douche? said...

That’s right little bagling with the vest on, lick those lips and keep dreaming the dream glad to see that your starting to enjoy the Frauleins.
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That sucks about Johann Largemann. I hope when the club owner calms down a bit he’ll come to his senses and realize that we all make mistakes and give him his job back.

12:54 pm March, 3 Medusa Oblongata said...

Well, no doubt they’re already baglings. And none of them is even excited to be in the presence of such hott. No wonder Germany lost the war.

12:59 pm March, 3 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Magnum Douche… I see this more as a “Parent Pass With Flying Colors” unless you meant HER parents. Also, shouldn’t you be Magnum Douche D.B.?

1:16 pm March, 3 DarkSock said...

Just another junior high feel trip.

1:20 pm March, 3 Deltus said...

Actually, those boys weren’t at all baglings 3 minutes before this photo was taken. Her bleeth infection is so strong, it caused hair product to spontaneously appear in their hair, their hair to spike up, and even a mandana to suddenly appear out of thin air on one of them. With another 5 minutes of exposure, I’d expect Six Pound Watches (well, for these mini-bags, Four Pound Watches) to sprout right out of their wrists.
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This is why we mock, people. The Infection is so strong in some, it can turn our youth almost instantly into a Junior Stage 1 in minutes.

1:22 pm March, 3 Anonymous said...

I see one smoking hot and four nominees for the Closet of Scheiße.

1:37 pm March, 3 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’m always one to pile mock upon mock upon Eurodouches regardless of their age. However, I must say that this photo was taken – or just as well could have been taken – at little Ira Berkowitz’s Bat Mitvah. I, unfortunately, been at these kind of events where scantily clad adult men and women (allegedly dancers hired to get the crowd going) cavort and grind with 12 and 13 year old boys and girls – and their mothers and fathers.
The horror, the horror….

1:41 pm March, 3 Don't Douche For Me Argentina said...

@Deltus 1:20p, Four pound watches…nice touch. And you’re right. Children are so impressionable. Too not mock them is a form of child abuse. Did I just blow your mind with that one?

2:04 pm March, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Bandana neck has his fist in her box and she doesn’t notice.

3:59 pm March, 3 Wedgie said...

^The first one came from Canada,
Said “Mine’s as big as the air,
the men fly in, the men fly out,
and never tickle a hair.”

The second one from Canada
Said “Mine’s as big as the sea,
the men swim in, the men swim out,
whenever I take a pee.”

4:00 pm March, 3 Wedgie said...

Oh yeah, forgot the chorus:
“Oh rollie pollie
tickle my holie
Slip it up my slough
Rubba you nuts
against my guts
and join the hoary, hoary crew.”
Son.

4:42 pm March, 3 Guid is Good said...

The German remake of the Sound of Music wasn’t going well in early audience testing.

4:49 pm March, 3 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

That is one hammered 9 year old. She’s the best baby sitter in all of Dusseldorf.

5:28 pm March, 3 Charles Ulysses Farley said...

Those Katzenjammer Kids do not handle shots of rumplemintz well.

6:30 pm March, 3 kathy said...

yeah nice

7:10 pm March, 3 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

OMIGOD, this could waft into kidporn.
Or she’s their single Mutter.
I need sunglasses in the presence of that high-lit golden tit of hers.

7:30 pm March, 3 Steve L. said...

somewhere far behind the Lords of the Fries, there’s the Beast.
or something.

10:07 pm March, 3 anon104 said...

Oh context, without you, everything is so much sillier.

6:52 am March, 4 I R A Darth Aggie said...

So they pooled their money and got a lapdance from a stripper? enterprising young men. Just get rid of the mandana and the spikey hair and y’all will grow up OK.
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Son.

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