Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Maceo Discovers His Thumb

Maceo like thumb.

It help him pee.

Kendra has crazy eyes. But don’t pretend it wouldn’t stop you from buying her a fourteen dollar Mai Tai. Because it wouldn’t. And you know it.

# posted by douchebag1
3:59 pm March, 29 Wedgie said...

Kendra was once named Ken.
And Maceo’s thumb, along with his fist and arm up to the elbow, was just up Ken’s butt a minute ago. But at least when he pulled it out, he had found a nice watch.

4:02 pm March, 29 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Kendra’s dream is to be an Anna Nicole Smith for the 10’s. Maceo and Dranio’s dream is to be the bitchingest Limahl cover band ever.

4:12 pm March, 29 soy bomb said...

His tat represents the constellation Pisces…of Sh*t
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sorry.

4:22 pm March, 29 Vin Douchal said...

“Does this really faggy necklace make me look gay?”

4:23 pm March, 29 Vin Douchal said...

Maceo looks like one of the Claymation raisins

4:25 pm March, 29 Et Tu Douche? said...

Kendras all hott and shit

4:28 pm March, 29 soy bomb said...

Maceo’s lover, Faggio, has the mother of all farmer’s tans on his right arm.

4:32 pm March, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The facts don’t lie here. Tiki Barber got the best plastic surgeons to make him look like a slutty piece of trash.

4:33 pm March, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Suck on these Ronde. Son.

4:37 pm March, 29 baffomet said...

Throw her back into the sea….

4:43 pm March, 29 Douchble Helix said...

The above photo holds the record for mast ‘bag and bleeth signifiers per square inch.

4:44 pm March, 29 Douchble Helix said...

(Tony) Danzabag?

4:56 pm March, 29 Banana Hammock said...

Fee Fi Foh Fumb… Maceo dun pull out a plum
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@Et Tu D 4:25
I do concur… she am sweet tastem!

5:48 pm March, 29 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

These three go through more sets of anal beads than most counties. Last night they ran out, and Maceo used a wheel of gouda on weird Steve, and a roller skate and box of pop tarts on Kendra. You don’t want to know what they ate for breakfast.

5:53 pm March, 29 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

So original… star tattoos.

6:04 pm March, 29 soy bomb said...

Is Maceo wearing…chaps? At this point, nothing surprises me anymore.
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Tool.

6:12 pm March, 29 soy bomb said...

Kendra reminds me of my college roommate’s girlfriend, who we endearingly referred to as “psychobitch” behind her back and eventually to her face. Those eyes don’t lie, she is insane. I predicted that their relationship would eventually end in a homicide/suicide, though I wasn’t sure who would do the killing, as either was a worthy candidate. Sadly, my prediction did not come true and they broke up like any other dysfunctional couple should, sans blood. :(

6:20 pm March, 29 Mr. White said...

I would buy the Mai Tai, dump it on the floor, break the glass, and then desperately try to ward her away with the shards and shit. She scares the living bejeesus out of me, and I’m normally aroused by psychos.

6:22 pm March, 29 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Opposable thumb…. Surprising. Best be careful you don’t scrape it on the ground when you walk, Maceo.

7:18 pm March, 29 Medusa Oblongata said...

The crazy eyes would not stop me from buying her a drink. The death grimace of a smile, haystack pompadour and poor choice in friends, however, would.

7:19 pm March, 29 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Oh gee, thanks for the caption. I hadn’t thought about Macio Herb Brown in years.

7:47 pm March, 29 Steve said...

When I first looked I honestly thought for a millisecond that the guy on the right had pissed his pants.

8:14 pm March, 29 Doucheous Rufus said...

When I first looked, I did *not* think Maceo had peed his pants, but now I *do*.

8:34 pm March, 29 Bag A said...

Oh, come on! Seriously? D’bag on the right has a fake jewelry encrusted dollar sign as a belt buckle?

8:37 pm March, 29 Novoline spielautomat said...

Herrlich, nun endlich habe ich dies ganz gerafft ;-)

8:52 pm March, 29 Guid is Good said...

The former Mrs Trump never thought she would miss The Donald.

9:05 pm March, 29 Anonymous said...

The guy on the left has “I have my boyfriend’s cum dripping out of my ass” written all over him. The one thing he forget to wear was his T Shirt that says “I’m not gay, but my boyfriend is.”

9:08 pm March, 29 Mockotini said...

Kendra’s got the “Eye of Coitus Interuptus” going on. As in she gives you that look and Boner City goes from Population: 1 to Population: None.
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The dudes are gayer than Christopher Lowell but not as good at decorating on a budget.

9:20 pm March, 29 Stephanie said...

There’s somebody’s arm up her ass in that photo.

9:45 pm March, 29 Vin Douchal said...

Gruesome

9:46 pm March, 29 Vin Douchal said...

Maudlin

9:46 pm March, 29 Vin Douchal said...

Vile

10:35 pm March, 29 Mr. Biggs said...

I see those, Kendra. Don’t think I don’t. Those magnificent fertile globes bursting out of their too small confinement like fresh melons at peak ripeness.
And let’s give credit to the crazy eye. It says crazy enough to flirt with choads for kicks, but not dumb enough to breed with them. There is hope.

4:56 am March, 30 douche equis said...

These last five or so postings have been awesome. I laughed. I cried. I wanted to kill someone. Well done.

5:39 am March, 30 Tanath said...

the eyes wouldn’t but that mouth out of a del toro film certainly would…what can i say, haters gotta hate…

6:23 am March, 30 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Let me say something about the crazy eye. I have experience with the quirky, the uninhibited, the delightfully wacky, and the truly insane. Kendra is way beyond all that. She’s got it turned up to 11 and still hasn’t flipped on the nitrous. Mess around with her, and you might be lucky enough to cruise along for a while, until one day you leave the toilet seat up, wear the wrong color shirt, glance at another hott, etc. etc. Next thing you know you are strapped to a dentist’s chair being force fed carpaccio made from your own scrotum.

7:22 am March, 30 I R A Darth Aggie said...

It isn’t the crazy eye that would stop me. It’s the $14 for a mai tai. I can buy a cheap bottle of booze for that. Or for a little more, and better bottle of booze.
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Do I look ugly and stupid?

7:25 am March, 30 Troy Tempest said...

Charo’s granddaughter. CHI CHI YAAAAA!

7:33 am March, 30 Douche Assassin said...

The guy on the left is a pretty average nottadouche. Guy on the right should be launched into space on the prototype space shuttles as a test monkey.

8:03 am March, 30 DarkSock said...

She is crazier than a shaved rat in a cold coffee can.

8:50 am March, 30 DarkSock said...

She is crazier than a tied coon in bear country.

8:50 am March, 30 DarkSock said...

She is crazier than a screen door on a butt plug

10:10 am March, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

She’s wearing some kind of mask because it looks like the zombie crazy is about to come out soon. Lucky for us she’s standing next to these two puds.

10:11 am March, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

She is crazier than Richard Simmons in a glitter factory.

10:13 am March, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

She is crazier than a penguin with a sun lamp.

10:15 am March, 30 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

She is crazier than an eel eating a cactus.

12:38 pm March, 30 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Oops, it was nacio Herb Brown, but that’s obscure to most.
In today’s advertising milieu, it pays for dudes like the one on the left to have a contract for White Shoulders perfume and body powder.
It has always been a fave of Barbara Bush.

5:31 am April, 4 villas in lanzarote said...

These eyes do not lie, it’s crazy. Predicted that over time their relationship will end in a murder-suicide, if I was not sure would make the death, either as a worthy candidate.

5:32 am April, 4 villas in lanzarote said...

Messing with it, and you can have the chance to cruise along some time, until you leave the toilet seat, wear the wrong color jersey, watching another hot, etc.

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