Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Mel Gibson’s Androgynous Devil Walks Among the Hotts

Mel Gibson’s androgynous devil figure from his epic 2004 feature, Saw 5: Nobody F@#ks With The Jesus, not only proves that Mel Gibson thinks Jews are Satan’s evildoers, but, apparently, dresses like a pudstomp and hits on hotties in his spare time.

Which makes him a douche. Just like Mel Gibson.

# posted by douchebag1
1:35 pm March, 23 Mocturnal Emissions said...

Enough about him, albiet he looks like that guy Powder gone douche. Her upper lip looks as if it has received a Sanchez, of the dirty variety.
@Deltus, does the man hat negate poo on the lip for the hott?

1:51 pm March, 23 Mr. White said...

He looks like the douche version of VIctor Kruger from “Highlander.”

1:56 pm March, 23 Stephanie said...

He’s so douchey,his eyebrows made a run for it.

2:01 pm March, 23 Banana Hammock said...

I cant tell where the wallpaper ends and the Douche begins, but I do see thems boobies!

2:27 pm March, 23 Anthony LaBaglia said...

It’s Dog the Bounty Hunter’s wife and the dude from Midnight Oil.

2:29 pm March, 23 Anthony LaBaglia said...

It’s Hulk Hogan’s ex-wife and someone’s dirty asshole.

2:30 pm March, 23 Anthony LaBaglia said...

It’s a K-Mart manaquin and Howdy- Poo-dy.

2:32 pm March, 23 Anthony LaBaglia said...

It’s a tracheotomy dummy they use in med school to show where to jam the blade and a Ministry groupie.

2:33 pm March, 23 Anthony LaBaglia said...

She fucked Michael Stipe before he was gay.

2:33 pm March, 23 That girl said...

OH WOW, look a Fedora?! She’s about seven years too late. It must suck to be lifeless. Who’s Ernest Borgnine next to her?

2:33 pm March, 23 Anthony LaBaglia said...

He fucked Michael Stipe last Wednesday.

2:35 pm March, 23 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Urban Cannibal, Etian Raoul poses with Amy Bouche, his err… dish for the evening. Etian’s hobbies include yelling at plants, puppy BDSM, wearing Das Boot inspired coats made from human skin, and gynophagia.

2:38 pm March, 23 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I’m leaning towards a notta pass for this guy. He’s just one of those really, really, really unattractive dudes who realizes his only chance at getting any tail is to go with the freaky / evil goth / wierdo look and hope some girl with a lot of unresolved sexual issues falls for it. Oh, and she has nice boobies.

2:43 pm March, 23 Wedgie said...

Well, it’s only the third month of the year, but the frontrunner for this year’s new douche trend appears to be the eyebrow shave. Only slightly less annoying than my personal favorite, the GSR, which makes me want to climb a tower and start picking suckas off.
Geez, you guys already wax your chests, nuts, asses, legs, arms and pits. You shave your heads, and now your eyebrows.
Seems like a whole lotta work to look gay. Why not skip all that hair removal, and just wear a fuccen tutu? Hang out on Fire Island? Make videos with Richard Simmons?

2:53 pm March, 23 Et Tu Douche? said...

Dear 7lb 6oz ,Baby Jebus, in your golden, fleece diapers please smite Mel Gibson’s Androgynous Devil for trying to taint the glorious unnamed Hott also forgive me my lust for her natural, succulent yet firm mamm pillows of joy.

2:55 pm March, 23 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Deltus & Mr. White
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The HWHE is in full affect here and as Mr. White alluded to earlier today I wish it was my hat she was wearing.

2:58 pm March, 23 I R A Darth Aggie said...

He looks like the douche version of VIctor Kruger from “Highlander.”
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Is she The Prize? not to be ungrateful, but I was expecting something…more…

3:18 pm March, 23 Et Tu Douche? said...

Jeez after viewing her luscious melons yet again all I can think of is motor boating and not the ambien fueled kind that a certain reg on this site has been known to do. Who am I kidding at this point either one would work.

3:19 pm March, 23 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Mr. White
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I must respectfully disagree. The Kurgan was major league fuccen cool. Now he was a winner winner Sheen dinner badass muthafucckah!

3:34 pm March, 23 Medusa Oblongata said...

THIS JUST IN

3:35 pm March, 23 Medusa Oblongata said...

DBOTY……THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!

3:36 pm March, 23 Medusa Oblongata said...

WHY AM I YELLING? That star on his throat makes a nice target.

3:55 pm March, 23 Stranglewank said...

Happy Birthday!

3:55 pm March, 23 Southern Scrotic said...

Woah!

3:56 pm March, 23 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I dont have flash, Nancy. You need to buy me an Android pad.

3:57 pm March, 23 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Opps, that’s at Medusa.

4:03 pm March, 23 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Verne Troyer + HGH = FTW! I knew Mini Me would finally get some!

4:07 pm March, 23 Mocturnal Emissions said...

@McCrudeshoes, what’s an Android pad? Anything with pad in its name sounds pretty pussified to me. And why would I buy you anything? All of my money is tied up in llama futures.

4:34 pm March, 23 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I have an iPad. Therefore Steve Jobs castrated me HTML-wise and cut off my flash. People buy me things cuz I’m an Internet gigolo. You should too.

4:44 pm March, 23 Mocturnal Emissions said...

@McCrude, an internet gigolo? What type of services will I receive if I buy you a Droid maxi-Pad? I’ve never had to pay for it before but I guess there’s a first time for everything.

4:54 pm March, 23 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I’ll cyber sex u up by tweet. You buy me stuff and deposit into my pay pal account. When you get sick of that, or go broke, or realize I’m a feckless rouge, you still have a great story to tell the others cougars during ladies night at Bernie’s Cougar Palace. Tell them all to follow me on twitter too.
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My car could use new rims. Just sayin.

5:21 pm March, 23 Mocturnal Emissions said...

Dude, how did you know about Bernie’s Cougar Palace? Did that bitch Tamika go running her mouth again? How am I supposed to find willing young stallions to pleasure my nethers if they know I just go and brag about it to the girls on Wetnap Wednesdays (Its called that because that’s when the House Special is ribs and you can’t have ribs without wetnaps)? Anyway, I already follow you on Twatter. Maybe if you actually said anything of importance I would tell my friends

5:53 pm March, 23 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Yeah… I have lots important to say. I just come here when not working on my doctoral thesis on ancient Sumarian symbolism in neo-Babylonian poetry, or my job as UN advisor to Uganda on Wiccan ifnluences on colonial American cuisine.

6:38 pm March, 23 DarkSock said...

@ Mr. White:
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The dude that played VIctor Kruger from “Highlander”, excellent character actor Clancy Brown, is also the voice of Mr. Krabbs from SpongeBob. He also sings the opening credit (pictured here).
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And, he looks like my brother.
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Medical Fact.
qwet

6:39 pm March, 23 DarkSock said...

OK, he looked more like me brudder as Kruger.

7:33 pm March, 23 soy bomb said...

“Dude, you got some shit under your lip.”

7:53 pm March, 23 DarkSock said...

Mel Gibson is like Charlie Sheen, in that his mental isolation/incest train wreck in Yes Man Universe is not funny. Between “Sugar Tits” and his reheated Hitler schtick he’s managed to diss about 68.3% of the planet.
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Shoulda quit at “The Road Warrior”. Choad.

8:30 pm March, 23 Wedgie said...

Come on, Sock admit it. You liked Apocalypto.
Jaguar Sock.

10:33 pm March, 23 Mr. Biggs said...

I’d really like to see someone come out and defend this guy. How does this thing represent anything worthwhile worthy of the human race?

10:33 pm March, 23 Mr. Biggs said...

See I’m even losing my capacity for grammar looking at this toad. Cheezus.

10:56 pm March, 23 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Art and Andrea were thrilled to be the fabric selection for the next season’s Vera Bradley handbags: Autumn Scare.

7:11 am March, 24 Deltus said...

The HWHE is diminished, but not negated, by being next to a taintsack like Bippy here. Her hott is still enhanced though. But only an increase of 1, instead of 2.
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Keep in mind, I’m not talking about the “1 to 10” scale. I’m talking the Budweiser scale. Which is, the number of Clydesdale horses it would take to pull her off my face.

10:51 am March, 24 Mock 6 said...

Thank you Deltus, that makes perfect sense. And this is the first I have heard of the Budweiser Scale. Having heard that title I would have thought it was something entirely different. You’re really a trail blazer when it comes to creative ways of rating women.

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