Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Mutty


Like an abused chihuahua, Mutty may not have the power of speech. Or even the use of opposable thumbs.

But he’ll follow Maryanne around in the club while whining until she lets him hump her leg.

# posted by douchebag1
11:44 am March, 2 Luis Douchuel said...

I would just like to point out how utterly Canadian he is. And RexDaleSaxJak?

11:48 am March, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Princess ” Blows With Tongue” is on the last contest she must win before marrying “Buffalo Two Penises”.
She has spend a night at the casino with a neighbouring’s tribes weakest warrior “Albino Joe” and laugh at his mumbled jokes, while pushing his hands away because she doesn’t want to be friends like that. Son.

11:48 am March, 2 Et Tu Douche? said...

Wigga please!!!,

11:50 am March, 2 Wheezer said...

“Rex Dale Sax Jak” = his lovers. When he boxes his clown, those are the names he shouts. His first man crush was on former MLB star Steve Sax.
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His real name is Richard Palmer.

11:54 am March, 2 Luis Douchuel said...

Yes, the others must be Rex Hudler, Dale Murphy, and Jake Arrieta.

11:59 am March, 2 Wedgie said...

Mutty is her name, right?

12:02 pm March, 2 Count Mockula said...

Yowza. This douche is three sheets to the wind cubed. That’s 27 sheets to the wind people! If he doesn’t hold onto her neck he’ll fall down.
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Straight up radiator fluid appears to be the new ‘bag drink, and yay animal prints are back in style!
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Can someone please start a her eyes are so far apart meme. I’m feeling lazier today.

12:18 pm March, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

That Woody Harrelson sure can pull some tail?

12:22 pm March, 2 Captain Garanichode said...

Placenta should not be kept, if it learns to walk upright it will wear varsity jackets and carry horse butt pee extract…

12:27 pm March, 2 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Why do I think if he found himself in the Jane/Finch corridor he’d be filling his pants within seconds?

12:28 pm March, 2 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Not exactly a hot, but he is a full blow canuck douche if I’ve ever seen one. Looks like he was a letterman at Fuktard High School.

12:29 pm March, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Michael Stipe needs to get a new pair of glasses.

12:32 pm March, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ Then again maybe he doesn’t considering the two docuhes over “her” right shoulder.

12:37 pm March, 2 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

It is understood that the inverse proportionality of hott-to-douche dialectic mandates that occasionally the pudwack/wanker force will be so strong as to pull both marginal Bleeths and the gaze of DB1 into its orbit.

This is just such a case.

As he is uber-douche, and she is not even remotely hot.

Zeus hath spoken.

12:44 pm March, 2 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

So nice of him to shave his head in anticipation of prison. Intake times are cut in half

12:48 pm March, 2 Vin Douchal said...

Dudes in the back on the left are making out and slow dancing, wigga in the back on the right is igniting his table for some reason and the only gal at this sausage-fest has eyes that are too wide apart.
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This has to be a “men’s club” in Alaska, right?

1:37 pm March, 2 Taint Nuthin But A G-Thang said...

Hand tat should = “too desperate for attention,” but alas, some women just don’t see the signs.

1:47 pm March, 2 Medusa Oblongata said...

^ Beats the shit out of trying to fuck a harp seal, I suppose. Pesky Inuits always come along and ruin the moment.

1:50 pm March, 2 army (ret) douche said...

is hat tilt along the y axis a greater offense then that along the x?
Perhaps all thing in the world of douche are equal…

1:54 pm March, 2 army (ret) douche said...

Taint: it’s hard tosee the writting on the wall when it distracts you with a rocker…

2:50 pm March, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Her eyes are so far apart you could smack her in the face with a harp seal and each eye would be able to tell you how many whiskers were on each cheek. Of the seal. Of the seal.

2:52 pm March, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Her eyes are so far apart that when a reindeer strays off the migration route that is her forehead she can motion for it to get back on course with her other eye.

2:54 pm March, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Her eyes are so far apart she could be mounted on the front of airplanes to help them park more efficiently.
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Wait. What?

2:55 pm March, 2 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Her eyes are so far apart that she can see Russian from Sarah Palin’s house.

5:39 pm March, 2 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Yeah, like all night and all day he’ll follow Maryanne. Dude’s more likely to be siftin’ sand

6:05 pm March, 2 wolfram74 said...

Mutty’s a wigger , not a douche

8:37 pm March, 2 Stephanie said...

I was about the say the same thing,her eyes are far apart in an odd way. Sorta like an amphibian. As long as he loves her,what the hell do I care? Insert joke here.

8:45 pm March, 2 Doucheous Rufus said...

You can tell he’s all classy and stuff ‘cuz he’s got his pinkies extended.

8:47 pm March, 2 Doucheous Rufus said...

Her eyes are so far apart Bear Grylls decided to stay at a hotel when hiking over her brow ridge.

8:50 pm March, 2 Doucheous Rufus said...

Her eyes are so far apart she thinks Mutty’s got no mouth.

8:51 pm March, 2 Doucheous Rufus said...

Her eyes are so far apart they cause the Northern Lights.

8:53 pm March, 2 Doucheous Rufus said...

Her eyes are so far apart she can view a panaromic photo without the software.

10:28 pm March, 2 Steve L. said...

F for fail.

10:28 pm March, 2 Steve L. said...

or it could be an E. but i don’t care.

10:47 pm March, 2 Douche Springsteen said...

This dude has gone to the Bucky School of Hat Tilt. Impressive. It also looks like he is drinking Ecto Cooler flavor Hi-C in a plastic cup. Which probably explains why his hott is not top shelf.

3:36 am March, 3 psd-to-xhtml said...

The back on the right is igniting his table for some reason & the only gal at this sausage-fest has eyes that are too wide apart.

5:41 am March, 3 Tony Ventresca said...

Charles @12:27:
Indeed, but let’s not forget north Etobicoke and parts of Scarberia.

Vin @12:48:
Good eye. That’s exactly what I’m seeing.

6:32 am March, 3 Deltus said...

Her eyes are so far apart she no longer has stereo vision.
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Biology joke. Sorry.

3:43 am March, 4 Collaz B. Popped said...

Wiggers = autodouche.

That hat tilt is obscene.

5:20 am March, 4 Harley Parts said...

Straight up radiator liquid appears to be the new â bag drink, & yay animal prints are back in style!

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