Monday, March 7, 2011
Pinky Tuskadoucho
If there’s one way to demonstrate masculinity to a gaggle of bikini hotts, it ain’t pink hat tilt, and it ain’t pink wristdanna.
It’s pink dog-tags.
Hot Chicks With Douche Bags
PICTURES OF HOT CHICKS WITH TOTAL AND COMPLETE DOUCHEBAGS. WITH COMMENTARY.
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
- Mr. Biggs
- Vin Douchal
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- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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Very naughty back arch on the bleethy chink. Luke Perry sure can pull some tail. Maybe it’s Federline. Charlie?
The Asian bleeth/hott is wearing an Ed Hardy bikini and pointing at the douchebag. I’d say that leans her over to the bleeth side.
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I wouldn’t put that bleethiness past the rest of the ladies here, either.
Is red-top wearing those saltwater bags as a belt? Sheesh, what ugly bolt-ons. Actually, none of them qualify as a hott so my conclusion on this ensemble is “who cares?”.
Weegro assbaggery also known as Federlining makes weep and curse pop culture. Those are some skeevy looking bleeths. What a train wreck this picture is.
Belt? I thought they were flotation devices, or bolt on water wings.
Pink dogtags? I think we need to bring back “don’t ask, don’t tell” immediately.
might it also be paddling center jugs with a pink ping pong paddle…thwack, thwack, thwack?
This guy needs to be de-wormed. Bring on the bleach and gun powder. I know a trick…
Gays in the military is a huge hulabaloo, but this guy douchein’ up this nation’s whores isn’t? This fuckin’ country man.
Yeesh. Private Ryan just kicked that dude in the nads. And the local truck stop crack whore just called those chicks a pack of disgusting sluts. Case closed, where’s my lunch.
Pink Fink and the Four Bleeths
He’s being crucified against a Vegas balcony. He took a down payment of four loose pussied Whobags as a downpayment for 72 tattoed, silicon breasted virgins in bikinis on the other side.
Kid Rock doesn’t talk much about his younger brother, Whuthisnamegenericrockrapper Rock.
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All the same the boy parties with everything his 20% share of the cover charge will get him.
taint science
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aka, this guy is super fertile being that his taintness spans from head to toe
which always reminds me of this
@Medusa, you dropped me. Pert near spit out this last sip of piss warm coffee all over my screen. Thanks for the “guffaw.” Carry on.
Thanks to Jonezy for expanding my vocabulary. “Anogenital Distance”, or AGD for short. Beautiful.
I forgot to mention Pinky because I was blowing snot at Jonezy’s post.
Pinky, you think you are good at math, and I agree that 4 x 3 = 12.
While that works in the classroom, it doesn’t apply to poolside pickups. They’re still all threes, even if you bag all four of them.
So you are not all that, plus…..dude, pink. Get serious.
Jonezy, how’d you like to have that job ? Measuring dudes’ taints. Unemployment looks preferable.
Great.. I began petting my screen anticipating an incorrupt-boob or divine-suckle thigh being harbored in there somewhere and now need a frigging tetanus shot. Thanks Tuskadoucho!
Brenda Song sure has Bleethed-out quickly.
yea, I noticed the subjects were born post 1988, but I’m pretty sure my taint has grown at least 8-10 inches in my 30s.
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“well, son, I’m just going to stick this caliper right here between your testicles and anus. Please try not to squirm son”
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BEST.JOB.NEVER.
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and AGD most likely stands for Approximate Grundle Depth instead of whatever medical term they are pretending to use
These are the same skankslutbleethtards that run up to a DJ and request this (NSFW) and then stand around and bitch about how meatheads and guidos “don’t respect them” while Pinky here runs out and starts air humping himself silly like Charlie Sheen seeing his first piece of tiger-blood encrusted bag of cocaine. “Cause he’s a winner son!
where can you get a human colonic with bikini-clad onlookers? Vegas, baby, Vegas
I’m always confusing the crucifixion pose with the victory pose. Obviously, so is the douchebag. The broads, they never confuse the revelations pose when encased in boobalicious bikinis.
“Most Anvil to the Larynx Worthy?”
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Mix in some pull ups with your daily Axe enemas, clown.
His Mom in the red top has nice rackage. Lil’ Pinky needs to get to the gym. Tuts My Barreh has bigger guns.
i’m sure if someone forced him to have his chest hair dyed pink he’d commit suicide shortly thereafter.
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i just don’t know if there’s anyone willing to dye this guy’s chest hair pink. or dye his chest hair to start with.
In spite of the dazzling pilot, MTV’s “Hoof Arted?” series failed to get picked up mid-season.
Oh I’m sorry, you were saying something? I was busy with red bikini boobs.
And to think. Pot is illegal but pink dog tags are bought and sold freely.
It’s more of a “hot pink” – I believe fuschia is the color.
That makes me kinda gay but not as bad as a guy wearing 3 fuschia doucheccoutrements.
The local truck cease crack whore called those chicks a pack of disgusting sluts. Case closed, where âs my lunch.
Boss, I think the hott on the far right is giving you THE EYE.