Monday, March 7, 2011

Pinky Tuskadoucho

If there’s one way to demonstrate masculinity to a gaggle of bikini hotts, it ain’t pink hat tilt, and it ain’t pink wristdanna.

It’s pink dog-tags.

# posted by douchebag1
11:35 am March, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Very naughty back arch on the bleethy chink. Luke Perry sure can pull some tail. Maybe it’s Federline. Charlie?

11:41 am March, 7 Wheezer said...

The Asian bleeth/hott is wearing an Ed Hardy bikini and pointing at the douchebag. I’d say that leans her over to the bleeth side.
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I wouldn’t put that bleethiness past the rest of the ladies here, either.

11:47 am March, 7 Fatness said...

Is red-top wearing those saltwater bags as a belt? Sheesh, what ugly bolt-ons. Actually, none of them qualify as a hott so my conclusion on this ensemble is “who cares?”.

11:55 am March, 7 Et Tu Douche? said...

Weegro assbaggery also known as Federlining makes weep and curse pop culture. Those are some skeevy looking bleeths. What a train wreck this picture is.

12:11 pm March, 7 Anonymous said...

Belt? I thought they were flotation devices, or bolt on water wings.

12:12 pm March, 7 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Pink dogtags? I think we need to bring back “don’t ask, don’t tell” immediately.

12:17 pm March, 7 creature said...

might it also be paddling center jugs with a pink ping pong paddle…thwack, thwack, thwack?

12:17 pm March, 7 Taint Nuthin But A G-Thang said...

This guy needs to be de-wormed. Bring on the bleach and gun powder. I know a trick…

12:26 pm March, 7 Don't Ask, Don't Smell said...

Gays in the military is a huge hulabaloo, but this guy douchein’ up this nation’s whores isn’t? This fuckin’ country man.

12:33 pm March, 7 Medusa Oblongata said...

Yeesh. Private Ryan just kicked that dude in the nads. And the local truck stop crack whore just called those chicks a pack of disgusting sluts. Case closed, where’s my lunch.

12:34 pm March, 7 Claude Douchenbagger said...

Pink Fink and the Four Bleeths

12:48 pm March, 7 Vin Douchal said...

He’s being crucified against a Vegas balcony. He took a down payment of four loose pussied Whobags as a downpayment for 72 tattoed, silicon breasted virgins in bikinis on the other side.

12:53 pm March, 7 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Kid Rock doesn’t talk much about his younger brother, Whuthisnamegenericrockrapper Rock.
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All the same the boy parties with everything his 20% share of the cover charge will get him.

12:54 pm March, 7 jonezy said...

taint science
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aka, this guy is super fertile being that his taintness spans from head to toe

12:56 pm March, 7 jonezy said...

which always reminds me of this

1:26 pm March, 7 Taint Nuthin But A G-Thang said...

@Medusa, you dropped me. Pert near spit out this last sip of piss warm coffee all over my screen. Thanks for the “guffaw.” Carry on.

1:57 pm March, 7 Wedgie said...

Thanks to Jonezy for expanding my vocabulary. “Anogenital Distance”, or AGD for short. Beautiful.

1:59 pm March, 7 Wedgie said...

I forgot to mention Pinky because I was blowing snot at Jonezy’s post.
Pinky, you think you are good at math, and I agree that 4 x 3 = 12.
While that works in the classroom, it doesn’t apply to poolside pickups. They’re still all threes, even if you bag all four of them.
So you are not all that, plus…..dude, pink. Get serious.

2:01 pm March, 7 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Jonezy, how’d you like to have that job ? Measuring dudes’ taints. Unemployment looks preferable.

2:16 pm March, 7 banana hammock said...

Great.. I began petting my screen anticipating an incorrupt-boob or divine-suckle thigh being harbored in there somewhere and now need a frigging tetanus shot. Thanks Tuskadoucho!

2:27 pm March, 7 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Brenda Song sure has Bleethed-out quickly.

2:40 pm March, 7 jonezy said...

yea, I noticed the subjects were born post 1988, but I’m pretty sure my taint has grown at least 8-10 inches in my 30s.
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“well, son, I’m just going to stick this caliper right here between your testicles and anus. Please try not to squirm son”
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BEST.JOB.NEVER.
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and AGD most likely stands for Approximate Grundle Depth instead of whatever medical term they are pretending to use

3:32 pm March, 7 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

These are the same skankslutbleethtards that run up to a DJ and request this (NSFW) and then stand around and bitch about how meatheads and guidos “don’t respect them” while Pinky here runs out and starts air humping himself silly like Charlie Sheen seeing his first piece of tiger-blood encrusted bag of cocaine. “Cause he’s a winner son!

4:15 pm March, 7 creature said...

where can you get a human colonic with bikini-clad onlookers? Vegas, baby, Vegas

5:03 pm March, 7 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

I’m always confusing the crucifixion pose with the victory pose. Obviously, so is the douchebag. The broads, they never confuse the revelations pose when encased in boobalicious bikinis.

6:28 pm March, 7 soy bomb said...

“Most Anvil to the Larynx Worthy?”
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Mix in some pull ups with your daily Axe enemas, clown.

7:19 pm March, 7 Wedgie said...

His Mom in the red top has nice rackage. Lil’ Pinky needs to get to the gym. Tuts My Barreh has bigger guns.

7:25 pm March, 7 Steve L. said...

i’m sure if someone forced him to have his chest hair dyed pink he’d commit suicide shortly thereafter.
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i just don’t know if there’s anyone willing to dye this guy’s chest hair pink. or dye his chest hair to start with.

9:54 pm March, 7 DarkSock said...

In spite of the dazzling pilot, MTV’s “Hoof Arted?” series failed to get picked up mid-season.

11:25 pm March, 7 Mr. Biggs said...

Oh I’m sorry, you were saying something? I was busy with red bikini boobs.

11:26 pm March, 7 Mr. Biggs said...

And to think. Pot is illegal but pink dog tags are bought and sold freely.

3:33 am March, 8 Collaz B. Popped said...

It’s more of a “hot pink” – I believe fuschia is the color.

That makes me kinda gay but not as bad as a guy wearing 3 fuschia doucheccoutrements.

4:03 am March, 8 Harley Parts said...

The local truck cease crack whore called those chicks a pack of disgusting sluts. Case closed, where âs my lunch.

10:22 am March, 8 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Boss, I think the hott on the far right is giving you THE EYE.

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