Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Reader Mail: Frank Tags Some Funnelbags

Eagle-eyed Frank writes in:

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Subject: tri-bags and funnel flakes

this is actually a picture i found on facebook of a girl i (apparently, “used to” is appropriate here) know.

At first, i thought this seemed pretty run of the mill. chodes hanging off of little-miss about-to-be-violated, the disproportionate torsos. hell, leftie is even wearing affliction. this was too easy.

and then i saw the funnel. next to the off-brand frosted flakes. both of which are near the crumbling staircase. and suddenly this picture screams “frat boys” louder than an ecstatic bleethy cougar that’s “mistakenly” stumbled upon greek row after her personal record of jagerbombs.
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Good catch, Frank. While you had me at “off-brand frosted flakes,” the funnel is an excellent frat tag giveaway.

# posted by douchebag1
11:41 am March, 23 Wedgie said...

Do they use that funnel for hazing and horse-butt-peeing?

11:43 am March, 23 Wedgie said...

Someone told the guy on the left to tuck in his shirt. Very thorough. Good luck on the psych midterm, professor.

11:45 am March, 23 Et Tu Douche? said...

“Little-miss about-to-be-violated” Good one Frank I’m still chuckling about that.
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Another, clearer signifier would be the matching sweat bands wore up high on the forearms of the 2 on her left. Nothing says bromance then 2 dudes wearing identical sweat bands. Also notice the subtle t-shirt tuck by affliction bag.

11:47 am March, 23 Mocturnal Emissions said...

Nothin’ like a beer bong and generic cereal to start the day off right. Wait, you’re telling me this is a bad thing? What about margaritas and leftover name brand pizza? I can’t really clown on these guys for their nutritional habits, I’ve been told I have the palete of a UCLA Linebacker, but I can clown on the middle douche for sunglasses in doors and sweat wristband when no exercising is taking place. The outer two douches look like twins and the one on the right is wearing an upside down cross, so that means he’s the AntiChrist (you know, if you believe in Urban Legends).

11:57 am March, 23 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I have good news, Frank. That funnel is not for beer guzzling. Your cute little one-time friend is quite obviously having an anal cum funnel orgy. Usually there is another tube for the self felching. I’m sure it’s around somewhere.
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It’s an extra-extreme activity. Kinda like the UFC of Porn. Think of her as an athlete. But without clothes. Or dignity.
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Cheers!

11:58 am March, 23 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Funnel has a broom handle attached to it. Does that mean they sweep AND swallow at the same time?

12:00 pm March, 23 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I was sorta kidding until Et Tu mentioned the sweat bands. No I kinda think I wasn’t far from the mark.

12:01 pm March, 23 Vin Douchal said...

AfflictionDouche missed his chance to flash a white belt with a blinged out crown buckle. Douche.
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Middle and right dudes are way too happy considering the 3-1 ratio

12:03 pm March, 23 Mocturnal Emissions said...

@Whoopi-Di-Douche, that’s sounds like the perfect woman. She carries the load and then cleans up after.

12:06 pm March, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I likey the stretchy jeans. Dr Bunsen ?

12:09 pm March, 23 J Dahlmer said...

I came very close to bludgeoning my mom to death and stuffing her under the crawl space when she brought home a box of Apple Dapples instead of Apple Jacks.

12:18 pm March, 23 Merle Baggard said...

Ah, binge drinking. Good times.

12:18 pm March, 23 Mad Douchigan said...

I’m with you Vin Douchal, the classic “Buckle-Tuck” is a way over looked auto-bag giveaway. Even though this douche didn’t show off his New “Hardy-Belt” that he bought at the over priced mens clothing boutique, he is definitely Douche-tastic.

12:20 pm March, 23 Banana Hammock said...

what a cluster of clam swiffers

12:31 pm March, 23 Medusa Oblongata said...

Cereal bongs, fuck yeah. Who’s got time to chew in the morning?

12:47 pm March, 23 Stephanie said...

Dean Womer says “zero point zero”.

12:59 pm March, 23 Deltus said...

Frank, your used-to-know-her friend, little-miss about-to-be-violated? I’d still hit it like the fist of an angry god. She might yet be salvageable. If she wasn’t too tainted from the aforementioned violation. Boil her in bleach for a minute or so, and she might be good to go. And by “to go”, I mean hump like a rhesus monkey on a 3 day cocaine bender.

12:59 pm March, 23 Hermit said...

Every Friday night my dearly departed Grandmother would douche with a quart of apple cider, a full cup of Epsom Salts and box of Old Fashioned Quaker Oats forced down a funnel and garden hose with an air compressor.
I’m sure Quaker Oats could be substituted with generic Frosted Flakes.

1:01 pm March, 23 Wedgie said...

Speaking of Dean Wormer, those guys look suspiciously like “Fat, Drunk & Stupid”. Which, as we learned from the good Dean, is no way to go through life.
Son.

1:02 pm March, 23 Hermit said...

Remember what Tony the Tiger always says, about Generic Frosted Flakes:

“They’rrrrrrrrre……………………………………………………………………………………….o.k.”

1:03 pm March, 23 Vin Douchal said...

Hey folks, here’s a way to end your day ( because you won’t be able to finish anything from here on out) :br>
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Giant Page of Ass Pears
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Page with lots of cameltoe photos

1:03 pm March, 23 Stephanie said...

I meant Dean Womer,fucking keyboard.

1:15 pm March, 23 Mocturnal Emissions said...

Fucking Hermit FTW @ 12:59pm AND 1:02p.

1:20 pm March, 23 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Very nice site Vin. Some of those close-up pear shots were a little too close up, but still an excellent way to waste some time at work. Carry on, my good man.

1:46 pm March, 23 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Excellent Vin, I liked the inclusion of Kari Sweets, though I think she has even better pics out there.

2:56 pm March, 23 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Rev Chad
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I caught you in previous pic. Please check your email.

4:28 pm March, 23 Wedgie said...

Fuccen Vin how am I supposed to get any work done now?

11:16 pm March, 26 abudabush said...

is a frat boy always a douche?

1:26 am April, 1 zharayzharay154 said...

hahaha I went to high school with the ones on the outside.

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