Wednesday, March 9, 2011
Reader Mail: Jason Adler is Unclear on the Concept
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Many of the stores we work with are looking for bags like yours but they need better pricing. Can you offer discounts if larger orders are placed?
If you can wholesale your products would be a good fit. For more info go to http://www.sellbeyond.com/sellers.php We guarantee sales.
Sincerely,
Jason Adler
Director of Merchandising
SellBeyond
21520 Yorba Linda Blvd, Suite G
Yorba Linda, CA 92887
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Any warehouse to ship ‘bags in large discount orders would have to be established in Long Island.
And by ship ‘bags, I mean overseas. Preferably to a small island without internet service or females.
Meanwhile, we need him to ship those ladies to me for saving. Oh yes, to me.
That skull on his belt buckle is busy fellating a Chapstick™.
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He’s usually busy fellating a chap’s stick.
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Right Hott’s fishnet can catch my HamTrout.
I dunno. The dollars roughly stuffed into her waistband and bodice speak of a long night of Bud Lite, peer pressure, and repressed memories. The sort of toxic cocktail of circumstances that can quickly devolve into a Texas-style middle school gang rape.
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What, too soon?
Yorgey Suckamakakov is swole until the scirrosis kills him or he sent to the gulag for douche offences against the state. In communist Russia the girl fucks you.
@ DarkSock
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HamTrout? Those look more like gillnets, which are best suited for larger, more commercially sought after
semenseafood sources.I’d still let her sauce my one-eyed flounder.
I’d let her electrify my eel.
The two hookers in that pic guarantee sales too, Jason. And I trust them more than anyone from Yorba Linda, or as it’s known by its original Indian name, Herpa Linda.
I’d totally eviscerate and feed on the fleshy interior of her carcass with my microfibrous slime secreting hagfish.
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Wait, what?
Jason Adler, I admire your hutzpah. But you’re gonna need a bigger wherehouse, a crap ton of Goose, and more Jesus bling than the Vatican to properly house all of the bags featured on this site. Perhaps you would be better suited for alpaca farming or pushing penis enhancement drugs. I await your next entrepyramidal venture with much anticipation.
Sincerely,
SharpStick N’ Eye
5150 Killmenow Wy.
Areyoufuckingkiddingme, CA 96969
Ah, the ubiq red cup.
Douche in the picture looks like he’s busting a nut trying to hold up 20 – 25 lbs of hott legs. Really? Really? His fuccen belt buckle looks like it weighs more. Is this the first successful graft of an octopus arm to a human? Is he using only sucker power? Did someone beat his torso with a bag of nickels and that’s why he’s having trouble? What a fuccen puss!
My eyes are entangled in those fishnets.
Semi-hott blonde appears to be lactating money. Now THAT is a freaking superpower. Suck it Hayden Penitentiary or whatever your name is. Only two super powers make any sense whatsoever. Super deepthoat ability. And excreting money from your body. QED.
@McCrudeshoes. Word.
^^She evidently shits money, too. Even better…no need to wait for those pregger times.
I have this recurring fantasy where Jason Adler is offering me discounted garbage bags while standing naked from the waist down in the Home Depot rest room. Two healthy fifteen-year- old Honduran day laborers are rubbing his kneecaps with paint thinner and doorknob hardware.
Let me try this one more time for the holiest of days, Ass Wednesday:
It’s not gay, it’s really quite beautiful.
Frick.
@Organic Alpaca Nutrition, no, its definitely gay. And HomeDepoterotic.
@McCrudeshoes, keep at it. I’m sure whatever you have for us will be mind bending at best, and mind erasing at worst. Maybe you could take a computer class at the local community college with the other seniors and get this show on the road a little bit faster. Just suggestin’.
@SStick,
Good idea. Do you think they take food stamps?
@McCrudeZapatos, I’m not sure. You’ld think I would know too having spent 6 years at one. Too bad Community Colleges don’t hand out PhDs.
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Maybe you could just watch through a window. Dress up like a shrub though.
When I wuz a kid, douchebags were just hot water bottles with a hose and a douchenozzle instead of an enema nozzle. Oh, they came with both, mind you, and I’d recommend the corner drugstore, if yer seriously interested, for supplier info
Jason.
Son.
nuke Yorba Linda from orbit.
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that is all.
Who’s ready to make some questionable life choices? Please form an orderly line to the right of the keg.
I cant believe the Land of Gracious Living made it onto HCwDB!
Sometimes I am surprised by my own state of perpetual adolescence: I am still laughing at “Yorgey Suckamakakov.”
The second dumbest guy to come out of Yorba Linda. Nixon’s hometown. Nuff’ said.
I can’t stop chortling about “Yorgey Suckamakakov” either.
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Hell it’s been 2 years and I’m still giggling about Mr. White’s “I’d steal Vicodin from her purse and sneak out the window” comment.
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Where’s BCS?
“Many of the stores we work with are looking for bags like yours but they need better pricing. Can you offer discounts if larger orders are placed?”
dunno’ DB1, i thought you offered nothing but the very cheapest of bags here, but i am rather shocked that there’s such a demand… larger orders? oh, i see, i think he wants more of those photos where there’s a LOT of bags at once, like frat parties and stuff, i think i prefer the waldouche type of photos where i have to kinda’ work to find the bags… my name is jason too and you can keep the bags, i was just wonding if you have pear available in larger orders, if you could wholesale me some pear it would be a great fit… for my cock… i’m okay with the price, quality totally counts in my book…