Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Sorority Cynthia Made a Bad Choice for Spring Break


Sorry Cynthia. Should’ve gone with your besties to Cabo rather than Tijuana with Mike. The lice will take months to delouse. The crabs, even longer.

# posted by douchebag1
2:20 pm March, 16 Vin Douchal said...

Questionable hott, undeniable Douchebag.

2:28 pm March, 16 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Where does the artwork stop and the yutz begin?

2:32 pm March, 16 The Minister Scott Stapp said...

???????????
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For the low price of $39.99 she can order The R Minister Scott Stapps “Wonder Crab Remover”.
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Son.

2:36 pm March, 16 Wedgie said...

If that guy’s name is “Mike”, then mine is Jamaal. And itchy buggas are gonna be the least of her problems if she let’s him give her the verga of doom.

2:37 pm March, 16 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Would have captioned that one “gaybag pedro puts the big heart-on to cynthia”

2:45 pm March, 16 soy bomb said...

One of Picasso’s most underrated works: Still Life With Scrote Stain and Pseudo-Hott.

2:52 pm March, 16 Et Tu Douche? said...

The pained expression on her face says a lot and by a lot I mean what the fuck am I doing here sitting on Miguelitos lap.
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Art on the walls reminds me of Picasso’s “Blue” period, however instead of hallucinogenic absinthe causing people to slowly lose their minds this looks like cheap rot gut tequila causing Cynthia to lose what’s left of her dignity.

3:11 pm March, 16 Cabo San Pukeass said...

Is he wearing pleather pants? And not to be mean but, her face looks like one of the ones painted on the wall. Miguel es uno bago de gayo tambien. This pic is as awkward as it is sad.

3:24 pm March, 16 Deltus said...

The walls are freakin’ me out, man. THEY’RE FREAKIN’ ME OUT!!

3:37 pm March, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

This chick is totally desperate. It is painted all over her face. (see what I did there?) She wasn’t able to pick up a piece of doucheslime like any of her besties at the beach so she had to drag Pablo out of the kitchen, scream INS in his face, conduct a confusing “interview” with him considering they ARE in Mexico, and then document it by having her sit in his lap and wave a box of chocolates in front of her. At least that’s what she told him using her second semester Spanish.

5:46 pm March, 16 Bob Mcadouche said...

Because the mail-order husband idea looked so much better in the brochure Cynthia. Even the mural is weeping for you.

6:07 pm March, 16 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

It could well be said that she got his hair’s attention.

6:09 pm March, 16 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Millions and millions of inhabitats in MExico, and this is the best they could come up with so-called “mural art?”
Diego Rivera is rolling over in his titty-caca.

7:04 pm March, 16 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

“I don’t know how they do things down in Juarez but here in Idaho we have a little something called pride”

7:12 pm March, 16 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Step 1) Box of chocolate
Step 2) ???
Step 3) Green Card!!!!

9:08 pm March, 16 fatness said...

Geez….these kids can’t do anything right.
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It’s Las Vegas WEDDING.
Mexican DIVORCE.

11:00 pm March, 16 Wheezer said...

If he were straight, then her ass would be in his crotch and not off to the side.
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Biological fact.

11:13 pm March, 16 Stephanie said...

The local art students aren’t always the best choice for an eatery’s walls.

12:21 am March, 17 Motorcycle Accessories said...

Her face looks like one of the ones painted on the wall. Miguel es uno bago de gayo tambien. This pic is as awkward as it is mournful.

7:28 am March, 17 DarkSock said...

Shiny happy people

8:44 am March, 17 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

I gotta say notta. They look like they’re in love.
Sorta.

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