Friday, March 4, 2011

The Burpbag Squeezes

Every Pool Has One.

One of the easiest tags to identify, the Burpbag can be observed in some form of physical expression of bodily function.

Either popping a squat, regurgitating or doing his taxes in pantomimic form.

Reese Booberspoon may have dominatrix features, but her enhanced curves call to me like a sirenical breastal Greek myth.

And so I pooch with pensive aplomb and without will to resist.

# posted by douchebag1
11:22 am March, 4 Wheezer said...

Wow, Jessica Simpson can sure pull some…..wait a minute…..

11:32 am March, 4 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Playful Reese stole the Burpbag’s kite string and crocheted her bikini out of it. That’s right, it’s a string bikini. Reese didn’t realize the Burbpag was otherly abled, and had tied the other end of the string to his left nut. Now his left nut is in her kite-string g-string. It’s not as terrible as it seems, because he makes the most amusing quacking noise when she squeezes her cheeks together.

11:33 am March, 4 I R A Darth Aggie said...

She reminds me of Tricia Helfer, the smoking Cylon chick.

11:37 am March, 4 ¿Comó se dice, douchebag en español? said...

^Nice McCrudeshoes.
Reese Witherbone, looks like she could crush that idiot. Why isn’t she doing it and why aren’t there pictures of that?

11:41 am March, 4 Wedgie said...

Today must be national boobies day. Let’s celebrate by viewing these three boobies.

11:42 am March, 4 Et Tu Douche? said...

Ah thee ole leg hump, I had a dog that used to do that. Trash can to the head worthy is the Burpbag.

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Oh and boobies, Son!!!!

11:49 am March, 4 Vin Douchal said...

Corkey just shot a load in his britches. Then he jumped in the pool to wash ’em off.

11:55 am March, 4 banana hammock said...

Butter Face… and I’d man- butter them cans

11:56 am March, 4 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Ms. Booberspoon held her come hither smile just long enough for the picture. Then her knee was thrust into Burpbag’s tiny nut sack. Burpbag exhaled, and faintly “Mommy” was heard.

11:56 am March, 4 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This might be a stretch, but with no other outward signs of doucheitude, is it possible this guy is just being a big silly-pants and clowning it up for the picture? Not that I’m in a charitable mood today before I start guzzling bourbon, I’m just sayin’…

12:24 pm March, 4 Condouchious said...

@DoucheyWallnuts: actually I see the faint sign of chinpube under his lip. Also those sunglasses are fairly douchey IMO.

12:34 pm March, 4 Wheezer said...

I’m off to work – you fuccen dead ghey hatters enjoy the Ass Pear!

12:34 pm March, 4 Claude Douchenbagger said...

decent boobage, indecent hat tilt

12:34 pm March, 4 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

What’s wrong with Doug?
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There’s a commotion in front of him, the most compelling part of being Reese Booberspoon’s Right Booberspoonage straining valiantly against the fabric of her bikini. Not to mention some douche’s bag on her thigh, and his thumb nearly disappearing into Reese’s butter cup.
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Behind him, a trio of hard bodied hotts loiter prettily. Just waiting for some stud to entertain them so that they can giggle and jiggle.
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But Doug is too engrossed in his DS and GTA: Chinatown Wars to notice. No, restarting is not going to save Ling Shan. Give it up.
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So I have to ask, what’s wrong with Doug?

12:46 pm March, 4 Taint Nuthin But A G-Thang said...

@Douchey Walnuts, Burpbag here just got out of county lock up for his sixth offense of “Urinating In Public.” He deserves Mock, and a slap to the face with a large, rotting yellowfin tuna to remind him, “leave the tourists alone.”

10:49 pm March, 4 DarkSock said...

He’s peeing ON her butt.
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Fail.

12:41 am March, 5 Motorcycle Mirrors said...

Her knee was thrust in to Burpbagâs small nut sack. Burpbag exhaled, and faintly â Mommy was heard.

6:39 am March, 5 G said...

Looks like Dougie is trying to push out the SPW his douche friend left behind an hour earlier.

6:40 am March, 5 G said...

after a frantic fisting session, of course…

11:25 am March, 5 Stephanie said...

Humping a woman’s leg like a dog? Chihuahua.

2:01 pm March, 5 Steve L. said...

any minute now and his colon will be a fecal howitzer.

10:49 am March, 8 Paul said...

Happy 30th Aaron! Hope Mission Beach is full of “good times” for yah! Your sisters are hotter than this girl, where are they? They should rename this “hot chicks with meatmen.” Party hard, its fat Tuesday in Diego! Show your …. beads!

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