Tuesday, March 8, 2011

The Poos Brothers

They’re on a mission from Chabad.

As to the hottness that is Terézia, I have one thing to say:

Dear Budapest. Thank you for your young women in poverty and without scruples.

# posted by douchebag1
7:35 am March, 8 Bigphatnotadouche said...

Their skin is as pale as the hats. I wish I could be styling like those tools.

I will give extra attention to Terezia and gladly check her immagration staus.

9:22 am March, 8 Southern Scrotic said...

Her belly button seems really, really high.

9:23 am March, 8 Taint Nuthin But A G-Thang said...

She is gorgeous. Pure, unadulterated hott. Pert near Hall of Hott worthy hott. That hott. Her curves are the caffeine in my coffee. The heat in my Sriracha. The peat smoke in my single malt.
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Choad breath, on the other hand, needs to have his chest tattoo removed with a hand held electric sander (more painful than just sand blasting him).

9:48 am March, 8 Wheezer said...

Wow, Terézia…..I may be in love. Or lust.
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Be right back…..

9:58 am March, 8 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Poor Douche who Holds Bottle. He is this trio’s John Cryer. The hurt in his face is palpable.
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And I’m okay with that.
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The heat in her thighs is also palpable. Keep going Jebus bling, keep going. You’ll get to the holy triangle eventually.

9:58 am March, 8 Et Tu Douche? said...

Oh Terézia how I would like to slurp some goulash sprinkled with paprika off of your taut tummy and then dope slap the hats off of the Festrunk bro’s.

10:00 am March, 8 Anonymous said...

Oh Terezia, let me sing unto thee, Hail Mary Full of Grace!! Let me bless your womb with my seed!!

I love rosaries!!

10:03 am March, 8 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Scrote is either standing in the kiddy pool or lost his lower legs to a fairly aggressive fungus brought on by sharing Crocs and Uggz with a fingerless bartender at the Pure nightclub who kept giving his free shots that were oddbly gritty but nonetheless potent and tasty.

10:04 am March, 8 Vin Douchal said...

Dear Budapest,
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Bratislava has better museums and their paprika is to die for. Bleeth away , Terézia, someday we’ll see your “Double-Jointed Knuckle Taint Stroke” at Hungarian Massage.com

10:05 am March, 8 Vin Douchal said...

Speaking of Charlie Sheen mashups..
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10:17 am March, 8 DarkSock said...

Her navel is rather high.
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I can live with that.

10:26 am March, 8 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Only one small quibble about Terézia: less cloth in your bikini. Otherwise, I approve.
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Except for the choad you’re surrounded by.

10:27 am March, 8 DarkSock said...

Todd’s scalp fire was spotted too late; he suffered a structural collapse 12 minutes later.

10:30 am March, 8 Et Tu Douche? said...

@ Vin D
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Thanks for the Sheen mashup, got a good chuckle out of that.

10:39 am March, 8 Douchble Helix said...

Check your Talmud, DB1, no tat-Jews.

10:40 am March, 8 Mr. White said...

Given that most of my family is from Hungary and many still reside there, it’s possible that Terezia and I are cousins.
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But I’d still hit it. She’s that hott.

11:16 am March, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Uh yeah. She’s not with us. We’re on a mission for cocck.”

11:28 am March, 8 Wedgie said...

White hat, white belt, white watch, white undies, white skin.
See a shrink. Drink some bleach.
Then we all are winning.

11:29 am March, 8 Daggerbagger' said...

They both look like smarmy miniature Paul Rudd’s. Her ample bosom and genuine smile contrasts strongly against the pointless chest-piece tatt and gay designer sunglasses.

Immigrant hotties, often naive, regularly fall to the advances of the douche. And with little more than an uttered ‘Suup’ or ‘hey where you from gurl’. This causes me great pain

11:52 am March, 8 Power Through It said...

Remember when everyone used to make fun of Used Car Salesman attire, i.e. plaid pants, white accesories, cheesy smile, Panama hat. Yeah well, I guess the douchebags didn’t get the memo. The one on right angers me the most. Must be the shit eating grin and stupid tatt. Maria Consuela, vamanos a la biblioteca ahora!

12:04 pm March, 8 Medusa Oblongata said...

Look closely. These two are brothers. Twins. Identical twins. Sweet jesus, these nasty sows are shitting them out two at a time now.
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Terezia, I’m gonna have to see your papers. And by papers, I mean tits.

12:52 pm March, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Terezia makes me hanker for my buddy Rob’s chicken paprikash. These guys say “Money” a lot.

3:03 pm March, 8 bflak said...

Dude looks a lot like James Franco doesn’t it? Is that him?

4:12 pm March, 8 SharpStick N' Eye said...

^yeah bflak, that’s definitely him. After hosting the Oscars he thought he would head on down to South Amexico and pound some foreign religious poon. That’s Ann Hathaway topless in the back too. You’re a regular Jimmy Colombo, aren’t you bflak?

5:40 pm March, 8 Steve L. said...

BUDAPEST FOR GIRL NEXT DOOR HOTT OF 2011.
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er wait no…

5:42 pm March, 8 DarkSock said...

I’d be her Booty-Pest

8:56 pm March, 8 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

She’s got the boobies.
They’re the pests.

8:59 pm March, 8 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

I gotta hand it to Elwood: That white hat and black band make a great ensemble with the white underwear and black tie-strings….and the sunglass stems.

9:00 pm March, 8 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Dey be the Poo Brothers…her boobies, dey be the Blues Sisters,

9:06 pm March, 8 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

The mist in the right background is
a) steam heat from the Hott
b) fartwhistle fizzle
c) fresh poo manure cow-pie right out of the “oven”
d) the breath of the Horny Jini after someone rubbed his LAMP
(where IS that LAMP, anyway? long time, NO SEE)

11:50 pm March, 8 Motorcycle Mirrors said...

I would like to slurp some goulash sprinkled with paprika off of your taut tummy and then dope slap the hats off of the Festrunk broâ’s.

5:18 am March, 9 Collaz B. Popped said...

Yeah,,,upon further review – she is totally edible.

7:07 am March, 9 Deltus said...

If her only flaw is a high belly button, I can live with that. And by live with that, I mean I’m spanking it like a rhesus monkey on a triple espresso.

8:35 am March, 9 Stephanie said...

A matched set of douches. Dumb bookends.

10:33 pm March, 10 Steve Zodiak said...

This local faggot club has stupid white hats, jerkoff sunglasses, and plaid underwear for the club uniform. The hott is out of place with these two queers.

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