Tuesday, March 29, 2011

The White Shadow

You know who doesn’t approve of The White Shadow’s greased up Miami Beach macking on part time model, Tatanja?

Bobby and Frankie. Who just wanted a beer.

And Snoop Dog. Who just wants to act on your TV in peace.

# posted by douchebag1
11:48 am March, 29 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

That no smoking sign is in Spanish. I can only assume this was taken in some South American country that was once sympathetic to the Nazis. While the crimes commited by the White Shadow may not be as sever as those commited by his Arian forefathers he deserves equally to be hung by piano wire.

11:50 am March, 29 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

She on the other hand might be 15. That’s only do-able if she’s good at keeping secrets.

11:58 am March, 29 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

In Vegas, I’m known for my white suits…but they’re not so tight, or so bright white, and I don’t play pocket pool when I wear them.

12:02 pm March, 29 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Attention Douche. Miami Vice ended in 1989. and it looks like you pissed yourself.

12:02 pm March, 29 Crottenham said...

The dark sunglasses indoors finish the look…….this one could be a keeper for douche of the month!

12:06 pm March, 29 Mockotini said...

Is this Crockett or Tubbs? Which one was the incontinent one?

12:10 pm March, 29 Et Tu Douche? said...

Tatanja has some smoking hot legs and shit and by shit I mean she has what looks to be a nice pear.

12:13 pm March, 29 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

The first two lines of this verse sums it up for me…
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Well, if you told me you were drowning
I would not lend a hand
I’ve seen your face before my friend
But I don’t know if you know who I am
Well, I was there and I saw what you did
I saw it with my own two eyes
So you can wipe off the grin, I know where you’ve been
It’s all been a pack of lies

12:16 pm March, 29 Vin Douchal said...

That uneven facial tanning shit looks like he was wearing a yamulke while golfing or a beanie with a propellor on top.
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Her nicely toned thighs give notice that she can squat the shitouttava cocck, and shit . Son

12:23 pm March, 29 jonezy said...

the movie roles that James Woods is taking these days are a far cry from his best performances of the past.
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fuck. I think I just had a flashback.

12:23 pm March, 29 DarkSock said...

I would finger a rabid tiger’s superficial stab wound while wearing a salami garter belt just for the chance to make a burrito out of the vinyl top of the bar stool she sat on, stuffed with the floor sweepings from the bar that night.
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While Pat Sajak looked on disapprovingly.

12:44 pm March, 29 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Actually this douche is part of the cast of a new show called, “Miami Lice.” He plays the part of Mr. Nits. Under the cast list her name is just listed as, “Bleeeeeeeth.”
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http://www.livingwithbugs.com/lice_nits.html

12:55 pm March, 29 Wedgie said...

Buys his bleach in quantity at Costco.

12:57 pm March, 29 smackdouche said...

All that whiteness and snoop dogg is on the television. There’s a joke there somewhere, but damned if I’m finding it.

1:02 pm March, 29 Anonymous said...

A Depends undergarment might have saved the day. Instead, everyone knows he pished his pants.

1:04 pm March, 29 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

If they had Mexican for dinner he should be very careful not to pick his ass in that white suit.
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Not that I would know anything about that.
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And she can pick her ass in that clingy dress as often and as much as she’d like.

1:09 pm March, 29 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Part time model? She might as well carry a bull-horn so she can announce that she’s a pay to play. Cockette here better not get out of line. Unless I miss my guess her Russian pimp will be nearby, as nasty as a T-Rex and twice as ugly.

1:10 pm March, 29 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

When she sits down on a bar stool and just before she crosses her legs a glorious beam of heavenly transcendent light escapes from under the hem of her dress. And everywhere it goes, and everything it touches, explodes in an intoxicating profusion of exotic flowers, soft furry animals, butterflies, sparkly glitter, and the sweet aroma of strawberries, saphron, and vagina.

And somewhere in Burbank a 60-year-old gay music writer pens another award winning song for a Disney cartoon.

1:13 pm March, 29 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

If she rubbed her thigh up against my leg like that you’d be able to wring out my pants, store the jizz in barrels, and repopulate the entire planet after the coming Douchepocalypse.

1:18 pm March, 29 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Crack addled Man from Glad sure can pull some hotts, with an assist from a fist full of Washingtons.

7:17 pm March, 29 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Peter Ustinov finally lost all the weight, ditched the hat and got the slim chick, but in the process left all his great repartee behind.

7:55 pm March, 29 nice shoes lets fuck said...

The only thing gayer than being James Woods is trying to look like James Woods…but damn, that is one of the hottest broads ive seen on HCwDB…

9:08 pm March, 29 Stephanie said...

Deserves a water balloon filled with cum.

9:18 pm March, 29 Mockotini said...

^But that’s way worse than one filled with urine!

9:41 pm March, 29 hp coupon code said...

The vinyl top of the bar chair they sat on, stuffed with the floor sweepings from the bar that night.

5:35 am March, 30 The Dude said...

I’d be willing to sacrifice my $24 strawberry daiquiri and throw it on the White Shadow, even though I don’t covet the barling nuzzling up to his pant leg.

9:12 am March, 30 Tony Ventresca said...

MC900 @ 12:13… Why was Collins capable of creating songs like that and then churned out lite pop songs by the dozen?

5:22 pm March, 30 PooshDouche said...

I did not know that Dee Snider and Nicolas Cage had a love child.

1:22 am April, 1 Elwood Blues said...

I remember when my sister in law looked like that. She was 17. And I drooled like a sloppy Labrador every time she walked through the room.

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