Sunday, March 20, 2011
Vaguely Immigrant Old Man Frolic
In this case, “The Situation” is just mild sciatica and clogged arteries.
Yeah whaddaya want. It’s a slow Sunday.
(Although check out cute Baby Frolic at :23)
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At no point did he fall backward into the overly-doilied display case of bullshit? I feel ripped off.
I don’t know who dubbed house music over footage of an old man having a grand mal siezure but they should be ashamed.
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And congratulated.
Holy shit, that’s a shitload of doilies! Really? The TV needs a doily? Ten bucks says their kitchen is totally cozied and their bathroom has carpet on the toilet seat cover, with matching Kleenex cozy. This house is an erection free zone people. Dancing is the only thing Gramps has left to express himself.
Hasan, you go ahead and enjoy that notta pass – keep on entertaining the kids with those silly antics!
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But the moment your collar pops or your remaining hair spikes, you are scrote. But somehow I doubt this will happen.
A flatscreen and a tube TV? With a doilie on it?
OPA! Theolidis was never the same after the shame of unbloodied sheets the day of his daughter’s wedding.
I enjoyed that and by enjoyed I mean I got a good chuckle out of it.
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I wholeheartedly concur with Wheezer’s comment @9:04
I’m not feeling this song. It ‘s not giving me the fever. I need more doily!
The leg sweep over the disinterested kid at the end is the best. Look alive junior! Your gramps is awesome.
doilies are great. I love doilies. My TV has doily and a philodendron growing in/on it. Not plugged in to anything. I like propping my head up in bed and watching my TV.
I’m going to have my heart attack in bed, not doing what this guy is doing. Although if there were little kids waddling around, I might consider performing my version of STOMP!
Cranky. I’m just cranky. go ‘way. 🙂
That Mr. Whipple can sure bust a move.
Finally, we see where the Situation stole all his moves.
And bonus doilies. Geez, I miss gramma Wedgie.
As the fast-moving shoe nearly decapitated his sibling, Kalib’s bowels let loose a stream of projectile diarrhea tainted with fear and soy milk, his Huggies® filled to overflowing, the foul excrement running down his high chair and on to the neatly-scrubbed Parkay floor.
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Later that day, Grandpa’s seizure proved fatal.
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There was much weeping and gnashing of teeth as mourners passed by his doily-draped coffin.
what is it about doilies that so fascinates this guy?
@Dude 10:09a, We get it, you seriously really love doilies.
I hereby dub that dance “The Doily”. So mote it be.
Grampa’s truck stop restroom secret was another life; but the numerous doilies were a tangible and poignant reminder of the anonymous wet bliss at the other end of the doily-emblazoned stall hole.
Glory hole-le-lujah, that dude can doily frolic!
This house is an erection free zone people. Dancing is the only thing Gramps has left to express himself.
i wanna’ see him battle DJ Pauly D at the club, loser buys the winner bottle service, time for gramps to run with the goose…. get snooki to take him shopping for some ed hardy and take him in for a faux or a blowout, this guys not living up to his potential… or maybe he is… maybe he’s not grandpa, those are his bastard sons from all the hotts he macks at the club, crushing it on the reg if you will… GET SOME, HASAN!!!!!!
this video disturbed my dog
Damn you DB1, I told you that video was private!
What am I gonna use now to impress the hotties at Sun City Anthem?
I bet this guy invites all his bros over for dual screen NFL on Sunday….. or goat fucking- whatever their national sport is there.
He looks like a fucking wind up toy!
Sometimes, doilies can be a good thing.
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://s2.thisnext.com/media/largest_dimension/DC03D0CA.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.thisnext.com/tag/signature-sophisticated-crochet-collection/&usg=__XiSuXdHNbeyPlCfAF7E3KESAy-4=&h=300&w=300&sz=17&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=GAqIiEkrSbmREM:&tbnh=148&tbnw=157&ei=mbCHTZ62LcXUgQentMzXCA&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ddoily%2Bsuits%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Dactive%26sa%3DN%26biw%3D1259%26bih%3D818%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=288&oei=hLCHTcbpKYK-tgfZ9Ky-BA&page=1&ndsp=25&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0&tx=84&ty=85
Best of all is the horse for you to pee in after you finish going about your business.
I congratulate you sir. As your lack of inhibitions to make fun of yourself makes it abundantly clear that downing a few beers with you at a local pub would be a blast!