Sunday, March 20, 2011

Vaguely Immigrant Old Man Frolic

In this case, “The Situation” is just mild sciatica and clogged arteries.

Yeah whaddaya want. It’s a slow Sunday.

(Although check out cute Baby Frolic at :23)

# posted by douchebag1
8:35 am March, 20 Ted Brogan said...

At no point did he fall backward into the overly-doilied display case of bullshit? I feel ripped off.

8:41 am March, 20 DarkSock said...

I don’t know who dubbed house music over footage of an old man having a grand mal siezure but they should be ashamed.
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And congratulated.

8:56 am March, 20 Doily Parton said...

Holy shit, that’s a shitload of doilies! Really? The TV needs a doily? Ten bucks says their kitchen is totally cozied and their bathroom has carpet on the toilet seat cover, with matching Kleenex cozy. This house is an erection free zone people. Dancing is the only thing Gramps has left to express himself.

9:04 am March, 20 Wheezer said...

Hasan, you go ahead and enjoy that notta pass – keep on entertaining the kids with those silly antics!
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But the moment your collar pops or your remaining hair spikes, you are scrote. But somehow I doubt this will happen.

9:04 am March, 20 Sir Boo said...

A flatscreen and a tube TV? With a doilie on it?

9:09 am March, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

OPA! Theolidis was never the same after the shame of unbloodied sheets the day of his daughter’s wedding.

9:10 am March, 20 Et Tu Douche? said...

I enjoyed that and by enjoyed I mean I got a good chuckle out of it.
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I wholeheartedly concur with Wheezer’s comment @9:04

9:11 am March, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’m not feeling this song. It ‘s not giving me the fever. I need more doily!

9:38 am March, 20 soy bomb said...

The leg sweep over the disinterested kid at the end is the best. Look alive junior! Your gramps is awesome.

10:09 am March, 20 The Dude said...

doilies are great. I love doilies. My TV has doily and a philodendron growing in/on it. Not plugged in to anything. I like propping my head up in bed and watching my TV.

I’m going to have my heart attack in bed, not doing what this guy is doing. Although if there were little kids waddling around, I might consider performing my version of STOMP!

Cranky. I’m just cranky. go ‘way. 🙂

10:23 am March, 20 Hermit said...

That Mr. Whipple can sure bust a move.

10:48 am March, 20 Wedgie said...

Finally, we see where the Situation stole all his moves.
And bonus doilies. Geez, I miss gramma Wedgie.

11:18 am March, 20 Hermit said...

As the fast-moving shoe nearly decapitated his sibling, Kalib’s bowels let loose a stream of projectile diarrhea tainted with fear and soy milk, his Huggies® filled to overflowing, the foul excrement running down his high chair and on to the neatly-scrubbed Parkay floor.
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Later that day, Grandpa’s seizure proved fatal.
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There was much weeping and gnashing of teeth as mourners passed by his doily-draped coffin.

11:48 am March, 20 tall guy said...

what is it about doilies that so fascinates this guy?

1:11 pm March, 20 Doily Parton said...

@Dude 10:09a, We get it, you seriously really love doilies.

5:28 pm March, 20 Deltus said...

I hereby dub that dance “The Doily”. So mote it be.

9:55 pm March, 20 DarkSock said...

Grampa’s truck stop restroom secret was another life; but the numerous doilies were a tangible and poignant reminder of the anonymous wet bliss at the other end of the doily-emblazoned stall hole.

10:59 pm March, 20 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Glory hole-le-lujah, that dude can doily frolic!

2:43 am March, 21 24 hour Plumbing said...

This house is an erection free zone people. Dancing is the only thing Gramps has left to express himself.

4:00 am March, 21 my friends call me @$$hole said...

i wanna’ see him battle DJ Pauly D at the club, loser buys the winner bottle service, time for gramps to run with the goose…. get snooki to take him shopping for some ed hardy and take him in for a faux or a blowout, this guys not living up to his potential… or maybe he is… maybe he’s not grandpa, those are his bastard sons from all the hotts he macks at the club, crushing it on the reg if you will… GET SOME, HASAN!!!!!!

7:22 am March, 21 Tanath said...

this video disturbed my dog

9:41 am March, 21 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

Damn you DB1, I told you that video was private!

What am I gonna use now to impress the hotties at Sun City Anthem?

10:14 am March, 21 jonezy said...

I bet this guy invites all his bros over for dual screen NFL on Sunday….. or goat fucking- whatever their national sport is there.

10:48 am March, 21 Stephanie said...

He looks like a fucking wind up toy!

1:10 pm March, 21 Anonymous said...

Best of all is the horse for you to pee in after you finish going about your business.

8:40 am March, 22 MoeDouche said...

I congratulate you sir. As your lack of inhibitions to make fun of yourself makes it abundantly clear that downing a few beers with you at a local pub would be a blast!

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