Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Vinnie and Angie Teach Infant Nursing Care

It’s all part of a new series of highly innovative Lamas Classes.

# posted by douchebag1
3:38 pm March, 23 Medusa Oblongata said...

Last time I saw this much skank, I was at a Specials concert. Hey-oooo!!!

3:41 pm March, 23 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

I’m amazed the brothas on the side don’t have their eyes popping like a Tex Avery character.

3:56 pm March, 23 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Medussa
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A Ska reference, I love it!!!!!!

3:58 pm March, 23 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Is it me or does even the douche appear to not really be into it all that much? The lolling tongue. The forced peace sign. The stiff neck. She must be hella skanky.

3:59 pm March, 23 Mocturnal Emissions said...

I totally read that as Llamas Classes. I rather attend one of those than anything Lorenzo would teach. This pic is a case of skank and douche/who gives a shit. If these two got hit by a train (human or machine made) I would declare a “Spare the Air Day” in honor of their demise. Gawd I hate people sometimes.

3:59 pm March, 23 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Dudes in the background are looking for a phone so they can call their brokers to tell them to buy up all available shares of GlaxoSmithKlein as soon as they saw her.

4:04 pm March, 23 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

The brothers are seriously, and understandably, weirded out. You don’t want to catch what these two are carrying. Venereal palsy is no joke.

4:05 pm March, 23 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“I think we gotta lay ’em down and smack ’em yak ’em!”

4:07 pm March, 23 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Michael Jordan instructs another one of his handlers to arrange a “cheerleader tryout” for Ms. Thunderglobes.

4:09 pm March, 23 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Vinnie was very excited when Tanya wanted to show him at the concession stand during the first intermission of the Bulls game how her home-made self-tanner worked.

4:10 pm March, 23 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Vinnie spent most of the night struggling in vain trying to find the cord he should pull before he could commence motorboating.

4:14 pm March, 23 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Due to their diets lacking some of the essential amino acids necessary for proper nutrition, Vinnie and Tanya decided to try to lure her tuna crabs northward with some well placed dollops of porch beef au jus.

4:14 pm March, 23 Anonymous said...

A Message To You Rudie!!

4:14 pm March, 23 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Hey, where did everyone else go?

4:18 pm March, 23 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

^U R Thred Kiler^

4:20 pm March, 23 Mocturnal Emissions said...

Dr. B pulled a Stephanie!

4:21 pm March, 23 Wedgie said...

I totally read that as Lame Ass classes.

4:28 pm March, 23 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Vinnie and Angie rock Mrs. Bozacki’s funeral like there is no tomorrow. Well, technically there *is* no tomorrow for Mrs Bozacki. But that’s no reason to not to boogie down with your bra down and let the sweater ducks quack.

4:29 pm March, 23 Et Tu Douche? said...

Telephone # in background is for some, I’m assuming, douchetatastic club in South Beach.
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Lot’s of fake and or real mammalian protuberances today, nice work DB1.

4:32 pm March, 23 Wedgie said...

Is it just me, or has Lorenzo now had so much plastic surgery that he’s morphing into the Governator?

5:16 pm March, 23 Organic Alpaca Nutrition said...

Note:
We do offer an

online instructional course.

5:23 pm March, 23 Hermit said...

Darrel and Tayshuan are noticeably pensive as they bend several cultural, racial and gender barriers by being the first openly gay Negroes, since Roy Clark and Charlie Pride, to dance the Tennessee Waltz, backstage at the Grand Old Opry.

5:29 pm March, 23 Mocturnal Emissions said...

I’ll keep that in mind OAN.

6:34 pm March, 23 DarkSock said...

LLllaemmaehha?
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No thanks, I’m takin’ a break from the Ambien® tonight.

6:52 pm March, 23 republicant said...

Can we get an honorary douchebag of the month to Obama for bombing Libya while Japan sits in real need.

7:17 pm March, 23 soy bomb said...

republicant, I disagree. Any day is a good day to bomb brown people. Huzzah! We all win!
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Except for the Japanese.

8:34 pm March, 23 08ArmyDoc said...

Methinks there is a different read to this pic:

This was actually shot in a gay bar (review the gents on the left, with hand on other gent’s leg?). Vinnie decided to try his luck with the faghag skank Angie when he finds that he just can’t get it up with the chicks either.

Sigh

9:41 pm March, 23 UFO Destroyers said...

So this is what it’s come to? This was the best distraction they could come up with to divert the media attention from the Barry Bonds’ trial? Wesley Snipes running the courthouse steps while a donkey show goes on. How far over do her nipples swivel? It’s like they are on slot car tracks to move that far and still remain attached. But since it was a “plastic surgeon” in the back of a van in the alley next to Planned Parenthood, they are probably somewhere in her armpits.

10:52 pm March, 23 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

It’s always interesting to see if the mockers can milk the visual joke any further than the douchebag and skank themselves are milking it.
Like, right out of the dairy case they are.

12:00 am March, 24 Sir Douche Alot said...

Bet she loves his freakishly long fingers

4:48 am March, 24 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Damn, I wanted to be the 1st to make a Wesley Snipes reference.

5:27 am March, 24 Greek-God-like bodies and masculine features said...

What the hell has this site turned into? Hot chicks with Eurobags?
By the way, cockkkk and boys! Yum!

6:02 am March, 24 Spell Nazi said...

I believe the child birthing classes are spelled Lamaze.

6:42 am March, 24 DarkSock said...

While the randy couple cavorted bawdily, Wesley and Tyrone stared in shock and revulsion at the hissing fetus dangling out of her hind flank.

6:43 am March, 24 DarkSock said...

What?

6:46 am March, 24 massengill said...

Titty Lickers 2: The Legend of Shirley’s Fold

6:46 am March, 24 massengill said...

Folds?

6:47 am March, 24 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Dude! Don’t bogart the boobies!

6:50 am March, 24 massengill said...

So are hers “bingo wings?”

7:06 am March, 24 Hermit said...

Darksock 6:42 am,
fuccen, BWAHAAAAHAAAAA!

7:15 am March, 24 Deltus said...

@DarkSock: “hissing fetus dangling out of her hind flank” I nearly peed myself. Kudos, sir!

7:45 am March, 24 Anonymous said...

They are showing a propensity for bingo wings in the future. She’s going to have to decide now how to deal with it. Dumbells, or Buffalo Hot Sauce.

7:51 am March, 24 Anonymous said...

Thank goodness for reverse phone look up. The phone number in the background leads you to a club in Miami Beach, FL called B.E.D. Brothers, Eurofags, Douchebags.

Lots of nausea inducing images.

http://www.bedmiami.com/photos/

8:43 am March, 24 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Worst plastic surgery ever. Shouldn’t there be a nipple there somewhere? Anywhere?

8:44 am March, 24 Banana Hammock said...

CRIPES… her third boob is hanging out (and is looking at me)

11:58 am March, 24 DarkSock said...

@ Mr. Scrotato Head:
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They’re on her shoulder blades.

1:38 pm March, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Venereal Palsy? Hissing fetus? Barry Bonds huge head? Wow!

4:29 am March, 25 Motorcycle Accessories said...

I would declare a Spare the Air Day in honor of their demise. Gawd I detest people sometimes.

12:15 pm March, 25 apartments for sale said...

If these three got hit by a train (human or machine made) I would declare a Spare the Air Day in honor of their demise.

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