Monday, March 7, 2011

What Happens in Palisades Park Stays in Palisades Park

Even Angie’s had enough of overdeveloped abs + groin shave reveal.

That’s gotta count for something.

Well, that and a token’ll get you to the West Village on the Path Train. Which, lets face it, is where Tommy’d rather be anyway.

# posted by douchebag1
1:32 pm March, 7 Taint Nuthin But A G-Thang said...

Angie, seen pointing here, has finally discovered the source of that strange “rotting crotch smell” that’s been wafting all over the room.

2:02 pm March, 7 Wedgie said...

She’s just answering the cameraman’s question: “Who is gayer, that guy or the choad in the Hellraiser jacket?”

2:17 pm March, 7 Joey Bagadouchey said...

What gets me is, everybody in the pic seems disgusted by this toad, except the toad himself. Even the guy in the back is giving a WTF?

2:23 pm March, 7 banana hammock said...

Guy in back is barely holding back a boy-band back stage “dry humping” move. Feline print APO gal just dry ruminated in her mouth, while the purple people eater is considering laying eggs in his easily hollowed CSR cavity.

2:27 pm March, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Subdued Seth in the background is thinking, “Hell, I’d hit that…”

2:29 pm March, 7 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

The looks of horror, disdain, and mock are unanimous. Epic win for the innocent bystanders.

2:36 pm March, 7 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

It didn’t take a genius to figure out where all the flying buttons had come from.

2:51 pm March, 7 Captain Scrote Sparrow said...

…. and the liquid dookie award goes to…

3:00 pm March, 7 Douchebag Apologist said...

Ooh I’d scrub my laundry on that bod.

3:14 pm March, 7 Horace Dangleballs said...

Last night I took a walk in the dar
To a place called Douchebag Park
To have some fun, to mock what I did see
That’s where the choads are
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Most excellent Freddy Boom Boom Cannon reference, DB1.

3:20 pm March, 7 Stephanie said...

And that’s all he’s got,an open shirt..a few minutes later,everyone leaves,because nothing going on here.He’s not getting on a reality show anytime soon…and who cares?

3:26 pm March, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger from the Psychiatrists Office said...

Sweet mother of Jebus that dude has found his calling, but I don’t know what it is. Just a note of caution to you my friends: If you are going to have mulitple prescriptions with multiple doctors make sure they do not know each other.

3:27 pm March, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger from the Psychiatrists Office said...

And. Fuck Charlie, he is toast for the show. I’m winning.

3:29 pm March, 7 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Seconds later Angie ripped her dress open revealing a neatly trimmed muff above glistening lips, and perfectly scupted, soft, natural breasts, nipples hardening under the glare of so many lust filled gazes from both men and women, at which point jeans buttons began flying throughout the nightclub.
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Tommy tucked his tattered shirt in his un-popped jeans and skulked off to the men’s room muttering “Every time, it happens every f*cking time!”.

3:31 pm March, 7 Hermit said...

Nervous beads of sweat formed under Vinny’s leather jacket as he struggled with his unavowed bro-mosexual lust.

3:32 pm March, 7 boone doggle said...

dead on banana hammock. purple nurple is fixin to fug something.

3:33 pm March, 7 Et Tu Douche? said...

Angie’s facial expression for the win!!!!

3:43 pm March, 7 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I believe Angie is pointing out that she didn’t order the 4-pack of Bartels and Jaymes but a 6-pack of something MUCH strionger and she wants to return this pud. Ivan in the back is trying to come up with a reasonable off to give Angie for her trouble.

3:43 pm March, 7 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ off = offer. Long fuccen day.

3:54 pm March, 7 Et Tu Douche? said...

Looking back 10 yrs from now on the phenomena that was Douchebaggery I think we can agree that GSR was as synonomous to the movement then any other signifier, adoucherement, etc;

4:49 pm March, 7 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Janeane Garofolo’s younger, prettier sister shares her gift for mock.

5:08 pm March, 7 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Abs on a shaven chest are so lined up, they give the New Jersey palisades a run for their money

5:24 pm March, 7 Don't Ask, Don't Smell said...

Homo arigato, Mr. Roboto. Yeah that’s all I got right now. Angie you’re doin’ a great job.

6:29 pm March, 7 soy bomb said...

I’d like to hear more from Purple Dress Hott.

6:34 pm March, 7 Steve L. said...

i’d much rather the place be called Quarantine Park instead.

9:42 pm March, 7 DarkSock said...

@ Mr. Scrotato Head:
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I love you, man. And I mean that in a gay* way. Where you been?
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*I, of course, don’t mean literally gay. I mean in a way that imagining my weenus doing an F. Mercurio on you gets me all Crucially Headed in my RevKroegBurka.
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All NASCAR-style….you know….?
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I love you, man…..call me…..?

4:02 am March, 8 Harley Parts said...

a few minutes later,everyone leaves,because nothing going on here.Here as not getting on a reality show anytime soon and who cares.

12:28 pm March, 8 Medusa Oblongata said...

Angie: I paid for a Fireman stripper. WTF is this lame-ass supposed to be?
Ted In The Background: I’d buy that for a dollar!

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