Saturday, March 26, 2011

Your Saturday Chinese Menu Tatt

You never know when Suzannah might want to order Beef Chow Fun in native Mandarin.

Your humble narrator just drank a flat leftover Mr. Pibb, ate two string cheese thingys, and tortured myself by watching two straight hours of VH1 programming. It’s a form of masochism. I occasionally like to engage in acts of self punishment for transgressions of the past. And, lets face it, that’s what VH1 is for.

# posted by douchebag1
12:47 pm March, 26 Ted Brogan said...

Does he have a picture of her on his camisole?

12:58 pm March, 26 FoghornLeghorn said...

They got two for the price of one nose jobs. That’s just freaking me out.

12:59 pm March, 26 Et Tu Douche? said...

Translated that tat say “I’d like the the cream of some young guy”

1:18 pm March, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

What a wonderful day! Douchebags. Birds a Singing. Sunny and a bit cool. And Barry Bonds still has shrunken balls.

1:19 pm March, 26 Wedgie said...

^And a giant fuccen dome.

1:27 pm March, 26 Mockzirra said...

Chick in the back left looks a lot hotter than these two “nose twins”. Hanging out with these two would be a laugh a day. Something tells me fart jokes are so passé.

1:47 pm March, 26 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

One of these days I will sneak the Chinese characters for Beef & Broccoli into a tattoo parlor above the word “STRENGTH” I then will sit back and wait for the Chinese to take over America and laugh when they see all these douchebags with “Beef & Broccoli” tattooed on their arm. Oh, I’m getting giddy just thinking about it!

2:11 pm March, 26 Doucheous Rufus said...

Bob had only just started the China Town marathon when he realized that his bowels were about to erupt. Desperately searching for someplace to relieve his agony, he stumbled into a fund raiser for research into a cure for incurable nymphomania. Unfortunately, several of the unfortunate women suffering from the condition mobbed him and he was unable to reach the facilities in time to prevent a catastrophe.

2:29 pm March, 26 skrag2112 said...

VH1. For people who find MTV too intelligent and engaging.

2:44 pm March, 26 Geoffrey said...

Can you do some After Dark soon, boss? Sure do miss those…

5:02 pm March, 26 Anonymous said...

Actually, I think the item comes from the Beef section. It’s Tung Sum Bung. Which is next to Lik Mai Rim.

6:11 pm March, 26 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

It is just now dawning on Hans Van der Cock that the idea to run the Copenhagen marathon in flip flops, geting a tattoo that says ‘Bruce Lee was queer’ in Chinese (in Chinatown), and the thousand blow jobs that ended 10 seconds before he was about to cum are all because of Suzannah… and she is, in fact, an icy succubus.

9:00 pm March, 26 Baleen said...

I think the dude in the back on the right has one of those optical illusion things on his shirt.

4:16 am March, 27 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Chick in the back left has unnaturally long and thin arms. She’s had one too many dates ditch her by pretending they need to go make a phone call, so she paid big bucks for a body mod and now sports a flesh colored cybernetic harpoon in place of a right arm. Try to ditch her nowadays and you’ll be skewered before you get halfway to your car, then dragged back to listen to the part II, hour 3, of they story about how she wanted her own horse when she was growing up.

7:28 am March, 27 Mr. White said...

“So, this is vere ve audition for brothersisterlove.com, ja?”

7:29 am March, 27 Mr. White said...

VH-1: The Channel for People Who Don’t Like Music

7:30 am March, 27 Mr. White said...

VH-1: The Channel for People Who Think Bret Michaels Is a Pretty Cool Dude

7:30 am March, 27 Mr. White said...

VH-1: The Channel for When MTV Is Showing That Rerun of “16 and Pregnant” That You’ve Already Seen 12 Times

7:31 am March, 27 Mr. White said...

VH-1: Where Third-Tier Famewhores Come to Die

7:32 am March, 27 Mr. White said...

VH-1: When You Think You’re Too Good for Snooki, but You’re Still Pretty Dumb

8:49 am March, 27 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I see morganfairchild.com is still selling it’s mail order noses.

9:49 am March, 27 Hot Mockolate said...

@Dude McShoesguy, a Morgan Fairchild joke? What are you, 90 years old?

9:51 am March, 27 Banana Hammock said...

On this exciting episode of “Ultimate Cousins Hook-Up”, Suzannah learns the translation of Dupree’s inscription. Now she is a member of his “family business”…

10:05 am March, 27 tall guy said...

By the lighthearted look on her face I can tell she’d be a barrel of laughs to hang out with…

As for him – he looks constipated.

11:45 am March, 27 Troy Tempest said...

in English, his tatt says:

“fucky sucky love you long time”

12:31 pm March, 27 Deltus said...

In English, his tatt says: “If you can read this, call this white homosexual a bad name in Mandarin while smiling.”

3:29 pm March, 27 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Hot Mockolate,
Not exactly, but I would still hit it. Other GMILFS McCrudeshoes would gladly pleasure: Goldie Hawn, Diane Lane, Kathy Ireland, and Tia Carrera. Aishwarya Rai is more my age, and lead batter for the MILF list.

4:47 pm March, 27 DarkSock said...

CAW! CAW!

11:16 pm March, 27 Stephanie said...

well the douche could always make his tats into bad larger ones that are tribal and still look stupid.

11:51 pm March, 27 Steve L. said...

i’d pay to hear that blonde speak native Mandarin. HA!

2:45 am March, 28 Canadian Drugs Online said...

I then will sit back and wait for the Chinese to take over America and laugh when they see all these douchebags with

11:32 am March, 28 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

The tat says: Tiny Manhood

7:57 pm March, 28 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

I’m enjoying her aquiline nose and blue eyes, not to mention her blonde tresses; but it’s a lot more fun to see how he trains his hair to be the little crossbars in Mandarin and Cantonese script, sniffs his equally aquiline nose at his sister Blondie, and then advertises it all over his upper arm.

8:07 pm March, 28 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

There were times in Craig Ferguson’s salad days that he ventured out of the high Border Country and over into the Great Steppes of Asia, where he got “Khanned.”

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