Saturday, March 26, 2011
Your Saturday Chinese Menu Tatt
You never know when Suzannah might want to order Beef Chow Fun in native Mandarin.
Your humble narrator just drank a flat leftover Mr. Pibb, ate two string cheese thingys, and tortured myself by watching two straight hours of VH1 programming. It’s a form of masochism. I occasionally like to engage in acts of self punishment for transgressions of the past. And, lets face it, that’s what VH1 is for.
Does he have a picture of her on his camisole?
They got two for the price of one nose jobs. That’s just freaking me out.
Translated that tat say “I’d like the the cream of some young guy”
What a wonderful day! Douchebags. Birds a Singing. Sunny and a bit cool. And Barry Bonds still has shrunken balls.
^And a giant fuccen dome.
Chick in the back left looks a lot hotter than these two “nose twins”. Hanging out with these two would be a laugh a day. Something tells me fart jokes are so passé.
One of these days I will sneak the Chinese characters for Beef & Broccoli into a tattoo parlor above the word “STRENGTH” I then will sit back and wait for the Chinese to take over America and laugh when they see all these douchebags with “Beef & Broccoli” tattooed on their arm. Oh, I’m getting giddy just thinking about it!
Bob had only just started the China Town marathon when he realized that his bowels were about to erupt. Desperately searching for someplace to relieve his agony, he stumbled into a fund raiser for research into a cure for incurable nymphomania. Unfortunately, several of the unfortunate women suffering from the condition mobbed him and he was unable to reach the facilities in time to prevent a catastrophe.
VH1. For people who find MTV too intelligent and engaging.
Can you do some After Dark soon, boss? Sure do miss those…
Actually, I think the item comes from the Beef section. It’s Tung Sum Bung. Which is next to Lik Mai Rim.
It is just now dawning on Hans Van der Cock that the idea to run the Copenhagen marathon in flip flops, geting a tattoo that says ‘Bruce Lee was queer’ in Chinese (in Chinatown), and the thousand blow jobs that ended 10 seconds before he was about to cum are all because of Suzannah… and she is, in fact, an icy succubus.
I think the dude in the back on the right has one of those optical illusion things on his shirt.
Chick in the back left has unnaturally long and thin arms. She’s had one too many dates ditch her by pretending they need to go make a phone call, so she paid big bucks for a body mod and now sports a flesh colored cybernetic harpoon in place of a right arm. Try to ditch her nowadays and you’ll be skewered before you get halfway to your car, then dragged back to listen to the part II, hour 3, of they story about how she wanted her own horse when she was growing up.
“So, this is vere ve audition for brothersisterlove.com, ja?”
VH-1: The Channel for People Who Don’t Like Music
VH-1: The Channel for People Who Think Bret Michaels Is a Pretty Cool Dude
VH-1: The Channel for When MTV Is Showing That Rerun of “16 and Pregnant” That You’ve Already Seen 12 Times
VH-1: Where Third-Tier Famewhores Come to Die
VH-1: When You Think You’re Too Good for Snooki, but You’re Still Pretty Dumb
I see morganfairchild.com is still selling it’s mail order noses.
@Dude McShoesguy, a Morgan Fairchild joke? What are you, 90 years old?
On this exciting episode of “Ultimate Cousins Hook-Up”, Suzannah learns the translation of Dupree’s inscription. Now she is a member of his “family business”…
By the lighthearted look on her face I can tell she’d be a barrel of laughs to hang out with…
As for him – he looks constipated.
in English, his tatt says:
“fucky sucky love you long time”
In English, his tatt says: “If you can read this, call this white homosexual a bad name in Mandarin while smiling.”
@Hot Mockolate,
Not exactly, but I would still hit it. Other GMILFS McCrudeshoes would gladly pleasure: Goldie Hawn, Diane Lane, Kathy Ireland, and Tia Carrera. Aishwarya Rai is more my age, and lead batter for the MILF list.
CAW! CAW!
well the douche could always make his tats into bad larger ones that are tribal and still look stupid.
i’d pay to hear that blonde speak native Mandarin. HA!
I then will sit back and wait for the Chinese to take over America and laugh when they see all these douchebags with
The tat says: Tiny Manhood
I’m enjoying her aquiline nose and blue eyes, not to mention her blonde tresses; but it’s a lot more fun to see how he trains his hair to be the little crossbars in Mandarin and Cantonese script, sniffs his equally aquiline nose at his sister Blondie, and then advertises it all over his upper arm.
There were times in Craig Ferguson’s salad days that he ventured out of the high Border Country and over into the Great Steppes of Asia, where he got “Khanned.”