Sunday, March 6, 2011
Your Sunday Hot Chick Infused Annoying Hipster Video
Since normally I post Sunday HCwDB Movies of douchebags frolicing in parking lots with nary a semi-hot chick in sight, today I thought we’d mix it up.
There are no traditional douchebags in this video.
Just lovely lovely ladies set to a strangely enjoyable, if trippy, indie track. And whales. And a thirsty old guy.
And, if you look really closely, an annoying hipster Melvin.
But in the spirit of forgiveness, we’ll give him a quasi notta and enjoy the Pear.
Love Destroyer, great Canadian band. Great video too!
Very high production values.
Too much Bill Gates.
Too little Hot Chicks.
Too long.
I didn’t “get it”.
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Who do I see for a refund of my 6+ minutes?
Wha? No douchebag dance video?! Why so benevolent DB1? Not that I’m complaining. Did someone get laid last night? If so, High five! And I hope you gave her cab fare for the ride home.
Yeah, I remember my first hit of acid.
I feel like I just lost some brain cells from watching this cinematic crapterpiece. If I’m gonna lose some brain cells I’d rather do it the old fashion way by sucking on nitrous out of multi colored balloons. Son!!!
Lay off the drugs, boy.
I like Destroyer. If that makes me more of the hunted than the hunter, so be it.
I’ve always liked Destroyer. And Hotts with a side of Pear. And drugs.
What is Destroyer?
Wow. I had to stop halfway through. At the rate this thing was going, probably the next thing to happen would be a fucking whale floating in the sky attached to a balloon.
OK I vaguely remember my first hit of acid. And how cool the grass looked in the front yard. And how peeing in the toilet seemed to transport me to Pink Floyd’s “Meddle” because it looked like the album cover,
then conceding what an unfortunate idea it was to fire up “Echoes” whilsts tripping balls and trying to sandbag the Acid Balloon with Jack Daniels.
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So I sorta remember my first hit of acid. Don’t recall the whale. But I can dig it.
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Son.
If this is the trailer, then they got the Spider-Man reboot all wrong. Whales?
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Hand over the acid and maybe I’ll “get it.”
Ironically enough, I composed a lot of 70s-style smooth jazz during my first acid trip.
Holy fuck! That was as weird as the time I slept through a Van Halen concert in 1982. And by slept, I mean stoned on Bugs Bunny blotter.Son.
I’m as horny as a displaced Libyan at the Tunisian border looking for a woman without a hair-growing facial mole.
Although in fairness, it did lead me to this awesome cover of Rocket Man. It’s all the song craft, minus all of the Princess Diana fetish and whoring for Disney.
I’m as horny as Charlie Sheen in a roomful of coked up virgin porn stars.
I’m as horny as Melvin two months after this video shoot.
By the way, Snooki is on the cover of Dad Rock Mag “Rolling Stone” this month, riding on top of Frank Mercurio; sheer spectacle.
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Looks like Rosanne Bar humping a grain silo.
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ISRGOWH gets a shout out and Her big break; she said she has to make an empire now because after the show and fame she just can’t go back to having a real job.
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There’s always the casino circuit; she could do a MEAN Buddy Hackett impersonation. Or she could be “Divine”, although she’d need to dong-tape.
I’m as horny as Snooki on a dirty shag cock rug.
I’m as horny as Clay Aiken at a Maplethorpe exhibit.
I’m as horny as Sasha Grey riding an ass hammer.
I’m as horny as football player at BYU.
I’m as horny as Rush Limbaugh on Michelle Obamas with a tube a K-Y Delicious Chocolate.
I’m as horny as Il Divo at the World Cup.
I think the young man with glasses was suffering from the sexual frustration common in post-pubescent males. The older gentleman may have been afflicted with complications resulting from a recent bladder infection. The whale seemed despondent, perhaps concerned with his ever-elevating cholesterol level.
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I’d like to bang that kid’s mom in the utility room while the water softener was recharging.
I’m as horny as Johnny Weir visiting an all-male skating camp.
I’m as horny as Lady Di on an Arab cock.
I’m as horny as Oprah on a Southern fried Scientology buffet without Stedman.
I’m going to get my new Psych meds now.
what’s with all the 1 pc. suits…MORE SKIN, dadgummit!
…& less pimply faced dorky kid
on an unrelated note, just returned from the desert & Cactus league spring ball…good fun & remarkable paucity of DB presence…lots of bad tatts & giant cowboy pickup trucks (WTF) but that was it…non-douchey affair overall, tho I didn’t go to Scottsdale
@ DarkSock…she’s a filthy pig!
shove a spit up her ass & roast her for a luau!
Snooki’s dildo is an empty Pringle’s Chip can filled with compacted bacon and hair.
Snooki has to put a DirecTV dish on her barstool to keep her ass from hitting the floor.
Snooki’s tampons are made by Sealy PosturPedic™.
Snooki’s not orange on that cover? I think the world’s flour supply was exhausted in that particular airbrushing escapade.
Snooki is 4′-11″.
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Lying on her side.
Wow.
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I just don’t get it.
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Why would Papa Hemmingway return from the dead to be featured in a video with a guy that looks like me from 1989.
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Ok, it was more like 1986.
Snooki is as horny as the blind graphic artist that put the line in her gunt.
Snooki is as horny as DJ Pauly looking at his butthole in the mirror.
And there sure as hell ain’t enough acid in all the high schools of south Jersey to make me think Snooki was doable.
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Roseanne, maybe.
Ugh…Snooki needs a frypan to the face…
Snookie’s dildo is a bullet trashcan filled with Orca flesh
make that a bullet train filled with drunk Shriners & circus clowns
there’s too much saxophone in this video. or synth (i don’t know what synth is capable of these days…). and i hate saxophones.
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but the ladies in this video are a lot more tasteful than Gunther’s harem. Gunther’s chicks are just so… greasy.
Good analysis Anon @ 11:09a, I would tend to agree. And that water was really clear. Also too much nerdy kid, not enough whales bangin’ broads. I give it two and three quarter stars.
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@Rev Chad, what happened to Charlie Sheen-style partying this weekend with your old highschool jumpoffs? Details please. Were nuts busted on some bitches or not?
well there you have it. Snooki’s empire douches on and DB1’s show isn’t getting another season (as far as i can tell). thanks for invoking the word empire DarkSock. i hope i can still get to work on time tomorrow.
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not that i’m necessarily suggesting that DB1 should hedge his career on reality shows. maybe he should do a European art film down the road or something. that would be snobbish, but a bit more respectable than reality shows in my opinion.
I feel bad for Frank Mercurio, how did Medusa let this happen?
Snooki, “America’s #1 Party Girl”???, yeah right. I wouldn’t even snort Charlie Sheens 7 gram rocks off of her ass.
pffft! fake skull at 3:48. You can always tell a cut rate fake skull because the sinus cavity isn’t a fucking cavity. Fuck you and your flying whale.
Snooki’s dildo is a saguaro cactus tied to an off-balance front load washer.
Snooki’s dildo is a claustrophobic bull walrus.
Snooki’s dildo is The Undertaker giving the tombstone pile driver to 18 uncured hams in a Hello Kitty mascot costume.
Snooki uses discarded love seats as tampons.
Snooki douches by squatting over a fire hydrant and opening the valve vaginally.
Snooki uses semi re-treads as diaphragms.
Snooki uses the amazing DR Trimmer® to shave her bush.
Snooki uses a Jack La Lane® food processor for a vibrator.
I made it to 2:26. Anybody beat that?
Give me douchebags or give me death.
Snooki pleasures herself with the fuselage from a P51 Mustang .
I personally welcome the non-douchebag video. It had plenty of untainted hot chicks, was visually pleasing and it finally opened some serious and meaningful dialogue in the comments thread.
Snooki’s menstrual cramps often measure as much as 4.5 on the Richter Scale.
Snooki can drag her ass, like a dog, across the highway and leave a sticky trail which can be used as a stop strip by law enforcement.
The combo of Hermit 7:01p, followed by Hermit 7:04p for the win!
that missile silo was covered in patina before Snookie began to ‘polish’ it with her diseased sea cucumber
I just had an epiphany: People are basically buildings made of meat.
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I just had another epiphany: I coulda been a doctor, making 10x the money.
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Dammit Crucial….
I could have gone into urology AND proctology. And equestrian medicine.
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Just sayin’…..
“Dr. Sock – We tried to keep in the horse’s suppository but it got pissed off….”
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…sorry…
what do you call a fighting chicken with laryngitis?
….a hoarse cock
Sadly, you can only be a virgin pornstar one time
@ Et Tu 3:01
What? Wait….FRANK!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Shit. I’ll never get the stink off of him. Time to get a new strap on.
The first minute of the video made me hornier than Michael Jackson at recess. Son.
If I am going to lose some brain cells I did do it the elderly fashion way by sucking on nitrous out of multi colored balloons.
Singing started…my earlobes hit the escape button.
Brandi