Thursday, April 7, 2011

American Idiot

Billie Joe Armstrong just wrote a musical about redundant points.

Oh wait, he actually did.

# posted by douchebag1
1:48 pm April, 7 The Reverend Chad in Rehab Jonesing said...

She must have tasted really bad. Really bad like Green Day’s drum lines.

1:48 pm April, 7 soy bomb said...

Interesting fact: Green Day shares the title of Worst Band Ever® with NickeleCreed (Sorry Rev).

1:51 pm April, 7 The Reverend Chad in Rehab Jonesing said...

^I hate those bands. Smug neo-Christian Stapp with his songs about unborn children, fuck off. And Nickleback, the Olympics were pretty good last year, but Nickleback as an official concert, fuck me twice.

1:59 pm April, 7 Blinded by the Shite said...

Interesting fact: Stapp went to Tallahassee Community College and FSU. I’ll be damned.

2:04 pm April, 7 Fatness said...

And….this three day old dog turd still gets laid. By women, even. Without paying first. All is lost.

2:10 pm April, 7 soy bomb said...

Interesting fact: Green Day is neither green nor a day. Did that just blow your f*cking mind? ‘Cause the corporate punk “music” they pump out sure doesn’t.

2:15 pm April, 7 soy bomb said...

Interesting fact: Before hitting it big, Green Day was forced to change their name from their original, preferred moniker: Peen Gay.

2:47 pm April, 7 Rick Derris said...

Green Day blows and so does Billie Jean Armstrong. Take off the make-up you schmuck. Awful, awful band.

2:49 pm April, 7 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Lindsay Lohan does not look happy with the way that Corey Feldman is trying to get her to be in his next cinematic masterpiece.

3:11 pm April, 7 Banana Hammock said...

This isn’t the first time he has had hair tickling the back of his throat, usually it involves a large man in a Teletubbies suit (yup, just as Falwell said.. that purple one) an oven mitt and a sprig of groin shave mulch.

3:12 pm April, 7 Douche Springsteen said...

What I like best about Green Day is how much they’ve progressed from their humble beginnings as 3 chord punk pop morons.
I suppose you could say the same thing about The Ramones. But The Ramones didn’t suck.

3:14 pm April, 7 Fatness said...

The Ramones did not progress. They refined. Big difference. Green Day just sucks in any genre.

3:40 pm April, 7 dbBen said...

I’m so confused. He looks like a southernbag, but I would expect him to have a “These colors don’t run” bumper sticker rather than a “These colors do in fact run” hipsterbag tshirt. Maybe it’s just Indiana graffiti tees trying to differentiate.
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True story: I hope he chokes on her hair.

3:57 pm April, 7 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Billy Ray Cyrus takes another crack at the court-ordered parenting techniques on Miley one last time.

4:02 pm April, 7 The Reverend Chad in Rehab Jonesing said...

@Soy Bomb
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My wife just busted me out for a few slices of pie, a doobie, some Visine and mints. My hometown has the best pizza. Anyway fuck NickleBACK. Stoned Reverend Chad in Rehab Jonesing with a Boner likes this tune, best jam ever for me. Wow. Just wow.
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Awww.kewego.com

4:04 pm April, 7 Wedgie said...

His doctor told him to eat more protein, and he is sick of the taste of jism. Next he plans to munch on Evander Holyfield’s ear.

4:10 pm April, 7 The Reverend Chad in Rehab Jonesing said...

@Soy Bomb
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I’m stoned. Wow. http://www.kewego.com/video/iLyROoaftUsn.html.

4:48 pm April, 7 Et Tu Douche? said...

I saw a Cape Cod Centerville mention in one of the threads today and all i can say is that Craigville Pizza & Mexican has some tasty vittles.
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Green Day chugs cocck!!!

5:47 pm April, 7 avto said...

Thanks, its usefully

5:58 pm April, 7 soy bomb said...

Rev Chad gettin’ his Zep on. Good idea.

6:53 pm April, 7 Mock Jock said...

@Rev”Rehab”, I suppose the only way to do rehab is to do it bombed out of your mind. P.S. Vaginas don’t fall out. I checked with my Mom. (It was the most awkward mother/daughter talk this side of the Lifetime Channel, thank you ver much.) What are they teaching you in there?!
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Ah Green Gay, I hated you when you weren’t a corporate machine. And I think everyone would be cool if I lit this particular flag on fire, with the douchebag still in it of course. I’ll play taps after, just keep it patriotic and shit.

7:40 pm April, 7 The Reverend Chad in Rehab Jonesing said...

@Mock Jock
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I’ve been following the migrating vagina for some 30 years now since I started Grade Seven. I always like to every year acknowledge the younger of the Townsfolk of Youn’ some of the best vaginers the young world had ever seen. AèGain swr pax. Well of course you fuckhead because, fuck you or I will irradiate your breakfast sausage. So the three billion females that rushed his cocck made GasMan a new national cartoon herp. So he went fishing in the Detroit River and caught crabs. DYYYYY- noooooo
! MIGHT. Rev.Chad- Groovy Coach. What the fuck are …………………………………………………………………………………….Wow. They are all asleep in the gods good graces. Except that the soil is unholy and that teen sex thing they did made me feel guilty when I see Mrs. tomorrow afternoon.

8:04 pm April, 7 Mock Jock said...

^I can set my watch by you, thank you for yet another Scared Straight post. You should probably sleep with one eye open in there. Night, night, keep your butthole tight.

8:56 pm April, 7 Collaz B. Popped said...

The hits just keep coming,,,,the wealth of Douchebageness is astounding.

9:20 pm April, 7 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Back in my day, bad li’l boys dipped the hair into inkwells.
But I reckon swallowing a ponytail beats jizz.

9:26 pm April, 7 Stephanie said...

Listen here,I’d rather fucking listen to Green Day (if I had a choice) than some super terrible repetitive disco fist pumping dance music,that’s loved by d-bags. The Ramones were about reduction, simplified chords. Are any of you old enough to ever have seen The Ramones?

9:33 pm April, 7 Stephanie said...

Is that guy wearing a kite as a shirt? Am I the only one who sees this?

9:42 pm April, 7 DarkSock said...

^I concede that I could not match RevChad’s increasingly inchoate but awesome stream-of-unconsciousness-onslaught if I chewed TWO Ambien. Which I will now do, anyway.
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G’nite, John Boy Son.
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God-Like Zepp video; pristine audio. Got my Sony MDR-V6’s strapped on like twin Frank Mercurio’s.
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By the way, Medusa…..now that you’re married, did you set Frank free? Please tell me you didn’t flush him down the toilet….that puts us ALL in constant ass peril….

10:38 pm April, 7 Alf Stewart said...

I would rather chew her hair south of the flamin’ belly button

3:56 am April, 8 Steve L. said...

look for American Idiot at your local Guggenheim exhibit in 2033. because American Typhus already stole 2023.

4:36 am April, 8 Fatness said...

@Stephanie, 9:26 pm: 1978, University of Illinois Auditorium. Small, intimate, acoustically pristine. Probably one of the best live shows I ever saw. A friend’s local band opened for them…he just about died when they got the gig.

@Rev…what color is the sky in rehab?

4:44 am April, 8 Collaz B. Popped said...

^Stephanie,

I was lucky enough to catch The Ramones back in the day at a club called “Heartbeat” on Long Island. Circa 1985.

One of the top 10 roughest, most packed shows Iv’e ever witnessed.

The kind of environment where as soon as you waked in the door – there was a violently awesome Mosh pit. I was all of 16 and had no chance of actually making it close to the stage to see them.

I”ll never forget that vibe though. What a serious show, I can only imagine what their CBGB shows must have been like. There was a true sense of danger immediately upon entering that club that night.

4:47 am April, 8 Collaz B. Popped said...

…hard to say Green Day is the worst band if you consider Dookie and their resume.

Overrated? Def and I agree w. Rick Derris there.

“You used to play hockey right?” You used to date Katelin Bree….Dont take this the wrong way but, I used to fuck her…”

“U fucked Katelin Bree when I was going out with her?”

“AH, dont let it bother you chief.”

4:48 am April, 8 Hermit said...

Johnny’s psychotic episodes, and his refusal to take his medications caused him to latch on to Thelma’s hair like a pit bull grabs a string of smoked sausage soaked in menstrual fluid. She pleaded with the apathetic passersby, who clutched more tightly to their IRA accounts, ribbed condoms and discount sandwich shop coupons.
Her anguished cries were a mere distraction, as the crowd parted allowing Johnny to drag her kicking and screaming into the alley, her fingers scraped the sidewalk, breaking off her freshly manicured nails and leaving two distinct bloody trails, which oddly spelled out the words, “bananas, $2.99 per pound.”

6:49 am April, 8 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Zombiebag, Ur doin it wrong!
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(besides, there probably aren’t too many brain cells in that head)

8:47 am April, 8 Troy Tempest said...

Green Day worst band? Fuck no. Best band? Fuck no.

Worst band? These clueless boneheads butchering Floyd:

I especially like how he manually does the echo thing on his voice, how no one in the band can keep a beat much less keep on beat.

Best Band? These guys who pull off insanely complicated music and make it look utterly effortless:

Especially cool: The drummer playing 4 insane different things at once, the seated guitarist shredding the strings of his guitar, and how both guitarists will play the same melody. only 1 eighth note shorter than the other, forcing them to come in and out of phase with each other. AND sing on top of it AND they ALL make it look like a walk in the park – they don’t even break a sweat.

8:53 am April, 8 Mock Jock said...

@Hermit, where do

8:53 am April, 8 Mock Jock said...

You get bananas that cheap?

5:21 pm April, 8 Medusa Oblongata said...

I hate Green Day and I hate the Ramones. There, I said it. I spit blood when Green Day was headlining a wee club in Elmhurst, Il in 1992 or so. Who was opening? Only one Citizen Fish as they were ramping up their thing, by golly. Yeah. Dick Fucking Lucas had to OPEN for those Berkley hippiefuck asscakes. My friend Scott got kicked out for spitting on Billie Joe, who whined like a little pussy about it. A real punk rocker would have stomped Scott’s soft palatte in. Anyway, I saw the Ramones once, I’m not sure how I got there, I’m not sure what happened when I was there, I just remember yelling a bunch of shit and the people I was with getting mad at me. I still can’t believe I saw them, I hate ’em. I was far too inebriated to resist, apparently.
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@ DarkSock 9:42
Nope. Frank got rubbed down with a nice polishing agent and placed in a mahogany cask, lined with red velvet, on the nightstand. He will be called up in case of emergency, or in case Mr. Biscotti wants to complain about the polenta again.

7:55 pm April, 8 Collaz B P said...

Well totally Billy Joe with Frank Mercurio. Of course….

Medusa for that. I concurr, Trust me,,,I was being neutral. They suck. Real punk like Sex Pistols, The Descendants, The Stranglers, welcome spit.

The whole “Broadway Show” Bille wtf is a zenith of stupidity,,,,like Rock Of Ages, etc.

10:37 am April, 9 Frank Mercurio said...

I wouldn’t fuck Billie Joe with someone elses’ mercury-centered dildo.

10:25 pm May, 12 hermit said...

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11:15 pm May, 12 john said...

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11:26 pm May, 12 hermit23 said...

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