Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Anagram Hipsterbag Henry’s Tatt

I’ve got: “Realpolitik Viva La France!”

And no, Pamela is no better than Hipsterbag Henry. A douche made in Heaven.

# posted by douchebag1
1:45 pm April, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Si Fractus Fortis? It’s Latin for “though broken, still strong”. I guess he’s talking about the cross-dressing hermaphrodite’s cocck next to him.

1:51 pm April, 26 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Cute. He tattooed standing instructions for his gay lover onto his torso. Whatever they are doing, can also be done “faster, higher, and more forcefully.” Is my mouth supposed to taste like bile??
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Man-face may be the nottest nott ever. Is there a prize for that?

1:59 pm April, 26 DarkSock said...

Si Fractus Fortis =
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Our Stiff Racists
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Our Craft Is Fists
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or perhaps more fitting:
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Tofu Crisis Farts

2:09 pm April, 26 Tanath said...

i don’t know, kind of looks like she just took a hard shot to the head in pic 2…have we confirmed she isn’t just about to pass out?

2:11 pm April, 26 creature said...

uh, isn’t that ‘Henri’ boss?
…regardless, he makes me ornery
sorry

2:19 pm April, 26 Banana Hammock said...

Slavic Latin for “Best Served with Mayonnaise”
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true fact…

2:34 pm April, 26 Vin Douchal said...

I know Butch Walker and you , sir, are no Butch Walker

2:58 pm April, 26 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

She is seriously ugly and looks like she needs a shower. That’s all I got.

3:10 pm April, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I think means ‘Truly Strong” odour?

3:15 pm April, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

But as an anagram:
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SOTIRS
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RIOTUS

3:17 pm April, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

TITS FOR REALS? Using both words.

3:18 pm April, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

R TITS FOR SALE?

3:19 pm April, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

TITS ARE FOR SALE.

3:20 pm April, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

ITS RATE FOR SALE.

3:21 pm April, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

EAR TITS FOR SALE.

3:21 pm April, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

ARE TITS FOR SALE?

3:22 pm April, 26 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Are we sure that tatt is spelled right? I see fractus but that could be the “typeface” or the shadows.
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However, I doubt that he’s a Latin scholar.

3:23 pm April, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Find my mistakes. I’m drunk. New skateboard is here. Helmet?

3:24 pm April, 26 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Pamela’s rocking the poor man’s Nancy Kerrigan look. I’d triple her salchow any day of the week.

3:24 pm April, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Realtus Fortis.

3:27 pm April, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ CND
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I was gonna go for a very poor man’s Hilary Swank. That was hit by every branch on the ugly tree “she” just fell out of and landed on “her” face.

4:15 pm April, 26 Douche Springsteen said...

My favorite sound in the world used to be just sitting next to a clear bubbling stream and hearing the water rushing over rocks. Now I have a feeling that if I ever heard the sound of Hipsterbag Henry’s forehead being caved in with a socket wrench, that might be number one.

4:15 pm April, 26 mr.reeve said...

Eurobags. NEXT! SON!

4:41 pm April, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Caved in with a socket wrench? I now have a purpose for my impact wrench and compressor I haven’t used in half a score minus 17 fortnights since my construction company was bankrupted by its maliferous owner me and the monkey hidden in so many pounds of dope. What?

4:46 pm April, 26 idfma said...

Dat bitch is ugly.

4:56 pm April, 26 Nancy Dreuche said...

She is an unfortunate looking woman. Were hath all the hott chicks gone? Who is this, Stackhipster or Hipsterhouse. Does he crush ironic pussy on the reg?

5:07 pm April, 26 Deltus said...

She looks like she was turkey slapped with an elephant’s crotchload of ugly-hammers.
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No idea what I’m sayin’. Beer time!

5:37 pm April, 26 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

In that 2nd pic he looks like Arthur Kade’s retarded brother, which is to say he looks like Arthur Kade.

6:37 pm April, 26 Vin Douchal said...

Lucic! What are you thinking?

7:04 pm April, 26 Da Ganja Samurai said...

Okay…there’s the douchebag…where’s the hot chick?

7:40 pm April, 26 Troy Tempest said...

ADONIS SAID NO

8:22 pm April, 26 Sir David Douchenborough said...

That woman has participated in too many Pseudo-spiritual pilgrimages in which she became the recipient of a group copulation for maladjusted Gen Yers. I figured “Henri” here is taking the path of least resistance by associating her rustic presentation with the ease at which he could get a quick shag without having to trot out his mined quotes of Foucault. For those of us who actually had to sit through Latin mass, I feel like throwing an entire tabernacle at him, since I am fairly certain he googled the most ‘deep latin phrase’ to make it appear he is actually a serious student of Classics much less of the Latin language.
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Anyway, Si Fractus Fortis, hmmm I would go with:

Traffics Suitors (that is all I got)
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(Btw, here is the context of that youtube link . Call it a victory for the good guys.)

11:34 pm April, 26 Kamagra said...

I have a feeling that if I ever heard the sound in front of Henry Hipsterbag is bent with a socket wrench, which can be number one.

4:07 am April, 27 The Dude said...

uhm, that skirt is better than anything Hipsterbag Henry can do for moi.

6:58 am April, 27 Anonymous said...

That hard blow to the head in pic no.2 could only mean one thing – Henry donkey punched him one last time, for old time’s sake, before he went off to gender reassignment surgery.

1:38 pm April, 27 Medusa Oblongata said...

Burn them both on a pyre made of OK Go vinyl LPs.

4:00 pm April, 27 Collaz B. Popped said...

He is a whatever wanna be….yuk.

1:25 am April, 28 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Leaving instructions in Roman caps on your lower rib cage will not set well with future surgeons or morticians, although it might rouse a hott with an obsession in tombstone carving.

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