Monday, April 11, 2011
Breaking: HCwDB Legend The Poopaloompa Is Not Longer Orange, Still a Huge Douche
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.
Many lesser scrotes briefly douche up and then fade away in pursuit of the hott.
Only the true HCwDB legends can maintain a discipline of scrotal taint across the eras while bothering quality bar lady tautness like Karen here.
The Poopaloompa is just that sort of premium flush.
She may have the braids, but he’s Poopa Wrongcockking.
Poopa’s hat says:
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“All Hands on Dexter”
What a türd.
There’s no better way to come back to the site after 2 weeks in Internet-deprived Europe than to this all-time douchebag. His douche-itude was immortalized forever with just that original picture. HOWEVER, his “bodybuilding” photo is even BETTER! Are you kidding? Hey Poopa, don’t they have any leg equipment at your gym or was this competition only for people who suffered from polio and recently had their leg braces removed or from people who suffer from muscle wasting disease in their extremities?
See that’s the problem with steroids and this douche attitude; everyone things they are either a bodybuilder or an MMA fighter. Seriously, the bodybuilding photo makes the Eurodouches I had to see everyday look like the Terminator….
Although, at least his taste in bleeths improved.
She should totally check out his band sometime.
One more thing, when you do what he did and looked like he looked in that original photo, you can never undo it. It’s like being a member of the Klan or the Mafia…
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My typos will get more infrequent as I get used to typing again…
He’s so gay he makes Ben Vereen look butch.
He’s so gay that he refused to go back in time to take the fake nude shot of Elizabeth Taylor.
He’s so gay Tito Jackson won’t return his calls.
Hay:
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“Hardee’s
Day Shift”
He’s so gay he blows and feltches at the same time. In opera it’s called Jythmic Breathing.
He’s so gay he volunteered to suck the water out of Reactor 2.
Any dude that flat irons his hair need not apply to the illustrious position of servicing my va-jay-jay. I have spoken. It is now law.
Closet of poo was built for this turd. And 1985 called, it wants her hair style back.
Anyone who goes to his hair stylist with still photos from his Final Fantasy 13 game as a go-by is auto-uber-douche
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As a matter of fact, any dude that has a hair stylist is auto-uber-douche…
“Hardened Poop”
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Last out, please flush.
^Nancy Dreuche
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Does anyone really want to see your va-jay-jay?
@RevChad, I’ve got quite a following. Not only do they want to see it, they want to wear it like a flesh tuxedo.
Nice hat. Here’s a little fashion advice: If you have to wear a hat that says “Handsome Devil”, you probably aren’t one.
Although, looking at your bodybuilding pose-face, you could pass for Satan if you held a pitchfork.
Dick.
Did I miss something? Is it suddenly stylish to wear taxidermied beavers on top of one’s head, again?
Them fronts look like they could fell a tree. Son.
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JK she’s got normal teeth.
Grode chin pubes + chick eye make up = something, hideous.
Obviously, to mix it up a bit, he’s moved into his goth stage.
He apparently has never heard of a calf exercise.
OK, I’m going to say it. That body building shot makes him look like he has a small package.
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Don’t let anybody know I noticed.
@Wheezer
Well there goes my smile.
@Foghorn, hmmm small package, tiny calf muscles, perhaps he’s getting his roid rage on?
Is having your picture taken in a mankini really worth the shrunken nads and bacne a few years down the road? Guess so.
Check this out, he didn’t even work on those tiny baby lower legs much,how are you going to hold up that mess of an evil eyed turd?
Makes me want to listen to the Stones “Turd On The Run” and it should be his theme song…
^Which Stones album is that on Stephie?
Her Bride of Frankenstein hair style is quite apropro, don’t you think?
Good god, he looks like Lisa Marie looking like Elvis.
Karen’s hair is as taut as her tits.
Turd on the Run is off of Exile on Main Street.
This just in, Richard Simmons says Poopa is the gayest looking male ever….
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http://rebelyogi.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/richard-simmons.jpg
Thank you,Exile is correct sir! What a good album!