Monday, April 11, 2011

Breaking: HCwDB Legend The Poopaloompa Is Not Longer Orange, Still a Huge Douche

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.

Many lesser scrotes briefly douche up and then fade away in pursuit of the hott.

Only the true HCwDB legends can maintain a discipline of scrotal taint across the eras while bothering quality bar lady tautness like Karen here.

The Poopaloompa is just that sort of premium flush.

# posted by douchebag1
12:26 pm April, 11 Wheezer said...

She may have the braids, but he’s Poopa Wrongcockking.

12:34 pm April, 11 Wheezer said...

Poopa’s hat says:
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“All Hands on Dexter”

12:42 pm April, 11 Anonymous said...

What a türd.

12:46 pm April, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

There’s no better way to come back to the site after 2 weeks in Internet-deprived Europe than to this all-time douchebag. His douche-itude was immortalized forever with just that original picture. HOWEVER, his “bodybuilding” photo is even BETTER! Are you kidding? Hey Poopa, don’t they have any leg equipment at your gym or was this competition only for people who suffered from polio and recently had their leg braces removed or from people who suffer from muscle wasting disease in their extremities?

See that’s the problem with steroids and this douche attitude; everyone things they are either a bodybuilder or an MMA fighter. Seriously, the bodybuilding photo makes the Eurodouches I had to see everyday look like the Terminator….

Although, at least his taste in bleeths improved.

12:46 pm April, 11 Deloitte and Douche said...

She should totally check out his band sometime.

12:48 pm April, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

One more thing, when you do what he did and looked like he looked in that original photo, you can never undo it. It’s like being a member of the Klan or the Mafia…
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My typos will get more infrequent as I get used to typing again…

12:50 pm April, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He’s so gay he makes Ben Vereen look butch.

12:51 pm April, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He’s so gay that he refused to go back in time to take the fake nude shot of Elizabeth Taylor.

12:52 pm April, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He’s so gay Tito Jackson won’t return his calls.

12:53 pm April, 11 Rockabilly Johnny and the Electric Foreskin Benders said...

Hay:
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“Hardee’s
Day Shift”

12:54 pm April, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He’s so gay he blows and feltches at the same time. In opera it’s called Jythmic Breathing.

12:55 pm April, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He’s so gay he volunteered to suck the water out of Reactor 2.

1:09 pm April, 11 To Mock a Killingbird said...

Any dude that flat irons his hair need not apply to the illustrious position of servicing my va-jay-jay. I have spoken. It is now law.

1:12 pm April, 11 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Closet of poo was built for this turd. And 1985 called, it wants her hair style back.

1:17 pm April, 11 DarkSock said...

Anyone who goes to his hair stylist with still photos from his Final Fantasy 13 game as a go-by is auto-uber-douche
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As a matter of fact, any dude that has a hair stylist is auto-uber-douche…

1:17 pm April, 11 Blinded by the Shite said...

“Hardened Poop”
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Last out, please flush.

1:52 pm April, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^Nancy Dreuche
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Does anyone really want to see your va-jay-jay?

1:55 pm April, 11 To Mock a Killingbird said...

@RevChad, I’ve got quite a following. Not only do they want to see it, they want to wear it like a flesh tuxedo.

2:02 pm April, 11 Wedgie said...

Nice hat. Here’s a little fashion advice: If you have to wear a hat that says “Handsome Devil”, you probably aren’t one.
Although, looking at your bodybuilding pose-face, you could pass for Satan if you held a pitchfork.
Dick.

2:56 pm April, 11 massengill said...

Did I miss something? Is it suddenly stylish to wear taxidermied beavers on top of one’s head, again?

2:56 pm April, 11 massengill said...

Them fronts look like they could fell a tree. Son.
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JK she’s got normal teeth.

2:57 pm April, 11 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Grode chin pubes + chick eye make up = something, hideous.

3:23 pm April, 11 smackdouche said...

Obviously, to mix it up a bit, he’s moved into his goth stage.

5:10 pm April, 11 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

He apparently has never heard of a calf exercise.

7:28 pm April, 11 FoghornLeghorn said...

OK, I’m going to say it. That body building shot makes him look like he has a small package.
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Don’t let anybody know I noticed.

8:55 pm April, 11 Dex said...

@Wheezer

Well there goes my smile.

8:56 pm April, 11 To Mock a Killingbird said...

@Foghorn, hmmm small package, tiny calf muscles, perhaps he’s getting his roid rage on?
Is having your picture taken in a mankini really worth the shrunken nads and bacne a few years down the road? Guess so.

9:11 pm April, 11 Stephanie said...

Check this out, he didn’t even work on those tiny baby lower legs much,how are you going to hold up that mess of an evil eyed turd?
Makes me want to listen to the Stones “Turd On The Run” and it should be his theme song…

9:19 pm April, 11 To Mock a Killingbird said...

^Which Stones album is that on Stephie?

9:59 pm April, 11 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Her Bride of Frankenstein hair style is quite apropro, don’t you think?

10:22 pm April, 11 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Good god, he looks like Lisa Marie looking like Elvis.

10:24 pm April, 11 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Karen’s hair is as taut as her tits.

5:56 am April, 12 Anonymous said...

Turd on the Run is off of Exile on Main Street.

6:22 am April, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This just in, Richard Simmons says Poopa is the gayest looking male ever….
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http://rebelyogi.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/richard-simmons.jpg

12:25 pm April, 12 Stephanie said...

Thank you,Exile is correct sir! What a good album!

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