Wednesday, April 13, 2011

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Unfortunately for the “Vegus Douchbagus,” nursing in captivity can prove especially difficult due to scientific variables like climate, age and inability to find the nipple during “Woo” season.

# posted by douchebag1
1:31 pm April, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mother was shy about her vestigial nipples.

1:32 pm April, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Got Silicone.

1:32 pm April, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fucking Freud was right after all.

1:36 pm April, 13 Fatness said...

Herb frantically struggles to keep his RealDoll inflated but the damage has been done.

1:37 pm April, 13 Hermit said...

Rachel patiently waits her turn as Cletus sucks the ringworms out of their collective retard boobies.

1:38 pm April, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Retard Boobies? Has a ring to it. Kind of like Womb Rocket.

1:49 pm April, 13 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Motorboating: UR doin’ it wrong!

2:15 pm April, 13 smackdouche said...

Me next! Me next!

2:16 pm April, 13 Wedgie said...

“I said, I’ll have a Cape Cod with a lime squeeze. Hello? Is this thing on? Can I get some fuccen service?”

2:17 pm April, 13 Just Me said...

Airport security is becoming just creepy now.

Where do I apply?

2:20 pm April, 13 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

Fred took the “kiss hello” to an interesting new level.

2:42 pm April, 13 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The girls seemed a little confused during the sermon when Father “Boom Boom” Pussalips invited them up to receive a “personal blessing” where they would feel the touch of the Lord directly through him. Unfortunately all they got for their troubles were boogers, ring worm, a bunch of orange stripes that won’t wash off. Go in peace.

2:54 pm April, 13 Banana Hammock said...

Look Honey, it grew back….

2:55 pm April, 13 Banana Hammock said...

Herb was delighted to find out where they are hiding the inflator hole on the new real dolls.

3:00 pm April, 13 Banana Hammock said...

During the Olympic finals for “Hot Cold”, Herb decided to take the road MOST traveled…

3:18 pm April, 13 Vin Douchal said...

“I smell plastic… do I smell plastic? I smell plastic ,no, it’s ketchup… do I smell ketchup? I smell ketchup,… lemme get up closer …. no… I smell coconuts… do I smell coconuts? …….”

3:26 pm April, 13 Vin Douchal said...

” Hi, I’m SpursFan. This is how we say goodbye to mom when she drops us off at school..”

3:28 pm April, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Hey! That’s not a mouthful of SPF15, that’s dog jizm! Look out Tanya!

3:37 pm April, 13 Vin Douchal said...

” I kees de bobie ferdee luck, den I go to de sweem up blick jick in de pool. I cin pee widout leaving de table. Poopie, too also. Bye de ladies!”

3:40 pm April, 13 Menschenjaeger said...

“Thtuck? THTUCK? THTUUUUUUUUUUCK!”

3:42 pm April, 13 Menschenjaeger said...

She TRIPLE dog-dared him.

3:53 pm April, 13 Banana Hammock said...

Bleeth Blanket Bingo and their Knob Wad

3:59 pm April, 13 Menschenjaeger said...

Last one: “I KNEW they’d F#$%& up the remake of A Christmas Story!”

4:20 pm April, 13 Stop, Drop and Mock! said...

“Um, my vagina is down there.”

4:25 pm April, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Siamese twin bleeths joined at the breasts look on in horror as Russian Club Rat, Epic Loss, attempts a Silicone Suck Shot.

4:41 pm April, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Any youse girls seen my scab?

5:48 pm April, 13 Wedgie said...

Let me guess, dude. Your nickname is “sphincter head”?

6:43 pm April, 13 Medusa Oblongata said...

“And here we see the yellow-bellied tit-sucker in is natural habitat…”

6:44 pm April, 13 Medusa Oblongata said...

“Mmmmm om nom nom om-hey, wait, YOU’RE NOT JOEY!”

6:44 pm April, 13 Medusa Oblongata said...

Fake on the inside, but they still taste like the real thing on the outside!

7:25 pm April, 13 Medusa Oblongata said...

THIS JUST IN: According to Cracked.com, the German word for “Punch face” is “Backpfeifengesicht”. Some things really are universal.

7:26 pm April, 13 Medusa Oblongata said...

God Damnit. Here. Geez.

8:23 pm April, 13 Stephanie said...

This side squirts ketchup,the other mustard.

8:34 pm April, 13 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Clip-on ties, clip-on sunglasses, clip-on titsuckers, what will they think of next?

8:40 pm April, 13 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Leech sucking therapy is now designed to enlarge boobs, in addition to the universal blood-letting benefits of cleansing the system of fevers.

8:40 pm April, 13 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

PUMPY, a la 2011.

8:41 pm April, 13 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

In this current climate of extreme gas prices, lining up at the pump takes on new dimensions.

8:43 pm April, 13 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Not even Ayn Rand envisioned such a future as this.

8:50 pm April, 13 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

I’m a little jaded right now so I’m gonna go with this:
.
Two stupid whores entertain a fucking jerkoff douchebag.

8:55 pm April, 13 Stop, Drop and Mock! said...

@Stephanie 8:23a, I was gonna go there but with Diet Coke and Regular Coke. Hand to “God”. Well done Steph.

10:37 pm April, 13 Steve L. said...

next thing he knew, Don was sprayed all over his face with breast implant fluid.

2:08 am April, 14 Wheezer said...

Boobies.

2:37 am April, 14 Guid is Good said...

Please do not feed the douche.

4:43 am April, 14 Ted Brogan said...

Menschenjaeger wins.

9:03 am April, 14 DarkSock said...

Quick-thinking Lance lunged toward Tina’s bosom praying he was not too late to suck the West Nile toxin out of her mosquito bite.

9:28 am April, 14 douche bagalo said...

Hello i am Dr. Douche and i have a theory… its in the early stages so I may be able to suck the cancer out.. last night I was able to suck the cancer out a snake I found under the table. its salty

9:47 am April, 14 summers eve said...

I can scratch it with my chinstrap

10:06 am April, 14 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Lets play pass the herpes

11:01 am April, 14 Anonymous said...

Sarita on the right there is delicious.

12:17 pm April, 14 Memphis Godfather said...

yes ladies, i work for the TSA and this is part of the pre-screening

2:21 pm April, 14 Baron Von Goolo said...

“But but but the snake bit my ankle…”

2:25 pm April, 14 Baron Von Goolo said...

For one night only, the Las Vegas Philharmonic is pleased to welcome Wilhelm Guernstler, Master of the Raspberry Mammaphone.

2:27 pm April, 14 Baron Von Goolo said...

“Aw, Yasmin, baby, don’t be like that. I didn’t ask for my cold sores to be shaped like hot chicks. We can just pretend it’s a threesome.”

2:29 pm April, 14 Baron Von Goolo said...

“Hmmm…nope. I still prefer penis. But thanks.”

10:47 am April, 15 DarkSock said...

“Raspberry Mammaphone” is my band’s new name now.

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