Sunday, April 24, 2011

Chee Wants to Teach You “Ball Change”

Watch closely, kids. Douche dancin’ ain’t for beginners.

# posted by douchebag1
8:27 am April, 24 Ted Brogan said...

I truly do not understand humanity.

8:36 am April, 24 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

Basically you need to look like a jack ass while dancing. I’m pretty sure I’ve already been doing that…minus the frolicking of course. The next video lesson will feature “the shopping cart” stay tuned!

8:56 am April, 24 tall guy said...

I just did a little sick in my mouth.

10:07 am April, 24 Ted Brogan said...

You, sir, are not positively contributing toward society.

10:21 am April, 24 Vin Douchal said...

Nice bowling shoes, shit snorter. Gregory Hines would tear you a new asshole and he’s 78 years old.

10:22 am April, 24 Et Tu Douche? said...

I could only imagine the clientele that shows up at tiny dancers studio.

10:25 am April, 24 Vin Douchal said...

The only way to wipe that out of the memory is to watch Nels Cline tear it up
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10:30 am April, 24 Vin Douchal said...

Tweedy is a genius:
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But this is what love is for
To be out of place
Gorgeous and alone
Face to face

10:30 am April, 24 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Pretty sure Ron Swanson would beat Tiny Dancer to death with a 2 x 4 without even putting down his burger.

10:33 am April, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That dance move made me want to speak Italian and curb stomp somebody. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2hpjlbhHFo&feature=related.

10:33 am April, 24 Joey Bagadouchey said...

I fail to be able to work anything more than a half hearted meh over this guy. Especially when I think of the stupid crap we used to do at the clubs in the early 80’s…… You got to give me more to work with, DB1

10:39 am April, 24 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

This guy needs a serious ass kicking…probably administered by a country line dancing cowgirl.

10:53 am April, 24 Rockabilly Johnny and the Electric Foreskin Benders said...

All dancing is inherently gay, but solo male dancing is real gay, with the possible exception of

this.

12:40 pm April, 24 Wedgie said...

He needs a little refresher course on the whole “right foot, left foot” thing.

2:52 pm April, 24 Steve L. said...

Jersey Shore may be all the rage among partygoers these days, but Asians have always had better drugs in their joints.
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and that is what little i know about…
well i wouldn’t say that that is what little i know. i’m just not sure if anyone wants to hear more of it.

3:09 pm April, 24 mr.reeve said...

The short bus called. You left your leg braces on the bus Forrest.

3:41 pm April, 24 Dex said...

Chee fails at using his dance instructor status to be cool. There is only one person in history who has ever succeeded at this. His name was Bruce Lee, and it was only cool for him because everyone thought he just kicked people in the face all day long.
Chee, it’s a sad, but true fact. You will never, ever, EVER be as cool as Bruce Lee.

5:19 pm April, 24 Nancy Dreuche said...

Hmmm…where have I heard “ball change” before? Besides tranny porn. Oh yeah, “kick ball change” is a jazz dance move. And so are jazz hands. I rest my case. Thank you for sparing us the fist pump lesson DB1. You’re alright after all. I’m off to do Cadbury Creme Egg shooters, peace!

8:02 pm April, 24 bb wolfe said...

That was so insightful. i feel like I can go to a hiphop club and be cool now. wait what, why the f would i do that?

8:31 pm April, 24 Kamagra said...

I rest my case. Thank you for sparing us the fist pump lesson DB1. You are alright after all. I am off to do Cadbury Creme Egg shooters

8:48 pm April, 24 ehcuodouche said...

I don’t need “ball change” bcuz I b ballin’ with hunna dolla bills g.

9:39 pm April, 24 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Kamagra 8:31p, I’ve got your Kamagra right here. (For those of you at home, I’m pointing at my vagina.)

12:29 am April, 25 Sam said...

Chee needs to go back to the gay bar and start taking it up the ass and tossing salad in the bathroom again.

2:42 am April, 25 Office Furniture said...

Jersey Shore may be all the anger among partygoers these days, but Asians have always had better drugs in their joints.

5:04 am April, 25 Organic Alpaca Nutrition said...

@ Kamagra, Office Furniture,
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This is my territory you bastards, find another site to peddle your crap.
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6:53 am April, 25 Troy Tempest said...

Jesus doing anal, what the fuck was THAT all about? Calling that Dance is like calling the hurl stains and cigarette burns in my friend’s dorm room carpet some 30 years ago “Painting”.

1:39 am April, 26 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Chee needs to grow a pair before he even begins to consider Ball Change.

5:57 pm April, 26 wonderdouche twin said...

OH hell no Chee did not just bust the faux walk and arm swing in REVERSE! I can believe my eyes! its a good thing Michael Jackson is dead because he would have no more dance moves after this!
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All that is left to do is kick the chair out from underneath me.

7:59 pm April, 26 Anders Rydholm said...

He has his thinks right is left and vice versa.. He’s got it backwards..

11:07 pm April, 26 Stephanie said...

This is a dance? Chee is teaching the moron monkeys how to walk.”Keep practicing”? 5′ 2″ people annoy me intensely.

6:44 am April, 28 Frank said...

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