Friday, April 8, 2011

Friday Haiku

Jack Surfkovsky pwns
Hotts at the “Fast Five” premiere,
Shows them “Lil’ Diesel.”

Johnny Bravo clone
gets “charged” standing next to hotts.
“Discharge” shows on shorts.

— Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche

Hotts smile two thumbs up
Old man yells “Get off my Lawn”
Jack walks home alone.

— THEONETRUEDOUCHE

That’s a nice car Jack
Nothing says “I am not gay”
like a Ford Focus

— Jacques Doucheteau

Hotted-up Polo,
makes Chad happy, ’til ladies
look under his hood.

— Colossus of Choads

These PTP hotts
definitely “charged” Jack, on
his momma’s Visa.

— Mr. White

Jelly Dong Shifter
Mounted on the driver’s seat
With 5-point strap on.

— DarkSock

Just because you put
Your monster drink on top does
Not mean you own it.

— ehcuodouche

# posted by douchebag1
7:14 am April, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Johnny Bravo clone
gets “charged” standing next to hotts.
“Discharge” shows on shorts.

7:16 am April, 8 Vin Douchal said...

Charged with the crime of
Douchebag with real ugly shorts
Gets no poontang, girls

7:16 am April, 8 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Hotts smile two thumbs up
Old man yells “Get off my Lawn”
Jack walks home alone.

7:16 am April, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

What happened to the
good old days when kids would throw
rocks at dopey twats?

7:18 am April, 8 Vin Douchal said...

Red Sox fans ready
For dissapointment today
Decline free samples

7:21 am April, 8 Jacques Doucheteau said...

That’s a nice car Jack
Nothing says “I am not gay”
like a Ford Focus

7:21 am April, 8 Vin Douchal said...

Jack says double “Heeey”
Chicks smile for shot as they know
Thumbs bigger than cockk

7:21 am April, 8 Mr. White said...

Amateur models
Thought they booked a real car show
But got Jack’s hoopty

7:22 am April, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“A-Class” in bio
would help the hotts recognize need
for Darwinism.

7:22 am April, 8 Mr. White said...

Hey ladies, want to
ride in a car built from crap
from the Autozone?

7:22 am April, 8 Wedgie said...

“Check out my rad style”
Jack brags to paid-to-pose babes
He is color blind

7:23 am April, 8 Vin Douchal said...

Beach time pimpin’ cans
Although we’ll pass on the Charged
To peep at hotts cans

7:25 am April, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

How is Jack getting
charged? It must be cigarette
adaptor in ass.

7:25 am April, 8 Mr. White said...

Jack hit a raccoon
last night, tries to hide the gore
with a “Charged” sticker

7:26 am April, 8 Wedgie said...

Never would have guessed
2 Fast 2 Furious is
Jack’s favorite film

7:26 am April, 8 Mr. White said...

These PTP hotts
definitely “charged” Jack, on
his momma’s Visa.

7:27 am April, 8 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Smell my thumbs ladies
Jack requests of sister Hotts
Thumbs back up Jack’s ass

7:27 am April, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The only thing charged
in this pic is Jack’s credit
cards for ego boost.

7:27 am April, 8 Colossus of Choads said...

Hotted-up Polo,
makes Chad happy, ’til ladies
look under his hood.

7:27 am April, 8 Wedgie said...

The sign on Jack’s ride
Describes it so perfectly
They’re from “rent-a-ho”

7:29 am April, 8 Wedgie said...

Hey, look at that, guys
Jack borrowed Wee Man’s sweet ride
Fits for this Jack-ass

7:30 am April, 8 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Neighbors wonder why
Hotts show up at young lads house
Craigslist call a slut

7:32 am April, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Even the drink can
on car roof is embarrassed
to be “charged” in pic.

7:35 am April, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Tim Gunn has “charged” Jack
with fashion crime for pastel
shorts and black tank top.
.
.
.
.
.
Yeah that sucked. I know. Running out of ideas.

7:36 am April, 8 ehcuodouche said...

Just because you put
Your monster drink on top does
Not mean you own it.

7:37 am April, 8 saulgoode42 said...

Jack has never been
To California, but
His pants are golden

7:37 am April, 8 DarkSock said...

He “Jacks” on the surf;
10 bucks a happy ending.
Bought car the hard way.

7:39 am April, 8 DarkSock said...

Jack makes a movie
Called “2 Fast, Bi-Curious”;
Released to SpankWire

7:40 am April, 8 DarkSock said...

Jack’s rad rice-burner
Exhibits a scalp goiter;
Jelly Dong Shifter

7:40 am April, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Jack seems a little
too “charged” that human pylons
kept good parking space.

7:41 am April, 8 DarkSock said...

“Hey, Jack”, the girls say,
“We’re tight in the curves too, babe”;
He doesn’t get it.

7:43 am April, 8 DarkSock said...

“Charged” with DUI:
Driving Under Influence
(Of Ed Hardy Trend)

7:44 am April, 8 DarkSock said...

Jelly Dong Shifter
Mounted on the driver’s seat
With 5-point strap on.

7:47 am April, 8 DarkSock said...

Two hot girls make out;
“Wow! Two real-life Libyans!”;
Jack? No, Sybian.

7:48 am April, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Hotts know that Jack can
dis-“charge” with mere wave of hand.
Jack just did it twice.

7:48 am April, 8 DarkSock said...

Got 4 on the floor
And a fifth under the seat;
Zero behind wheel.

8:45 am April, 8 soy bomb said...

who’s got two thumbs and
seven kinds of STD’s?
“this guy!” LOL

8:59 am April, 8 wonderdouche twin said...

One hot hatchback, check
Two hot A-Class Charged girls, check
Small dick, sad days, yep

9:23 am April, 8 Menschenjaeger said...

Jack gives two thumbs up:
It’s good to be Fifth Caller!
Sadly…life’s high point.

1:48 pm April, 8 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I came for the hotts,
I stayed for the mock,
Burma Shave!

10:58 pm April, 8 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Three rather plain folk
stand as charged: ignoring that
lovely rear landscape.

11:00 pm April, 8 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Bad taste knows no bounds,
as shorts reveal. Car emu-
lates it with decals.

7:17 pm April, 10 Steve L. said...

my computer had
suddenly been overrun
with vomit. why? WHY?!

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