Friday, April 22, 2011

Friday Haiku

Homie Ralph watches,
As strippers enact story,
Of America.

Here we see rendered
The heart-rending narrative
Of Poke-n-Hump-Ass

— DarkSock

Red feather squeals, no!
As “walks for doughnuts” watches
Please scalp me quickly

— Master Pee

Ralph strokes his short cue
Eight ball in corner pocket
Indians mess with his game

— THEONETRUEDOUCHE

VInce Neil, on the left,
proves that it’s better to burn
out than fade away

— Mr. White

Many moons ago,
A tax-free casino rose
Sasquatch bought a shirt

— saulgoode42

First our land. Now our
hotts. Get lousy casino
as reparations?

— Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche

Ralph looks like he stole
a samurai’s bamboo breast-
plate…no, he’s just fat.

— idfma

# posted by douchebag1
7:00 am April, 22 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Is it PC to
say Squaw-fight, hubba,hubba?
I’m betting it is.

7:03 am April, 22 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

That is one BIG Chief
in the background! How’s he get
his ass in teepee?

7:04 am April, 22 DarkSock said...

Here we see rendered
The heart-rending narrative
Of Poke-n-Hump-Ass

7:06 am April, 22 DarkSock said...

Electrician dude
No Injun, but once wired a head
For a reservation…
.
.
.
.
.
.
sorry…

7:07 am April, 22 DarkSock said...

Plucking ritual
Explains why all Indians
Have bald chins and twats.

7:08 am April, 22 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Ralph strokes his short cue
Eight ball in corner pocket
Indians mess with his game

7:10 am April, 22 DarkSock said...

Left squaw does hip-hop
But what tribe does she come from?
“A Rappa Ho'”
.
.
.
.
.
.
sorry…

7:11 am April, 22 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

I think those ladies
could be from the Poospatuck’s
He’s a Poopgotstuck

7:11 am April, 22 Mr. White said...

VInce Neil, on the left,
proves that it’s better to burn
out than fade away

7:14 am April, 22 Mr. White said...

Hottie on right makes
me think miscegenation.
Left? Small pox blanket.

7:14 am April, 22 saulgoode42 said...

Pochahontis: right
Pocha-heffer on the left
Poke-a-homo’s stunned

7:15 am April, 22 DarkSock said...

Indians sickened
by diseased blankets; Tonight
History repeats

7:16 am April, 22 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Poker and Pool on
the Palouse makes me want to
take brownie/Poke her.

7:16 am April, 22 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Sentient wigwam
runs amok in casino.
shouts “Give back my land!”

7:17 am April, 22 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Chunky Squaw’s Hatchet
Strikes blow on Skinny Hotts Neck
Skinny costume thief

7:19 am April, 22 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

High priestess She-who-
ate-whole-buffalo mugs squaw
for remaining hide.

7:20 am April, 22 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

One feather virgin
Many colored feathers means
Ralph may get lucky

7:21 am April, 22 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“I must stop smoking
PCP-laced herb” thinks douche.
One on left is hott.

7:23 am April, 22 saulgoode42 said...

Dancing Rhino and
Runs with Foxes fool around
Marv plays pocket pool

7:24 am April, 22 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“I wish feather in
my headdress was that stiff,” thinks
douche. Booze killed sex drive.

7:27 am April, 22 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Douche covets costume
of She-who-shakes the Earth. Knows
he makes it cuter.

7:30 am April, 22 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

First our land. Now our
hotts. Get lousy casino
as reparations?

7:31 am April, 22 saulgoode42 said...

Many moons ago,
A tax-free casino rose
Sasquatch bought a shirt

7:31 am April, 22 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Water Buffalo
Chokes Little Hot Chicken while
Men’s Warehouse looks on.

7:37 am April, 22 idfma said...

Ralph looks like he stole
a samurai’s bamboo breast-
plate…no, he’s just fat.

7:38 am April, 22 DarkSock said...

“Damned dyslexia”
Thought Ralph, who spent cash to see
“Mom, Daughter Plucking”

7:44 am April, 22 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Ralph has good idea
why buffalo almost went
extinct. Vurps in mouth.

7:47 am April, 22 Anonymous said...

liquor in the front
poker in the rear, oh my
fold em nasty bleeths

7:52 am April, 22 Master Pee said...

Red feather squeals, no!
As “walks for doughnuts” watches
Please scalp me quickly

7:53 am April, 22 DarkSock said...

Thick native vixen
Forces lesser squaw to eat
Her own clitoris.

7:53 am April, 22 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Squaw on left looks thick
I will take the one on right
My “arrow” likes her

7:55 am April, 22 Master Pee said...

Blondie loses bet
she will walk among the douche,
Pocahontas wins

7:56 am April, 22 Wedgie said...

Where is Scrotum Pole?
Pool table Pocahontas
Longs for her stallion.

7:57 am April, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Two bitches banging.
Buffalo Ten Penises
Lurks in the background.

7:58 am April, 22 Master Pee said...

Hunter stalks his prey
Native Americans cringe
his name, “walks with choad”

8:01 am April, 22 Master Pee said...

Skanks in Spanx abound,
he is off reservation
a true vision quest

8:02 am April, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Tatonka lady
Ate pale face for dinner. Burp.
Dances With Heartburn.

8:04 am April, 22 saulgoode42 said...

Judy wants to cut
Peggy’s pretty little face
Peggy screams, “I’ll Sioux!”

8:05 am April, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Two Dogs Fucking in
Background had Taco Bell lunch.
Hey you, got some smokes?

8:06 am April, 22 The Fourth Horseman of the Douchepocalypse said...

Northwest Territory
never saw a squaw this hott.
Pitching a pants tent!

8:07 am April, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Morrison had visions.
He never saw it this bad
Even Joplin’s puss.

8:10 am April, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Cher is a half-breed.
Spring cleaning her vagina
Indians fall out.

8:12 am April, 22 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Chief Mr. Creosote
Ate the whole dollar buffet.
Diabetes is cool.

11:00 am April, 22 DarkSock said...

Damn, Reverend Chad;
An olde Cher song reference;
70’s were weird…
qw5t4

4:35 pm April, 22 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Ho-chunk Indian
Casinos named for chunky
hos. Like squaw on left.

8:05 am April, 24 penile interruptous said...

Chop, chop you are dead,
Plastic hatchet, severed head.
Indian nipples.

2:46 am April, 25 Office Furniture said...

Electrician dude No Injun, but two times wired a head For a reservation

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