Friday, April 29, 2011

Friday Haiku

Pumped Vegas Doucheclown ,
Fondles double shots of pear,
Future turds abound.

What’s it gonna take
For me to get you into
A used butt today?

– saulgoode42

Got one pear, two pear
Red pear, pooh pear. Now me need
To get protein drink and ‘roids.

– Wedgie

Here is an Abstain.
And while he may refrain from
voting, I vote Choad!

– Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt

Captain Ben Dover
inspects troops for proper hygiene.
Snorts off butt nuggets.

– Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche

Four round cheeks, one turd.
Somebody get me the Vim.
The bowl smells of Roids.

– The Reverend Chad Kroeger

Why is it he lord?
Who gets to fondle the pair?
I have camouflage?

– Claude Douchenbagger

# posted by douchebag1
7:07 am April, 29 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Here is an Abstain.
And while he may refrain from
voting, I vote Choad!

7:07 am April, 29 Wedgie said...

Got one pear, two pear
Red pear, pooh pear. Now me need
To get protein drink and ‘roids.

7:08 am April, 29 Wedgie said...

Hey, nice haiku format dick. 5-7-7.

7:09 am April, 29 Wedgie said...

Simple mathmatics
I have more abdominals
Than they have ass cheeks

7:09 am April, 29 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Perky Pear on left
Looks so very svelte, indeed.
We need 3D view!

7:10 am April, 29 Wedgie said...

Vegas procto doc
Prepares to get elbow deep
In two new clients

7:12 am April, 29 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Choad uses blue rag.
to pretend he’s hung like horse.
Really hung like mouse.

7:12 am April, 29 Wedgie said...

Here we all can see
The difference between flat,
eggshell and high gloss

7:13 am April, 29 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

What’s going on here?
Am I in alternate U?
Where’s other hunters??

7:13 am April, 29 Wedgie said...

Blue towel is there
To wipe up the drippy drip
Of his syphilis

7:14 am April, 29 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

6 Pack abs with a beer belly,
Oil rag left from Jiffy Lube shift,
Hotts turn their backs

7:15 am April, 29 Wedgie said...

Stupid British prince
Spends a million to get one
I got two for free

7:17 am April, 29 saulgoode42 said...

What’s it gonna take
For me to get you into
A used butt today?

7:17 am April, 29 Vin Douchal said...

Chump has abs and gut
With donuts and creatine
Results may vary

7:18 am April, 29 Wedgie said...

Blue towel gives clue
To how long this choad will last
‘Til he shoots early

7:22 am April, 29 Vin Douchal said...

ClemensBag wingspan
Feels buttocks for the best place
Stick in needle dick

7:23 am April, 29 idfma said...

GI jackass. I
can’t work with this there’s
nothing funny here

7:24 am April, 29 Vin Douchal said...

A hernia scar
Pokes out for breath of fresh air
And turn our stomachs

7:24 am April, 29 douchebag1 said...

Hunters got nothin’?
Double pear should lead us to,
lots of poopie jokes.

7:24 am April, 29 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

This Choad has nip studs!!?
That is just Psycho, Choad, Scrote!
Must be Final Days!

7:25 am April, 29 Vin Douchal said...

He shared his Prep H
WIth the buttcheeks on the left
On right? Not so much

7:26 am April, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Pear on the left and
Beluga whale on the right
makes douche mineral?

7:27 am April, 29 Vin Douchal said...

@ Db1
Hey whaddya mean?
I’ve got plenty stored up here
Oh, do you mean them

7:27 am April, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That is no shirt in pants.
Abman needs his rag to clean
The mess to be made.

7:28 am April, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Double rear entry.
Royal wedding festival
Turns to shade of brown.

7:28 am April, 29 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Choad displays the Pear
Of his wife and his daughter.
Well that is just sick.

7:30 am April, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Hotts get ready to
launch fudge cannon missiles. Fire
one! Fire two. Douche down.

7:31 am April, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Four round cheeks, one turd.
Somebody get me the Vim.
The bowl smells of Roids.

7:33 am April, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Homoslavia
ordinance expert checks locked
and loaded for turds.

7:33 am April, 29 Vin Douchal said...

Dr Brownfinger
Takes break from checking prostates
For some girlie bits

7:33 am April, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Day passing quickly.
Red bikinis delight him.
He has royal flush.

7:34 am April, 29 Cool Hand Douche said...

Ab Bag gut scar
from stomach pumped of sperm?
Check hospital records stat.

7:35 am April, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Repeal of “Don’t ask,
Don’t tell” means douche can fondle
Bob’s butt openly.

7:35 am April, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Ready to explore.
Dark Sock has a question. You
Use middle fingers?

7:35 am April, 29 Vin Douchal said...

Port and starboard butts
But Captain Choad has no mast
And shrunken testes

7:36 am April, 29 Wedgie said...

This is not a pic
Of the Rev. Chad in rehab
Then again, is it?

7:36 am April, 29 saulgoode42 said...

Come any closer
And these fine behinds will get
Shot by my nipples

7:36 am April, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fresh from stripper bar.
Rambo yells. You drew first blood.
Chews two fresh tampons.

7:37 am April, 29 Claude Douchenbagger said...

Why is it he lord?
Who gets to fondle the pair?
I have camouflage?

7:37 am April, 29 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

His hot pink wristband
Shows he’s paid for Gay event.
Macks on girls for joke.

7:37 am April, 29 Wedgie said...

Waitress makes mistake
He ordered the stinky buns
Not the sticky ones

7:38 am April, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Douche seems to forget
that healthy diet includes
less meat and more fruit.

7:38 am April, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Bottom abs show scar.
Kidney transplant was double.
Needs cash not urine.

7:42 am April, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Kate and her sister
Vegas bachelor party.
Meet their Prince Charmin.

7:42 am April, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Captain Ben Dover
inspects troops for proper hygiene.
Snorts off butt nuggets.

7:44 am April, 29 saulgoode42 said...

Little do we know
Both of these Vegas sirens
Are barfing right now

7:44 am April, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Six hours, two roofies
Later the fun begins. Girl
On right didn’t wipe.

7:45 am April, 29 Cool Hand Douche said...

All moist from ‘bating
Buds in bathroom circle jerk
Rag for cum clean up.

7:47 am April, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Camo hat and pants.
Two red bikinis. Night
Will smell like napalm.

7:48 am April, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Douche feels embarrassed
he forgot his red thong. Knows
he would win “best butt”.

7:50 am April, 29 saulgoode42 said...

On left: perfection
On right: I vote rejection
Guy kills erection

7:51 am April, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

A line up of cheeks
wants Butt Bongo Fiesta.
Douche is pinata?

7:54 am April, 29 Cool Hand Douche said...

Don’t stop believing
That tranny on right will let
you suckle its balls.

7:56 am April, 29 saulgoode42 said...

Website is trippin
The ass is strong my brothers
But server is weak

7:57 am April, 29 creature said...

Vegas drive thru window
greasy chessed server will as you
“you want SuperSize”

8:00 am April, 29 douchebag1 said...

saulgoode, site problems?
Email me what’s up. Looks fine,
from my end. Mmmm… pears.

8:02 am April, 29 creature said...

uhm, ask…doh!

8:05 am April, 29 creature said...

looking for new hat
to wear to royal wedding
tight fit or comfort?

8:08 am April, 29 saulgoode42 said...

Seems to have cleared up
Couldn’t post wise cracks few times
Maybe I’m still high

8:09 am April, 29 douchebag1 said...

Whoops, some haikus held.
Your drunken narrator left,
the Spam Filter On.

9:22 am April, 29 Wedgie said...

Stupid filter sucks
But not as bad as Wedgie
Haiku format wrong

10:51 am April, 29 Banana Hammock said...

Pumpy slaps pair of thong’d ham
Double analinguist inevitable
Too bad booty on right is a Man…

11:06 am April, 29 DarkSock said...

Stereophonic
Dildonic and Iconic;
Love Thigh Colonics.
.
.
.
Late again…..SHIT.

11:07 am April, 29 DarkSock said...

We miss ol’ Pumpy;
Now Las Vegas is run by
His lil bro, Dumpy.

11:16 am April, 29 DarkSock said...

Two Rump-A-Pump-Pumps
Make a poo sandwich out of
A Stumpy Dump-Hump

11:18 am April, 29 DarkSock said...

One of these assholes
Is well-oiled, begging for peen;
Tragically it’s him.

9:16 pm April, 29 Dooshspotter said...

sick of slick douchebags
pretending to like girl ass
their own assholes gape

10:15 pm April, 29 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Seeing red today:
Abbey’s aisle and William’s Coat,
now this declasse’.

10:19 pm April, 29 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Greasy li’l abs and
rump rounds, he wears blue ribbon,
they, the red ribbons.

10:23 pm April, 29 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Douchebags are like a
horse’s ass or two, lacking
tail but oh, so fly.

10:28 pm April, 29 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Sex slave auctions go
bass ackwards, as broads auction
porch beef rib eye stud.

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