Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Help Felicia Find the White Belt Saggy Pants Asswipe (Sesame Street Singalong Style)

C’mon, everyone sing along!

One of these tools is not like the others,
One of these tools just doesn’t belong,
Can you tell which douche is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

Did you guess which tool was not like the others?
Did you guess which tool just doesn’t belong?
If you guessed the asswipe wearing the white belt saggy pants is not like the others,
Then you’re absolutely…wrong! They’re all douchey.

# posted by douchebag1
12:09 pm April, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That was a very entertaining poem and shock ending to the naturally stoned mind, and by naturally I mean the first six frosty Canadian lagers with a few doobies.
Just say no to psychiatric drugs. Son. Woooooooooo

12:10 pm April, 19 Wheezer said...

Left side choad is filling his drawers.
.
Yes, it’s redundant.

12:12 pm April, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Poor flabby bro on the left is wondering why did I come here, why did I take my shirt off? Can anyone see my ab? Check out these pecs Bra! Do I look puffy? Look at my tat. Are my arms jiggly
?

12:12 pm April, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Felicia was seeking bordeaux
When she got trapped in this bronado
She started to laugh
when each pulled the gaffe
of saying they looked like Apollo

12:16 pm April, 19 Nancy Dreuche said...

^RevChads a Wooo Hott!
.
What’s disturbing is these dudes are more into touching eachother than the hott. Belt and underpants reveal? Really? I must be old then because the only reason I wear a belt is to prevent underpants reveal. I guess I’m doing it wrong.

12:24 pm April, 19 Wedgie said...

Nipple head is in full ab-flex. Yeah, dudely, you lookin’ good. That’s why you have a guy under each arm.

12:25 pm April, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

These douchebags don’t even notice
The hott who is soft like a lotus
They primp and they pose
for the rest of their bro’s
and ignore her just like an orgress

12:25 pm April, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ good grief. ogress nor orgress.

12:26 pm April, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Bring back limerick Wednesdays!

12:32 pm April, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The choads they do primp and preen
Their manscaping being obscene
Felicia does chuckle
at how each wants to suckle
on the other’s small sardine

12:35 pm April, 19 the douche is alright said...

thank god for boobies

12:41 pm April, 19 tall guy said...

I can just picture the poolside strut of lime green-clad douche on right. It’s not a pretty picture.

12:54 pm April, 19 Vin Douchal said...

Yeah , it’s all fun and games grab assing for the camera until the repo guy backs up to the lifted F-250 and drags that shit onto the flatbed.
.
Then where you gonna live, slappy?

12:55 pm April, 19 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

I was thinking Left Side Douche (LSD) looks like he just realized what a big mistake he made all those years ago in high school when he started hanging with these three morons. LSD is thinking, “Shit, I had a 1420 on my SATs and a partial ride to Brown, but I went to ASU because Eddie said it’d be a blast and there was tons of tail. Funny, but every weekend we hung out with each other and never scored any of the hotts they talked about when convincing me to join them at ASU. Now here I am, 32, in Vegas and worried that my credit card is going to get denied when I get the next bottle of Grey Goose. Fuck me. Maybe I can sneak back to the room and hang myself before these three fucks get in.”

1:08 pm April, 19 Deltus said...

There’s so much wrong with this picture, I feel unclean having viewed it. But it’s *almost* worth it, cause she’s skanky hott.

1:31 pm April, 19 Daggerbagger' said...

The bag attitude from white belt is literally seeping from my monitor and messing my keys like a stanky goo. Every character present here makes my kidneys ache, I almost pity dude on the left…wait…nope.

1:54 pm April, 19 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I give the LSD a douchbag fail, that being a compliment. He need to de-pledge this bagternity asap and head to the nearest tatt removal Dr.

2:16 pm April, 19 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Is it just me, and it might be because I’ve got a wild ass imagination, but his hottie’s right nipple darkening her already dark bikini top?
.
“B” is for Boobie, that’s good enough for me!
B is for Boobie, that’s good enough for me!
B is for Boobie that’s good enough for me!
Boobie Boobie Boobie rhymes with “B”

Cookie Monster had it going on, he was just lusting after the wrong letter.

3:58 pm April, 19 El Bastardo Magnifico said...

I guess the upside is that you can hide that barbed wire armband with a t-shirt. But you’ll still have a barbed wire armband.

5:03 pm April, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The second from the right douchebag looks like Ronnie from the Jersey Shore show.

9:25 pm April, 19 Stephanie said...

The 3 guy hugs just bothers me,there’s a lot of overwhelming male love going on,not that there’s anything wrong with it.

10:11 pm April, 19 soy bomb said...

I dub the choad on the left “Flabio.” He’s too fat and gross for the three hombros on the right to touch, and no self-respecting bleeth would be caught dead with him. Poor Flabio.

1:20 am April, 20 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Dedicated to black bikini pooch belly boob nuzzle tits there:
.
Rub her fuckie, you’re not the only one
You make gang rape, lots of fun
Rub her fuckie, I’m cumming all over you.
.
Rub her fuckie, joy of boys
When I squirt in you, you make noise
Rub her fuckie, you’re overflowing with man batter, it’s true!
.
(doo doo doo doooo, doo doo)
.
Every day when I dump my spunk in your tummy,
I find a little fella who’s painful red and chubby
(rub-a-dub-a-herpe!)
.
Rub her fuckie, you’re so fine
And I’m lucky that you’re abortion’s not mine
Rub her fuckie, I’m awfully fond of pooing on you.
Rub her fuckie, I’d like a whole pond of VD from –
Rub her fuckie, I’m awfully fond of fucking you!
.
(doo doo, be doo!)

7:15 am April, 20 DarkSock said...

I see the ‘roided up Sleestak…can you spot it?

4:48 pm April, 20 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

In honor of the very green Earth Day this Friday, Green Shirt Guy is NOT giving us the underpants reveal, so he definitely doesn’t belong.

On the other hand, he’s probably going Commando, so that his junk may be long.

3:06 am April, 24 Joe said...

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