Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Jenny and Kelly Make the “Double Woo”

Brohawks, shoulder tatts and Ubiquitous Red Cup on display as Jenny and Kelly “woo.”

Bud Lights in the sand.

Nerdy Juan talks physics in the background.

Yup. Spring Break. 2011.

Where an entirely new generation thinks they’re the first to discover sex and alcoholism.

They’re not. I was. The year was 1994.

# posted by douchebag1
7:10 am April, 5 Mr. White said...

Let’s not knock Nerdy Juan. It looks like he’s got purple bikini’s interest. Go on with your bad self, Nerdy Juan. CMOS circuits make her tingly. Just be careful that the dude with the beer gut in the bikini doesn’t try to make it a threesome.

7:22 am April, 5 Crottenham said...

Somebody needs to tell headless chick in bikini to left of bud lights that a gut like hers should preclude said bikini……ugh!

7:41 am April, 5 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Hear hear Mr. White! Nerdy Juan is one bad mamajamma when it comes to not only CMOS circuits but he can talk a blue streak about non-linear dynamical fluid flow at the lamellar regions of the tube diameter. He wrote a program in MatLab that models it to 98% probability. Juan’s just tryin’ to cash in on it because Purple Bikini’s program won’t compile and it is due on the Tuesday they get back. Juan’ll get some lovin’ on Monday night though!

7:46 am April, 5 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

What God could use right now is a really, really good sand wedge. Odds are though, he’s pulling a Tiger Woods and is currently strapping my sweet, blind-folded Francine to a four-poster bed somewhere in Orange County.

7:48 am April, 5 UFO Destroyers said...

Just what I want to see this morning–a beach full of midgets and the Yeti-like Kardashian sister without her head.
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Wait, I do want to see that second part.

8:07 am April, 5 Mr. White said...

@doc bunsen
You just gave me a very pleasant memory of a CS class I took in my junior year. A mostly theoretical computer science class + rock star math major + freshman engineer girls = winning.

8:17 am April, 5 Collaz B. Popped said...

Nerdy Juan,,,LOL!

8:47 am April, 5 Reverend Chad From Rehab said...

I thought I started it in 1984. Those girls look so young to me now with their pasty white soft skin, nature bush, and low alcohol tolerance that I am glad to say there are a few cute oxy and crack dependant chicks in here that I will likely meet today. This place is a joke. I went to high school with the night shift nurses. Woooooooooooo!

8:57 am April, 5 Banana Hammock said...

Ohh, the ol’ reciprocative “Please don’t pee in my butt” look… Just like back on the farm.

9:02 am April, 5 jonezy said...

DB1,
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I’m headed to Vegas for the remainder of the week. Can you please prepare me for maximum mock by providing the most repulsive of VegaScrotePudWankery pics in your reserve arsenal?
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And more importantly, with uber Hott Chick, of which I see none in the above mentioned Double Woo.
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Do you have the King’s direct line? Where the King goes grinning, Woo hotties follow…

9:29 am April, 5 Vin Douchal said...

@ Jonezy
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If you’re a fan of hot chicks with their large mammaries protruding from their fabric adornments and let’s face it, who isn’t, then check out these links:
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Wet Republic Bleeth attack a.k.a. Vegas Prom
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Tao Beach
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And don’t let the gruesome MegaBleeth types scare you away
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Try the Mexican restaurant at the Palms pool. You can sample dozens of different tequila brands while watching scantily clad Playboy chicks do what they do ( iPod is recommended to block out the soundtrack and screeching ) which is sit around and look doable.
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Seacrest, out!

9:32 am April, 5 Vin Douchal said...

Oh yeah, and remember to visit the Slots o Fun craps game, best table in all of Vegas

9:36 am April, 5 Vin Douchal said...

Aiy yie yie, look at the chick with the light brown hair…..

9:50 am April, 5 Et Tu Douche? said...

Nerdy Juan, Seen here discussing his newest idea for an App that works on both iPhones & Androids, will be an internet millionaire soon enough. Buenas Suerte Juan

10:17 am April, 5 jonezy said...

Excellent stuff Vin- and for once your links didn’t get websensed/blocked by the internet fascist in the tech dept.
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This will be very inspiring for my trip.
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I have no verbal response to light brown hair girl- only cartoon style noises in my head, onomatopoeia style:
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Wowwwza, Boiiiioooiiing. hummanah, hummanah, Zzzzoii Yoi Yoiy Yoiy. zmbzmzbmzm!

10:31 am April, 5 jonezy said...

definitely will be getting my craps on- I’ll keep an eye out for the Slots O Fun (assuming said eyes haven’t already been poked out by the mammaryscicles of these Megableeths)

11:33 am April, 5 Medusa Oblongata said...

@ Rev. Chad–Seriously, from someone who knows, eat as much pineapple as you can. Helps with the withdrawal, the mega-acids clean out your guts and restore your handsome good looks in a flash. The fiber also helps with that nasty spaz colon one gets when drying out. Also make sure to get a lot of water, flushes you out, helps with the headaches and that weird, crusty skin you’re gonna get as all the toxins filter out. And milk is so delightful for those late-night stomach aches and crampy sleepless spells.
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Or you could just beg for Valium, that’s what most people do. Decisions, decisions.
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@ Jonezy–Godspeed, my good man. Take some sunscreen and make sure you have access to HCwDB at all times, to keep your perspective and sanity, as well as stay focused. And i would expect you to take some excellent shots to keep us all abreast of new developments in baggery.
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Huh huh. I said “breast”.

5:15 pm April, 5 Fatness said...

Vin, ah, Slots-O-Fun. Besides the Riviera, the only real Vegas left on the Strip…say hi to my money.

6:06 pm April, 5 Medusa Oblongata said...

Nerdy Juan is politely telling that Musk Ox in the bikini that she needs to go put on a muumuu, she is spoiling the scenery.

7:28 pm April, 5 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

The chick with the light brown hair is dangerously close to that Filipino shemale.

8:24 pm April, 5 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Little did Jenny and Kelly know that the balcony-cam was diverting their attention from the ass-cam.
We await Vin’s posting of those pix.

11:21 pm April, 5 Guid is Good said...

Bud lights in the sand. Would be a good name for an album or a douche soft rock anthem.

10:37 am April, 6 Mr. Biggs said...

Ah 1994. It was a good year.

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