Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Michelle’s Earwax Problem

Michelle’s rationale: Cheaper than a Qtip, and it buys you free drinks.

Not sure I’m buying it, Michelle.

# posted by douchebag1
11:30 am April, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That Ricki Lake sure can pull some hipsterbag.

11:37 am April, 12 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Is that a cane between his legs? I’m guessing this is not what she imagined when she volunteered to help the handicapped.

11:50 am April, 12 Troy Tempest said...

OK everybody – smile for the camera when I say QUEEF!
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QUEEEEEEEF!!!!

12:08 pm April, 12 Mock Ring said...

Douche, you mamma bird feeding baby bird routine might work on this broad, but that’s probably only because her self esteem is lower than Richard Simmons testosterone levels.

12:12 pm April, 12 Crottenham said...

Qtip? More like floss, dude sure is doing a number on her teeth, won’t need that dental hygenist visit….

12:16 pm April, 12 Hermit said...

He smells like humidity and death.

12:18 pm April, 12 Stephanie said...

Photo time is canker sore lip time. Michelle check for open sores!!!!

12:46 pm April, 12 Wheezer said...

She has the prettiest teeth I’ve ever come across.
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The cuckold douchebag here is performing cleanup.

1:16 pm April, 12 Wedgie said...

On the other hand, Qtips don’t give you crabs.

1:30 pm April, 12 Douche Springsteen said...

He doesn’t even look like he’s enjoying himself. Are the clubs now hiring paid-to-pose douchebags? Like he wakes up in the afternoon and thinks SIGH, off to the club to lick hotts for the camera again. One day his show pitch for Home & Garden TV will pay off. One day.

2:25 pm April, 12 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I think somebody was dumb enough to ask this douche if he could lip read. This pic is demonstration of how he does it.

3:33 pm April, 12 Mr. Biggs said...

Does it come with a free canker sore applicator?

4:04 pm April, 12 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

The print on Michelle’s dress is screaming, “EEEEEKKKKKK!”

4:05 pm April, 12 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

He’s CANE and she’s DISABLED.

4:06 pm April, 12 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Tongue-lashings just ain’t what they used to be.

4:07 pm April, 12 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Tongue-lashing just ain’t what they used to be.

4:07 pm April, 12 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

They’re twice the words and half-the shame.

4:08 pm April, 12 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Michelle has lots of fun with her new Australian cane-toad schlepping flies off her face.

4:10 pm April, 12 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

If he just dipped a little lower, he’d find plenty to lick in that crevasse, er, uh, cleavite.

4:12 pm April, 12 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

You’ll wonder where the yellow went
When you schlepp your teeth with Pepsodent.

4:12 pm April, 12 Chaz said...

It’s all fun and games until the crippled girl with the cane can’t get away from the face lick before the camera snaps the shot… then it’s just mean.

6:35 pm April, 12 massengill said...

Wheezer, is this guy not ringing any douche recall alarms? I feel I know this douche.
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If not, I think I’ll refer to him as “The Vile Toothpick.”

7:43 pm April, 12 DarkSock said...

That Ricki Lake sure can pull some RubberJohnny stunt doubles

10:14 am April, 13 Banana Hammock said...

That is actually the best way to clean her blow hole.
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true…

12:02 pm April, 14 summers eve said...

I thought they killed sadam sons

12:03 pm April, 14 summers eve said...

I guess he is terrorizing aztec cows now

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