Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Morty the Happy Rocker Causes Kim to Hang Herself

There’s only so much happy rocking that one girl can take.

# posted by douchebag1
4:18 pm April, 6 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Did you get it Mom? Was that one OK? I made the devil horns in that one. He he, I’m such a bad ass. Wait ’til I put this up on my Myspace page. Ernie in Accounts Receivable will sooooo jealous.

4:33 pm April, 6 Vin Douchal said...

He’s the bizzaro world version of the Jerry Seinfeld “Man Hands” girl. He’s “Bitch Fingers” the dainty wuss.
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Unless this guy can play a mean Fender Rhodes and sing perfect pitch backing vocals he should not leave mom’s basement. Or shoud I say, “until”

4:39 pm April, 6 Southern Scrotic said...

Nice hooters.

4:59 pm April, 6 soy bomb said...

One thing can be said with utmost certainty.
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Kim is, most assuredly, in a better place now.

5:05 pm April, 6 Rolling Mocks said...

Liberace Rocker Horns, dainty but still musically inclined. Hey Morty, can I have a table by the window and some waters to start? Good kid.

5:44 pm April, 6 DayGloGuido said...

While the assumption over Mort’s position in the ‘service’ services is probably the most likely, based on his fully buttoned collar..that red noose would suggest an attempt at ‘smart’ punk styling.
Which leads one to believe he has accosted Kim on his way back from the johns to Jordan and Courtney’s Reception.
Thus making Kim’s feigned escape attempts in the face of “I’m with the wedding next door dollface”, all the more insidious

6:53 pm April, 6 El Bastardo Magnifico said...

I like this guy. I don’t think he can really qualify as a douche. This guy wants so badly to be the Led Zeppelin guy but his record collection has much more in common with Michael Buble. While we’re on the subject, fuck him.

That’s why Kelly’s trying to hang herself.

7:05 pm April, 6 Medusa Oblongata said...

I think the expression on the skull on her top perfectly captures how I feel about this whole thing.

7:55 pm April, 6 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

I’ve seen that dirtpile on top his head before….yeah, Richard Dreyfuss was shoveling it in “Close Encounters of the Third Kind.”
Which just goes to show how douchebags are aliens amongst us.

7:57 pm April, 6 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Oh Lord, Ross the Intern has gotten the advanced douchebug, as if he didn’t already have a milder case of it.

7:59 pm April, 6 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

That’s a strange Hooters tee-shirt she’s wearing, and by the expression on her face, she more than knows it.

8:21 pm April, 6 Alf Stewart said...

Flamin’ galah

9:46 pm April, 6 DarkSock said...

She looks like fun. And not the good clean kind.

9:55 pm April, 6 DarkSock said...

Her armpits are desirable. And not just in a sexual way.

9:56 pm April, 6 DarkSock said...

Eventually Mandy came to accept Vincent’s pull-start cockk.

1:33 am April, 7 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Chunky Brett Favre has a front-ass and 6 or 7 fingers on his left hand. You can’t blame Kim for trying to end it all before tonight’s 7-fingered shocker 😮

4:15 am April, 7 Wedgie said...

David Carradine’s daughter clowns around.

5:41 am April, 7 Collaz B. Popped said...

Thats how she feels after she mistakenly saw his tiny cockk.

Shes total Fwap.

7:14 am April, 7 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Deer Lord, woman, you’re using the tie wrong. Strangle him, claim it was self-defense. No jury will convict you!

9:07 am April, 7 Banana Hammock said...

The south Norwegian turkey dewlap makes a great soup
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culinary fact
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son…

2:36 pm April, 7 Menschenjaeger said...

Realy, though…nottadouche?

2:37 pm April, 7 Menschenjaeger said...

I mean, if we’re REALLY going to tag him…he should be called “Private Pile.”

9:36 pm April, 7 Stephanie said...

Here’s 2 dollars Morty,park my car.

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