Monday, April 25, 2011

Ned Wilson Likes the Boobies

Ned Wilson, the lost Wilson brother of the once famous but rapidly descending into pimping cell phones acting family, really, really likes the boobies.

And while Ned Wilson’s really not all that douchey, and probably deserves a nottadouche, Belinda’s perfect Holy Cleavite and yet douchey expression offers such a prime example of the Douchadox, I had to run the pic.

That and I’m already sugar highed out on pixie sticks and pop rocks. Stupid half price sale at Jack’s.

# posted by douchebag1
2:42 pm April, 25 soy bomb said...

This is how I like my women. Half-naked and lobotomized.

2:42 pm April, 25 mr.reeve said...

When the douche is with the chick and the dude is not really a douche is this a Bleethe with Normal Drunk Guy?
Her boobs remind me of Peeps. Oh shit!

2:54 pm April, 25 DarkSock said...

Nomination for scrim-shielded globes, 2011.

2:58 pm April, 25 Southern Scrotic said...

She looks very expensive.

3:01 pm April, 25 Baron Von Goolo said...

^ Anime style Real Dolls usually are.

3:10 pm April, 25 Deltus said...

Far out of my price range.

3:14 pm April, 25 Wedgie said...

Too bad her forearms are bigger than his. What a pussy.

3:18 pm April, 25 Vin Douchal said...

I don’t care what her name is , I’d call her “Nom-nom Licky Sucky LOOK At Them Puppies Bounce” “

4:30 pm April, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

She’s such an expensive first date Ned could afford some manscaping before he met her.

4:32 pm April, 25 Nancy Dreuche said...

Hall of Nott?

4:33 pm April, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

She’s such an expensive first date that Ned used to be able to drink real alcoholic drinks and not Mr. White’s Free Pee specials.
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Come in Mr. White. Do you read me Mr. White? Blink twice if you can hear me.

4:34 pm April, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

She’s such an expensive first date gas used to cost $2.25 a gallon.

4:35 pm April, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

She’s such an expensive first date that Ned could afford to have his own place and not have his mom deliver him sandwiches in the basement.

4:38 pm April, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

She’s such an expensive first date she ruined what was going to be an epic acting family similar to the Berrymores.

6:03 pm April, 25 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Pseudo Wilson has to be more careful with his real doll’s mouth. This is going to cost hundreds to repair.

6:30 pm April, 25 Mr. White said...

@doc
Please. This douche can’t afford Mr. White’s Private Reserve. I’m working on a summer ale right now. It has hints of wheat, raspberry, and as always, asparagus.

6:36 pm April, 25 Douchble Helix said...

She is something special. But why is Gladys Kravitz lurking over Ned’s shoulder.

Hold on to her tight, Ned. Better still, save your $, and let her loose. That’s high maintenance. And I would trade places with you in a heart beat.

7:03 pm April, 25 The Dude said...

uhm, who are the non-lost Wilson bros? geez, I gotta get out more. And find me some buh-boobies!

7:53 pm April, 25 Steve said...

Shouldn’t he have his arm over her shoulder and her arms around his waist?

8:20 pm April, 25 Troy Tempest said...

she’s such an expensive first date he had to mortgage his balls to pay for dinner.

And on other news, first: Smoke some SERIOUS dope and watch this:

It will fuck with your head big time.

10:18 pm April, 25 DarkSock said...

@ Troy:
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That video gave me a erection lasting more than four hours. Should I call a doctor? And if so, what kind?

10:57 pm April, 25 Steve L. said...

if he’s related to the Wilsons, he’s probably a douche.
probably not as douchey as the Baldwins, but still.

6:04 am April, 26 Hermit said...

The muzak in Troy’s Facial Flex video reminds me of my childhood, watching my litle sister undress in the diffused, early morning light of our one-room cabin in Emoryville, West Virginia.

6:05 am April, 26 Hermit said...

@ Dark Sock 10:18,

answer: Female

6:14 am April, 26 Hermit said...

The comments under Troy’s video are precious.
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Also @ Dark Sock,
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The Spam-bots have breached the gates and are pillaging the storehouses and raping the women.

    9:11 am April, 26 DarkSock said...

    @ Hermit:
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    yeah, about 300+ spam hits and rising; I had to cut off the comments button to keep the bastards out. As I erase them I keep seeing interesting snippets such as “scat vomit” and “girls pee milk”; I try to ignore as I hack away at the barnacle bastards.

6:30 am April, 26 Deltus said...

She’s such an expensive first date he’s spent his retirement money already and they haven’t even hit drink round 3 yet. Poor schmuck.

7:25 am April, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Troy
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Don’t have any weed but it fuccked with my head big time anyway (haven’t had any coffee yet. kinda like bein’ on weed for me though). The fact that she seems to be getting off to it is pretty disturbing as well.

8:30 am April, 26 Boner said...

Boner!

9:26 am April, 26 Fatness said...

Troy, no weed here but it did give me a flashback to the first time I saw the opening to Rocky Horror Picture Show, which was after about 5 hours of drinking and some serious dope.

8:52 pm April, 26 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Ned Wilson may like her boobies, but she’s quite satisfied herself with her own boobies. That qualifiies her as a skank.

11:37 pm April, 26 Kamagra said...

I did break the comment button to keep the bastards away. How do I remove them I can see some interesting pieces, like vomit scat, and “girls pee milk

5:35 pm April, 27 brent said...

“Hot Chick! Douchebag!”

“No, it’s a cardigan but thanks for noticing!”

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