Thursday, April 7, 2011

Otterhead Makes Yet Another Redundant Point


Perhaps I’m making a redundant point about The Redundant Point.

But it’s a redundant point about The Redundant Point which actually reinforces its point by repeatedly repeating the redundancy of the Redundancy of the Point. Which is the point.

Which means it really isn’t redundant at all. The point about the Point. Not the Point.

# posted by douchebag1
11:54 am April, 7 Worthless said...

At least it is better than the douche pointing at himself…

12:02 pm April, 7 bflak said...

Man, I want, i want I want, one of those. Seriously. Wow.

12:08 pm April, 7 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Actually, his aim is off. He needs to be pointing downward. Where I plan to motorboat for the next week.

12:11 pm April, 7 Vin Douchal said...

That monoline filament sure is hard to see. You can’t even make out the hook or the fishing line in that dude’s lip

12:14 pm April, 7 MoeDouche said...

That’s a nice set of…melons. plump, round, and firm to the touch.

12:15 pm April, 7 Collaz B. Popped said...

He has a rather dildonic expression.

She’s sugary and spicy.

12:18 pm April, 7 Mock Jock said...

I know I’m the minority here, but can we please get some hotter douchebags, DB1? This horseface-bag is killing it for me. Maybe its because she is so hot he looks ugly in comparison, but still. Male spade face is not okay either. I’d rather look at an asspear photo shopped to this dude’s head.

12:20 pm April, 7 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

that Stiffler still sure can pull some tail. she must have some EPA permit to haul around that much silicone.

12:30 pm April, 7 The Reverend Chad in Rehab Jonesing said...

She’s not really blonde but I think everybody is OK with that. I bet it’s hard to tell these days with the lack of nature bush out there for you single folk. The shave starts to really lose it’s luster when they start to show their true pussy age age and get all wrinkly and their uterus starts to fall around 44 and they start to get a blackish-green tarry dischange during menses running into the hair that now connects their ankles to their thigh when the hormones get all fucked up. Sex gets lind of gross as they get older and hornier as well. The vaginal mucous gets all thick like an organic roofing tar. Hard to look at when you scrape it off your cock and stiff bush, even worse when you eat it like so much human wasteland. What?

12:39 pm April, 7 DanDierdorf said...

I’d like my point to meet her two points.

point! point!

12:55 pm April, 7 Scooby Douche said...

@Mock Jock 12:18:

What? She has a face? I didn’t notice.

1:16 pm April, 7 Banana Hammock said...

Yet ‘nother Golden Globes mounds-o-plenty nominee. Toofy Capster here begs for a Louisville Slugger dental embossment.

1:42 pm April, 7 soy bomb said...

Those are the whitest teeth I’ve ever seen on a post-op restoredshrunken head victim.

1:51 pm April, 7 Blinded by the Shite said...

Hey look, it’s Wee Man from Jackass, all growed up.
.
I would motorboat those yammays like Johnny Knoxville on a Novocaine bender.

1:57 pm April, 7 Tyrannosaurus Douche said...

Oh my goodness. She is a party. Son.

2:52 pm April, 7 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Oblio no longer gives a shit about this asshole.

3:09 pm April, 7 Douche Springsteen said...

Those teeth will haunt my slumber tonight.

In a side note to Vin Douchal, you cost my company an hour in labor today. I had a co-worker in my office and your Donkey Opus in Douche Major came on my iTunes. I had to explain to her about the song / the site so I spent the next half hour relaying to her the sad tale of Donkey Douche and the mission of the site in general.

3:24 pm April, 7 Wedgie said...

Screw a scholarship, give ’em all money for implants and turn ’em loose on society.
It worked in Miami.

3:45 pm April, 7 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

John Elway is gonna be pissed when he finds out this asshat stole his teeth.

4:05 pm April, 7 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Mr. Ed called. He says he has something waiting at home for you. Hurry!

4:18 pm April, 7 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Well, I take from this that the Point is – Mams, Yammys, Bazookas, Missiles, Ta’maters, Melons, Blouse Brothers,
B1 and B2, babaloos, baby feeders, badoinkies, balloons,
baloobas,bazooms, bee-stings, Ben and Jerry, Bert and Ernie, bijongas, blinkers, bombs, Bonnie and Clyde, boobs,
boobies, boobsters, bosoms, bottles, boulders, bumpers, busts, cans, cantaloupes, cha-cha’s, chi-chis, chesticles, chumbawumbas, coconuts, cupcakes, dairy pillows, Danny DeVitos, devil’s dumplings, dinglebobbers, dirty pillows, dumplings, Ernest and Julio, flapdoodles, Fred and Ethel,
funbags, gazongas, gobstoppers, God’s milk bottles,
Godzillas, goombas, headlamps, headlights, head rests,
high beams, honkers, hood ornaments, hooters, hubcaps,
jugs, kawangas, knockers, Lewinskis (HA HA!), Lilo and Stitch, love decoys, magambos, Mahatmas, mamaloogas,
mammaries, mau maus, melons, milk bombs, milk factories
milk jugs, milk wagons, milkmakers, milkshakes, mobutus,
moo moos, Mork and Mindy, mounds, muffins, Mulligans, Murphys, neeners, norks, nose warmers, num-nums, pair,
palookas, pillows, puppies, rack, rib bumpers, shabba-dos,
shirt puppies, speed bumps, sweater cows, tatas, the girls,
the twins, Thelma and Louise, tits, titties, torpedoes, Tweedledee and Tweedledum, tweeters, tweakers, wahwahs, windshield wipers, Winnebagos, wop bop-a loo-bops, yazoos, ying-yangs, zoomazooms.

Wha’?? Did I forget ANYTHING??

4:40 pm April, 7 Southern Scrotic said...

Breasticies

4:57 pm April, 7 Et Tu Douche? said...

Mamtastic bra busting mam-canons, Oh and he’s a pud

7:59 pm April, 7 Vin Douchal said...

@ Douche Springsteen
.
Nice work , son. Just think, if that was a male co-worker you could have explained about FrancineLove and played that tune.

9:28 pm April, 7 Stephanie said...

Blinded By The Teeth By Manfred Mann’s Earth Douche.

9:35 pm April, 7 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

All I can say is, for a douchebag, which he suspiciously seems NOT to be, he is Happy, Happy, Happy.
Rolling in melons Happy.
And his teeth are, too.

9:36 pm April, 7 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

There’s a whole lotta white goin’ on in this picture.

9:37 pm April, 7 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

The expression goes, “Don’t shoot untill you see the whites of their eyes.”
Either he’s holding back, or he’s packing a fitted condom, as I see plenty of eye-white and no evidence of a shot…just yet.

9:46 pm April, 7 DarkSock said...

Guy Brush rapes a Bleeth

10:46 pm April, 7 The Dude said...

Damn, you’re reminding me of the gal from Four Points
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2008/09/four-points-writes-in/

That girl proves there is a heaven. Or at least some nice chest pillows for my nap.

4:00 am April, 8 Steve L. said...

if only Redundancy Day is celebrated with repeatedly redundant boob pillow and ass pear fondling…
*sob*

7:50 am April, 8 DarkSock said...

That Guy Pierce sure can pull some tail.

5:26 pm April, 8 Medusa Oblongata said...

@ Dr. BHD 2:52
Hurr hurr. I was thinking the same thing. Now let’s train Arrow to bite all the DBs in the balls and we’ll be on to something….

3:04 pm April, 10 Mockraker said...

^I’m only interested in what buy platinum has to say on the subject of douchebags.

10:27 am April, 11 To Mock a Killingbird said...

^All well and good, but what is your take on grillz? Douchey or not douchey? And for someone who may have metal allergies what kind of grill is the least evasive and most hypoallergenic?

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