Thursday, April 28, 2011

Remember Kids, Middle Fingers Are Autodouche


The More You Know.

# posted by douchebag1
11:39 am April, 28 Hater said...

Is it the chicken, collards, weaves, and mac and cheese that make some colorful women fat and repeat everything they yell. Or is it the malt and poverty.

11:45 am April, 28 mr.reeve said...

I have replaced flipping off bad drivers by giving them the thumbs up. Just like Erik would……http://www.mainstreetmallonline.com/fanstuff/members/buhhoe1/listings/122208msmo018.jpg
Nice point there Boston Red Soxbag.

11:46 am April, 28 Anonymous said...

Of course there’s a post-’04 Red Sox fan in the mix at the high school marsh drinking hole. And by marsh I mean maaahsh
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11:46 am April, 28 Vin Douchal said...

Of course there’s a post-’04 Red Sox fan in the mix at the high school marsh drinking hole. And by marsh I mean maaahsh
.
.
And I have news:
“The Titty Wizzy Zipple Now I’m The Girl And You’re The Boy Official Rule Book and Francine’s Taint Flavored Edible Scorecard ©” which is available at Amazon.com and other fine retail outlets now comes in these flavors:
.
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11:51 am April, 28 mr.reeve said...

^Seriously? Wow. The great Erik Estrada.

11:52 am April, 28 mr.reeve said...

I am rusty. Please forgive me.

12:08 pm April, 28 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I gotta give these guys a notta pass. To be young, drunk and not a care in the world makes me truly envious . Enjoy your afternoon kids. The rest of your life is only going downhill from there.

12:32 pm April, 28 Nancy Dreuche said...

Beer cozies! I like my beer comfortable. Woooooooo!
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Yeah “Pointing at Me Guy”, I could use another brewski, but enjoy your butt grope first. I ain’t one to interupt.

12:33 pm April, 28 Deltus said...

Some grade A college hotts in there.

1:13 pm April, 28 DarkSock said...

I don’t want to stray off topic here, but does anyone actually use the middle digit for anal penetration? Just seems awkward. Except with small cats.

1:17 pm April, 28 tall guy said...

@ Magnum Douche P.I. 12:08, you, sir, are a spiritual Goliath, but reflecting on my own Earthly ways, i feel there’s a limit to the amount of altruism that a bit of middle-class guilt can induce.
Carry on.

1:29 pm April, 28 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Is the chick in the wifebeater checking yellow shirt’s diaper to see if he made a #2? Or maybe she’s just providing some brain stimulation so that he can raise his pointy finger.

1:29 pm April, 28 Banana Hammock said...

@DarkSock
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another exception, dilating the anus of blond hott ( far right) .

1:38 pm April, 28 Wheezer said...

This is the kind of photo that used to feature our pal Bra!! I miss Bra!! and his selection of tasty cola beverages.
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The kid at the top (and to the right about 2/3 over) appears to be holding a Mountain Dew “White Out.” It’s just not the same…..

1:39 pm April, 28 Wheezer said...

More Bra!!
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You see, kids? Life just can’t be that enjoyable ever again.

1:57 pm April, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Dark Sock
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Yes, Yes I have. I prefer the reverse shocker to loosen the tight ones up before I insert my Jesus-sized cock. Whores get it dry.

2:10 pm April, 28 Hermit said...

I have it on good authority that Rev Chad’s sexual prowess is such that small cats become moist and constipated old ladies have reflexive bowel movements at the sound of his voice.

2:43 pm April, 28 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

Red Sox hat is also AUTO DOUCHE.

3:55 pm April, 28 mr.reeve said...

^Indeed
Sock, ask my wife. I can’t tell

4:59 pm April, 28 Steve L. said...

middle fingers are good for one thing only: pulling a bow.

9:03 pm April, 28 DarkSock said...

@ Steve L –
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I believe it’s spelled “beaux”.

3:14 am April, 29 Kamagra said...

To be young, drunk & not a care in the world makes me truly envious . Enjoy your afternoon children. The remainder of your life is only going downhill from there.

5:05 am April, 29 Collaz B. Popped said...

I want to agree with MC 900 but I cant…..even as a jaded New Yorker. Boston Cap alone isnt enough, but close.

When they wear the cap, with sawx jacket, with sawx suspenders, – thats autodouche.

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