Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Scarf Bernie Isn’t Interested in Women Making out

Sign #65 of severe scrotebaggery: More interested in the camera observing you observing women making out than in actually observing women making out.

# posted by douchebag1
2:08 pm April, 19 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

All’s I can think about is shtup, shtup, shtup! I’m thinkin the reven-haired beauty could be a l’il dirty!?

2:16 pm April, 19 Bigphatnotadouche said...

The black haired Hott peaked my interest. I’d watch both of them tongue each all night long and wish they would ask me to join them.

2:16 pm April, 19 Rev.Chad Fuck Wordpress said...

This picture may be a Passover treat from DB1. It is both Sapphic and Semetic and I think my matza balls are ready to blow. And some random Kibbutzdouche is in the picture. I bet his name is Ari and he is money babe.

2:22 pm April, 19 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

Him: Sigh. They do this every time. And when we get home they’re going to want to have sex with me…together. Why? Why god why? It makes me want to just cry.
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Them: Is he still there? Good, someone’s got to drive us home.
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Him: I can hear you! And now I’m not f*cking driving you home!
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Them:
Yes you are, bitch.
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Him: Yes, yes I am…bitches.
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Them: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
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Him: Nothing. I’ll go get us some more drinks.

2:22 pm April, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I’m surprised I didn’t see this asshole here.

2:25 pm April, 19 Hermit said...

I don’t blame the dude, Blackie has shoulders like Mike Tyson.

2:49 pm April, 19 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@Hermit
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Not sure what shoulders you’re looking at my grizzled friend. Unless you’re mistaking her boob for her shoulder. She’s tight and tiny. My thigh is as big as her waist.
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Okay, I lied. My thigh’s as big as a girl’s calf. But a man can dream can’t he!?

3:38 pm April, 19 Hermit said...

@ Scrorato,
I stand corrected, I mistook her waist for her arm and her boob for her shoulder.
I’d suckle French dressing from her retard boobies and smear Greek salad on her Italian shoulders.
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I’d eat several pounds of German potato salad out of her shoes in the interest of European diversity.

3:44 pm April, 19 Vin Douchal said...

He looks dispeptic. Girls are gross.

3:52 pm April, 19 El Bastardo Magnifico said...

It’s like, a metacommentary on how we as a species are shallow automatons who’ve been bred to slaver mindlessly over the silky joycicles exchanging fluids nearby rather than pay attention to the real issues which begin and end at his totally bitching scarf.

5:01 pm April, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The eurodouche scarf has cut off the circulation to his brain, thus rendering him in a semi-conscious state, and incapable of enjoying the budding sapphic moment. Or he’s just a total jerkoff.

5:17 pm April, 19 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Hermit, Scrotato:
I mistook her head for her beave and her breasts for her ass, but I’m still thinkin I would shtup any orifice she would allow or that I could find!

6:12 pm April, 19 Techno Douche said...

If he WAS interested, he’d be a Waldouche (or whatever insult is apropriate for this site). The guy can’t win. 🙁

6:23 pm April, 19 Nancy Dreuche said...

^What Technodouche said. So what is the appropriate when two chicks make out? I’m assuming its step out of the photo op?

7:55 pm April, 19 Grand Douchemeister said...

Can’t say I agree here. Bernie Scarf actually seems a little stoned and therefore may have confused the camera for some type of soul-stealing device and while it’s clearly fantastic going in the background, I’d prefer a soul too.

Hey, it happened back in the day all the time.

10:13 pm April, 19 soy bomb said...

Why I feel that Bernie Scarf is trying to check out my package? Moving on, moving on.

12:42 am April, 20 tall guy said...

Bloody ‘ell! I mean it’s most probably all just for show, but it’s a show I’d like to participate in.

2:54 am April, 20 MC 900 Foot Douchebag said...

If he had pointed at this I’d have forgiven him. It’d still be redundant, but really, who wouldn’t point at these two chicks making out? As a matter of fact, I’d point with both hands and well, um, I think you might know what else.

6:57 am April, 20 Deltus said...

*fap fap fap* Huh? What are you guys saying?

7:33 am April, 20 DarkSock said...

BRB…

12:35 pm April, 20 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Faux lesbianism == autobleeth?

2:05 pm April, 20 Pliny said...

Trannies.

4:34 pm April, 20 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Considering the blonde has her arm slung over Bernie’s shoulder, he really doesn’t give a hoot for whose hooters are heavin’ to whom.

Or whether or not that nattily-tied scarf is stylish or prelude to a noose.

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