Monday, April 25, 2011

Stackhouse The Poet Is Not Impressed


2010 Douchebag of the Year, Stackhouse The Poet, laughs at the aspiring douchery of Pukey Bowie.

Only the chosen few can mack on Tiny Sally by a trash pile while shirtless and busting D&G douche belt.

Because only the chosen few can rise (fall) to the lofty pudwankery and gradual descent into semi-employed bloat by the mid 30s that is The Stack.

EDIT: Stackhouse free associates.

# posted by douchebag1
9:45 am April, 25 Et Tu Douche? said...

A-Hole!!!!!

10:01 am April, 25 Nancy Dreuche said...

Stacky! I’ve missed your snaggle toothed grill and chicken fetish

10:06 am April, 25 Deltus said...

I feel like deep frying a turkey and mackin some whobag jumpoffs.

10:08 am April, 25 Nancy Dreuche said...

So elated to see him back on here I didn’t finish my comment. Um so yeah, where was I? Stackhouse, StackAttack, ShitforTeethHouse…., I see you continue to eschew water and literacy for Ultra and bleethery. And as long as you stay in Florida I’m okay with that.

10:12 am April, 25 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

This establishment gets an A rating from the health department. They put all refuse, human and otherwise, where it belongs.
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Other than the ability to open her mouth really, really wide, is there anything hott about Tiny Sally??

10:17 am April, 25 pugsly said...

The stacker! God’s gift to all us douche hunters, his ass is such an easy target that even Dane Cook makes (steals) jokes about him.

…..Jesus I hate fn Dane Cook.

….and Stackhouse.

Crush some son.

10:24 am April, 25 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Can you say, “Muscle Wasting Disease?”

10:34 am April, 25 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I hope the Chinese factory that made that knock-off Douche and Gabbana belt put extra lead and chromium in it. Maybe some arsenic.

11:00 am April, 25 Taint Nuthin But A G-Thang said...

Drop your arms, Stacky. Your pits are stinking up the environment.

11:06 am April, 25 Vin Douchal said...

Quite possibly the most fun I ever had was piecing together my Stackhouse tune using his own youtube rants.
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Listening to the gravel voiced, misogynist, backwards thoughts flow outta that turkey stuffed meathead had me shaking my head and wondering if it’s a rib.
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Nope. He’s the real deal. His facebook and website are epic demagoguery. He’s a legend in his own mind.
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I’m a fan

11:12 am April, 25 Nancy Dreuche said...

How much some could a Stackhouse get if a Stackhouse could Get Some? I’m talkin’ quality some, not cokewhore some.

11:14 am April, 25 mr.reeve said...

The Stack loves him some him. Back to my Peeps coma.

11:19 am April, 25 mr.reeve said...

Before my Peeps O.D. I wached Colin Quinn do stand up on HBO. That was some funny shat my fellow ‘bag hunters.

11:32 am April, 25 Daggerbagger' said...

Stackhouse makes me feel better about myself. This is due to the fact that I know I’m a better person than he is on every fathomable level. Thanks turkey guzzler

11:48 am April, 25 Deltus said...

Get some industrial strength antibiotics.

12:29 pm April, 25 army (ret) douche said...

He is not as eloquent in video as his is in print. Has he run out of money for steroids? he looks deflated.

12:46 pm April, 25 Nancy Dreuche said...

I blew my back out watching the shit outta that video. Stackhouse’s ability to juggle snatch is impressive and shit. He doesn’t sound as angry as he has in previous rants. Must be running low on his roid supply. Perchance he should transfer to the #1 Roid School instead of #1 Weed school. All that ganj is making you lose you razor’s edge Stack. Pretty soon you’ll be Rev Chadding poetic about that turkey you used to stick it to behind the bleachers. You know, the one you also ate for Thanksgiving.

12:50 pm April, 25 Douche Springsteen said...

Tiny Sally kind of looks like that malformed little sidekick in that shitty Die Antwoord rap “band” from South Africa. I’d post a picture but I’m still too shattered from binge drinking all weekend to bother with Google images. I just trust my fellow hunters will know what I’m talking about.

12:52 pm April, 25 Wedgie said...

Chee can help you.

1:00 pm April, 25 mr.reeve said...

I couldn’t stomach that fucktard. Its Monday and my stomach is already fucked up from drinking Gin and eating Peeps yesterday. Not at the same time of course.

1:08 pm April, 25 Fatness said...

I thought this joke had already played out.
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There is no “hott” in the photo and the alleged douchebag is more of an aging pedo dirtbag. Are you that low on material now, DB1?

1:10 pm April, 25 clam fist said...

Stackhouse is the real deal

1:23 pm April, 25 I R A Darth Aggie said...

There are better hotts than that at FSU. If that’s what Stacky’s been reduced to…well, how the mighty have fallen.
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Trust me, I’m a doctor. Son.

1:30 pm April, 25 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Stacky demonstrates his new move to Tiny Sally. “First, I get up behind the bull and tickle his scrotum with my left hand like this. Then when he’s good and stimulated, I shoot my right hand into his fudge cannon and start to juggle his prostate. And then when he’s good and worked up, I set the camera on the ground and record the whole shot on video for posterity’s sake. Hey, it beats buyin’ more hair gel AND I get a free dinner.”

2:16 pm April, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Seeing this fucker with a cute Jew has made my hangover amplify just when it was going away.

2:44 pm April, 25 skrag2112 said...

He looks like hes posing for a Nazi sculpture. Very aryan.

3:00 pm April, 25 DarkSock said...

Atlas Sharted

3:26 pm April, 25 Douche Springsteen said...

@Darksock

It’s funny you mention that, my old college roommate and I always wanted to pen a reaction to Ayn Rand’s worldview and title it “Atlas Farted” but it never quite got past the piss-drunk-eating-burritos-at-3-a.m.-after-the-bar-while-watching-sanford-and-son planning phase.

8:17 pm April, 25 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

I like Stack’s combo of bling and fake dog tags on the same chain. I would like to release a Taliban Zabul Province-style complex attack on his white trash ass. 🙂

10:41 pm April, 25 Guid is Good said...

The Stackmeister seems off his game. GET SOME.

11:01 pm April, 25 Steve L. said...

uh oh. another Stack Attack.

8:17 am April, 26 creature said...

really, he shouldn’t speak

9:04 pm April, 26 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

At least his pit bull terrier adores him. Stacky is a lot more fun in print, where we can see his inattentiveless to having gotten an education displayed in all its grammatically flawed think-stink.

7:27 pm April, 30 stackhouse said...

No I havnt run out of money for juice, this picture is from 5 years ago when I was still clean, and not on the sauce yet. If u want up to date pics, check out my ad in next months health and fitness. Get Some

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